Post by jerri on Sept 23, 2009 14:42:22 GMT -5
[Jerri Li is sat in a gay bar sipping Singapore slings faster than a cheetah can chase a gazelle. Her homosexual Russian friend Yuri, who brought her here, is licking the salt off the rim of his glass as he eyes up the male dancers on stage. The club’s red and blue lighting system flashes across their faces as they talk to one another drunkenly.]
Jerri: Shit.
Yuri: What’s up?
Jerri: I’m out of booze.
Yuri: Bartender! Another Singapore sling for this fine young lady!
Jerri: Make it a tequila.
Yuri: Make that a tequila! And brings us both another plate of nachos you sexy bastard!
[Jerri holds her head in her hands.]
Jerri: Why did I come here?
Man: Hi, I’m Teddy!
Yuri: You’re out of your league buddy!
Teddy: Oh come on, whoever he is he can’t possible satisfy you as much as…
[He grips at his crotch.]
Teddy: This gigantic thing could.
[Jerri squints her eyes and holds back a little bit of bile.]
Jerri: You’re talking to ME about your penis? Really?
Teddy: Hey sweet thing, I’ve got enough for you.
Jerri: Yeah? You got razor blades up that urethra your holding?
Teddy: Uhhh…
Jerri: If you think you’re going to satisfy me with that little maggot you’re dead wrong bitch. You could have an elephant cock for all I care, I wouldn’t feel a thing.
[She picks up a fork and stabs it into his arm.]
Jerri: Feel that? That’s real pleasure.
[Teddy runs away trying to pull the expertly stabbed fork out of his arm.]
Yuri: Thanks Jerri, you’ve ruined the fucking night. I was looking forward to picking up a hot little Filipino boy to take away with me and you have to go and stab someone!
Jerri: Fuck this shit Yuri. I only came here because you got me stoned… I don’t even like S&M clubs, and you bring me to a regular gay bar? No way Yuri, talk shit all you want, I’m having some fun tonight.
[She jumps up onto the bar and grabs the knife from the side of her plate. She hops down and slits the throat of the bartender before gouging his eye out of the socket with a bottle opener. She then smashes up all the bottles behind the bar and rubs glass into her hair, gums and eyes before swallowing a load of them. Everyone else in the club screams and runs for the exit, but Scatman is stood outside getting sucked off by a 16 year old Chinese kid and locks the doors closed. Jerri sprints into the kitchen and grabs the biggest knife she can before eviscerating the cook and his assistant. The camera show cuts of her dismembering attendants of the bar as some gentle Philip Glass music plays. Cut to static.]
Jerri: Shit.
Yuri: What’s up?
Jerri: I’m out of booze.
Yuri: Bartender! Another Singapore sling for this fine young lady!
Jerri: Make it a tequila.
Yuri: Make that a tequila! And brings us both another plate of nachos you sexy bastard!
[Jerri holds her head in her hands.]
Jerri: Why did I come here?
Man: Hi, I’m Teddy!
Yuri: You’re out of your league buddy!
Teddy: Oh come on, whoever he is he can’t possible satisfy you as much as…
[He grips at his crotch.]
Teddy: This gigantic thing could.
[Jerri squints her eyes and holds back a little bit of bile.]
Jerri: You’re talking to ME about your penis? Really?
Teddy: Hey sweet thing, I’ve got enough for you.
Jerri: Yeah? You got razor blades up that urethra your holding?
Teddy: Uhhh…
Jerri: If you think you’re going to satisfy me with that little maggot you’re dead wrong bitch. You could have an elephant cock for all I care, I wouldn’t feel a thing.
[She picks up a fork and stabs it into his arm.]
Jerri: Feel that? That’s real pleasure.
[Teddy runs away trying to pull the expertly stabbed fork out of his arm.]
Yuri: Thanks Jerri, you’ve ruined the fucking night. I was looking forward to picking up a hot little Filipino boy to take away with me and you have to go and stab someone!
Jerri: Fuck this shit Yuri. I only came here because you got me stoned… I don’t even like S&M clubs, and you bring me to a regular gay bar? No way Yuri, talk shit all you want, I’m having some fun tonight.
[She jumps up onto the bar and grabs the knife from the side of her plate. She hops down and slits the throat of the bartender before gouging his eye out of the socket with a bottle opener. She then smashes up all the bottles behind the bar and rubs glass into her hair, gums and eyes before swallowing a load of them. Everyone else in the club screams and runs for the exit, but Scatman is stood outside getting sucked off by a 16 year old Chinese kid and locks the doors closed. Jerri sprints into the kitchen and grabs the biggest knife she can before eviscerating the cook and his assistant. The camera show cuts of her dismembering attendants of the bar as some gentle Philip Glass music plays. Cut to static.]