Post by anonymous on Jun 30, 2009 18:31:23 GMT -5
***Camera up on a dark room where we find a cat laying on the arm of a recliner pawing through a little black book. The cat reaches for the phone and dials. The phone begins to ring. The camera cuts to ringing Blackberry Curve that is answered.***
Voice: Vance, go.
Cat: Meow, meow.
Vance: I'm sorry you'll have to speak louder there are tons of people at this Barnes and Noble and I can't quite understand you.
Cat: Meow...Meow, meow.
Vance: He's kinda busy right now. Can you call back later?
Cat: Meow, meow.
Vance: Look we're already in negotiations with Paramount for the movie rights, and I told the guy yesterday that we'd get back to MGM because the book is still hot with two T's.
Cat: Meow.
Vance: Wrestling? What?
Cat: Meow. Meow, meow.
Vance: Hold on.
***Vance hands the phone to a man signing copies of a book entitled "The Greatest Pin: The Inner Struggle of My Inner Self".***
Man: Hello?
Cat: Meow. Meow.
Man: Heavens to Betsy, I can't believe you. How are you?
Cat: Meow.
Man: Oh, sorry. My manager Vance likes to make sure that I'm being marketed properly. The book is going to be on the New York Times Best Seller List in Non-Fiction Autobiographies Written by Former Athletes or Wrestlers that Begin with the Letter G. You know since the word "the" doesn't count.
Cat: Meow, meow.
Man: Well thank you, I'm very proud of my work. It's a non-violent way to express myself. How are you?
Cat: Meow.
Man: That's good. How's the family?
Cat: Meow....meow. Meow. Meow.
Man: Wow, I'd love to hear more, but Vance is giving me the stink eye. So I should probably run. It was good hearing from you again.
Cat: Meow....
Man: Oh, what is it?
Cat: Meow....meow.
Man: The whole gang back together.....for one last run at glory.
Cat: Meow.
Man: I know that's not what you said, but I like what I said much better. I mean, I'm an author now. I have a way with words.
Cat: Meow.
Man: I'm in. It will be the subject of my next book.
Cat: MEOW!!!
Man: I'm just thinking about the future. We can't wrestle forever, I mean look what happened to Billy Polar.
Cat: Meow.
Man: Heroine does that to people.
Cat: Meow.
Man: Ok, I'm wrapping up this book tour and then I'll meet you back at the headquarters ok?
Cat: Meow.
Man: What do you mean the headquarters has moved?
Cat: Meow.
Man: Well couldn't you have extended the lease?
Cat: Meow, meow.
Man: You should have called me, I could have negotiated you a fair deal. Or at least found you someone who could.
Cat: Meow.
Man: Just e-mail me the address and I'll GPS it on my Curve.
Cat: Meow, meow.
Man: It was good to hear from you old friend. I will see you in a few days.
***Both phones are hung up and we cut back to the cat lays its head down to take a catnap. Only a few more to go. The screen goes dark as the words “To Be Continued...” appear on the screen.***
Voice: Vance, go.
Cat: Meow, meow.
Vance: I'm sorry you'll have to speak louder there are tons of people at this Barnes and Noble and I can't quite understand you.
Cat: Meow...Meow, meow.
Vance: He's kinda busy right now. Can you call back later?
Cat: Meow, meow.
Vance: Look we're already in negotiations with Paramount for the movie rights, and I told the guy yesterday that we'd get back to MGM because the book is still hot with two T's.
Cat: Meow.
Vance: Wrestling? What?
Cat: Meow. Meow, meow.
Vance: Hold on.
***Vance hands the phone to a man signing copies of a book entitled "The Greatest Pin: The Inner Struggle of My Inner Self".***
Man: Hello?
Cat: Meow. Meow.
Man: Heavens to Betsy, I can't believe you. How are you?
Cat: Meow.
Man: Oh, sorry. My manager Vance likes to make sure that I'm being marketed properly. The book is going to be on the New York Times Best Seller List in Non-Fiction Autobiographies Written by Former Athletes or Wrestlers that Begin with the Letter G. You know since the word "the" doesn't count.
Cat: Meow, meow.
Man: Well thank you, I'm very proud of my work. It's a non-violent way to express myself. How are you?
Cat: Meow.
Man: That's good. How's the family?
Cat: Meow....meow. Meow. Meow.
Man: Wow, I'd love to hear more, but Vance is giving me the stink eye. So I should probably run. It was good hearing from you again.
Cat: Meow....
Man: Oh, what is it?
Cat: Meow....meow.
Man: The whole gang back together.....for one last run at glory.
Cat: Meow.
Man: I know that's not what you said, but I like what I said much better. I mean, I'm an author now. I have a way with words.
Cat: Meow.
Man: I'm in. It will be the subject of my next book.
Cat: MEOW!!!
Man: I'm just thinking about the future. We can't wrestle forever, I mean look what happened to Billy Polar.
Cat: Meow.
Man: Heroine does that to people.
Cat: Meow.
Man: Ok, I'm wrapping up this book tour and then I'll meet you back at the headquarters ok?
Cat: Meow.
Man: What do you mean the headquarters has moved?
Cat: Meow.
Man: Well couldn't you have extended the lease?
Cat: Meow, meow.
Man: You should have called me, I could have negotiated you a fair deal. Or at least found you someone who could.
Cat: Meow.
Man: Just e-mail me the address and I'll GPS it on my Curve.
Cat: Meow, meow.
Man: It was good to hear from you old friend. I will see you in a few days.
***Both phones are hung up and we cut back to the cat lays its head down to take a catnap. Only a few more to go. The screen goes dark as the words “To Be Continued...” appear on the screen.***