Post by scatman on May 28, 2009 12:06:58 GMT -5
[Scatman is sat in the outdoor pavilion of a country club along with two of his coprophilia friends drinking champagne and watercress sandwiches. A horse toothed snooty millionaire walks up to them a peers at Scatman through his monocle.]
Lord Snootington: I say old chap, you seem to have taken a tumble in the mud.
[Scatman throws champagne in his eyes. He nods to his two companions and hops up onto the table.]
Scatman: IT’S PARTY TIME!!
[All three of them pull out gigantic, wobbly rubber penises. One of them is 19 inches long, another is about a yard long and Scatman had to be special and sports two 24 inchers. They all shake their penises around violently, squirting enormous frothy fountains of urine all over the place like they were firemen.]
Scatman: Let’s have an orgy with us three and all the women!
[Groups of women gather around and start sucking them off, piss still flying everywhere. Two dozens sets of hands wrap around them from the sides and jerk them off as fiercely as possible. Suddenly each penis shoots gallons upon gallons of sperm, covering the entire pavilion. Scatman collapses, having expelled 10 gallons from each of his two penises.]
[Then…]
[Scatman’s eyes open.]
Scatman: So it was all a dream.
[He sits up to find himself in the middle of a trashed outdoor pavilion at a country club.]
Lord Snootington: I say old chap, you seem to have taken a tumble in the mud.
[Scatman throws champagne in his eyes. He nods to his two companions and hops up onto the table.]
Scatman: IT’S PARTY TIME!!
[All three of them pull out gigantic, wobbly rubber penises. One of them is 19 inches long, another is about a yard long and Scatman had to be special and sports two 24 inchers. They all shake their penises around violently, squirting enormous frothy fountains of urine all over the place like they were firemen.]
Scatman: Let’s have an orgy with us three and all the women!
[Groups of women gather around and start sucking them off, piss still flying everywhere. Two dozens sets of hands wrap around them from the sides and jerk them off as fiercely as possible. Suddenly each penis shoots gallons upon gallons of sperm, covering the entire pavilion. Scatman collapses, having expelled 10 gallons from each of his two penises.]
[Then…]
[Scatman’s eyes open.]
Scatman: So it was all a dream.
[He sits up to find himself in the middle of a trashed outdoor pavilion at a country club.]