Post by THE GREAT on Apr 23, 2009 13:11:14 GMT -5
(The Great, Pete “X Factor” Trable, and Cyborg Angelina X are getting ready for the big Gluttons for Punishment 2 event in The Great’s basement. This is not to mean the event is being held there, just the preparation. The Great is wearing black jogging pants with white stripes down the legs and a black tank top. Pete has on baggy jeans and a 1971 New Jersey Reds basketball jersey. Cyborg Angelina X is wearing a powered exoskeleton and life-like Pamela Anderson synthetic implants.)
The Great: Pete, The Great thinks it’s time for you and The Great to consider singles careers in the Brawler’s on a Budget. Looking at the stipulations for the GFP battle royal, there’s hardly any chance of you and The Great staying the NQGETFA tag-team champions.
Pete: Yo, dat’s whack. I thought we’d at least gets us one main event straight up ‘gainst some combination of Mr. Fantastic clones while we had da straps.
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Pete: Dat ain’t right, dawg. When you ‘gon get dat thing fixed? Ever since dat meat beatin’ thing wit Studnuts dat thing be hornier dan a mug.
The Great: The Great did notice the back-up battery pack a little low the other day, and its right hand positioned into a suggestive grip. Any thoughts on that, Pete?
Pete: What? Yo, I plead da fif on dat one. I gets mine from around da way, know what I’m sayin?
The Great: Looks like you did from around Angelina’s way---
Pete: WORD?! I ain’t even tryin to hit dat, dawg. Shoot, I gets up wit rats.
The Great: That’s, ummmm, great.
(Cyborg Angelina X’s television head begins to twitch.)
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Pete: Heh. Ummm. Yo, dat thing be trippin.
The Great: Mmmm-hmm.
Pete: I’m serious, yo! Dat thing buggin! You know I ain’t gots da skills to program all dat!
(Cyborg Angelina X twitches some more.)
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The Great: Busted----and that’s disgusting.
Pete: Yo, dat thing ain’t even legit. Wires crossed up and ev-rything. Let’s just PM our weapons to Leary and bounce, yo! Dis is embarrsing!
The Great: Word—
Pete: Oh yeah, you talk about me? How ‘bout you hookin up wit Sarah da other night at dat titty bar, dawg? Come clean wit dat!
The Great: The Great went, nothing happen. And at least she’s a real person.
Pete: Dat’s just wrong, bro. How you diss a brother like dat?
The Great: Wasn’t too hard.
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Pete: Dammit, man---
(Fade out to a smoldering Cyborg Angelina X.)
The Great: Pete, The Great thinks it’s time for you and The Great to consider singles careers in the Brawler’s on a Budget. Looking at the stipulations for the GFP battle royal, there’s hardly any chance of you and The Great staying the NQGETFA tag-team champions.
Pete: Yo, dat’s whack. I thought we’d at least gets us one main event straight up ‘gainst some combination of Mr. Fantastic clones while we had da straps.
tts.imtranslator.net/3uxD
Pete: Dat ain’t right, dawg. When you ‘gon get dat thing fixed? Ever since dat meat beatin’ thing wit Studnuts dat thing be hornier dan a mug.
The Great: The Great did notice the back-up battery pack a little low the other day, and its right hand positioned into a suggestive grip. Any thoughts on that, Pete?
Pete: What? Yo, I plead da fif on dat one. I gets mine from around da way, know what I’m sayin?
The Great: Looks like you did from around Angelina’s way---
Pete: WORD?! I ain’t even tryin to hit dat, dawg. Shoot, I gets up wit rats.
The Great: That’s, ummmm, great.
(Cyborg Angelina X’s television head begins to twitch.)
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Pete: Heh. Ummm. Yo, dat thing be trippin.
The Great: Mmmm-hmm.
Pete: I’m serious, yo! Dat thing buggin! You know I ain’t gots da skills to program all dat!
(Cyborg Angelina X twitches some more.)
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The Great: Busted----and that’s disgusting.
Pete: Yo, dat thing ain’t even legit. Wires crossed up and ev-rything. Let’s just PM our weapons to Leary and bounce, yo! Dis is embarrsing!
The Great: Word—
Pete: Oh yeah, you talk about me? How ‘bout you hookin up wit Sarah da other night at dat titty bar, dawg? Come clean wit dat!
The Great: The Great went, nothing happen. And at least she’s a real person.
Pete: Dat’s just wrong, bro. How you diss a brother like dat?
The Great: Wasn’t too hard.
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Pete: Dammit, man---
(Fade out to a smoldering Cyborg Angelina X.)