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Post by [Sir Zeno] on Apr 21, 2009 13:08:24 GMT -5
*[Sir Zeno] is seen seated at a table in front of a lit birthday cake somewhere in Dimension DN. His crew, which consists of a woman with blue body paint who looks vaguely like Jennifer Aniston, some bald guy, and a pair of ducks.*
Blue Woman + Bald Guy: Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, oh King of our Dimension, happy birthday to you!
*Sir Zeno cries. His tears and snot snuff out the candles.*
Blue Woman: What's wrong, huge penis lover person?
Bald Guy: You can't change what you don't acknowledge.
[SZ]: Well, Queen Mixsixaplix and Dr. Phila... It's that intolerable Jerri Li. Look at my hair! I'm ruined. I don't look like a badass anymore. Now I look like a jerkoff.
Dr. Phila: It's time to get real. You've always looked like a jerkoff.
Queen Mixsixaplix: And been a jerkoff.
Pair Of Ducks: Quack quack.
[SZ]: Really?
DP: Failure is no accident, Lord Zeno.
QM: Now, lets eat some cake with snot icing!
PoD: Quack quack.
QM: Oh, right. And duck shit.
Dr. Phila: And some Formula Dr. Phila 1.
[SZ]: Well, that explains the brown and white icing. What about this red stuff?
QM: *Teehee*
[SZ]: Aww, you're too sweet. Menstrual. My favorite! Don't tell me there'll be a CircularJerkular in my room, too.
PoD: Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack.
[SZ]: Seven guys? Glad I've been doing my squats. This may take a while...
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