Post by @xL on Apr 13, 2009 16:47:59 GMT -5
The 65 man field for March Mahem 2009 - The SMP Challenge, has been selected!
Wrestlers were chosen on past accomplishments in BOB, whether or not they had a bio pic (having one was GOOD), if we liked their name, if we liked their gimmick, if they are a hot chick, or recently held a roster spot.
Unfortunately, some choices we wanted to include were excluded due to not having enough slots available. Oh well, there's snubs every year in the NCAA tournament as well and teams that thought they should have got in but didn't.
"We" = "Me"
Brackets and seedings released TONIGHT!
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Axl: I'm one step closer to winning the tournament!
Tifa: How do you come to that conclusion?
Axl: Because! Oklahoma may suck, I may HATE sports, and hell, if I DID like sports, I'd probably be rooting for Utah...
Tifa: ... But?
Axl: Huh?
Tifa: ... Well? You said all those negative things... there's gotta be SOME reason you said you're "closer to winning the tournament"?
Axl: Of course!
Tifa: ... And it is... ?
Axl: Because I AM... That... Damn... Good!
Tifa: Wow. Who do you think you are, Triple H?
Triple S: Somebody-ah call-ah for the Mang-ah?
Tifa: "H"!!! Not "S", you Simpleton...
Triple S: No, that's Scissor Slash SIMPSON... not Simpleton. Hey, I brought some friends. They'd like tah be entered into this little tournament thing you have goin' on around here. They miss the place like a mother fudger...
"Barely Good" Hack Hokin: Hey BROTHER!
Bing O. Hall: Hey YO!
Big Daddy Drool: HEY... where's the strippers?
Triple S: The gang's back together!
Tifa: Oh dear lord no...
Axl: I remember watchin' you guys on Sunday Morning Chloroform! You guys were AWESOME!
Tifa: ... Are you SURE you're talking about THESE guys?
Axl: Hell yeah! They used to be led by my HERO... Vinny Ru!
Tifa: ... My respect for you has been dead for so long... but every time I think I couldn't think any lower of you... Well, you prove me wrong.
Chris Benoit: Did somebody call for me?
Axl: HA! Get it?! PROVE ME WRONG! Yes! Awesome. ;D
Tifa: *slaps forehead* Why did I ever talk myself into coming BACK to this idiot...
Axl: You KNOW you can't get enough of the Axe Man!
*bump bump*
Axl: Yes, I said the Axe Man!
*bump bump*
Mr. Bad Ass Billy Kip James Gunn : Is this a party, or WHAT?!
Tifa : *gets up and walks away* I need some aspirin...
Axl: I have it! Kip, TripS, Hall, Hack, Slash, BENOIT... and Axl -
The NEW NEW NEW Something World Order!!!
TripS: It's money!
Benoit: It's killer!
Vinny Ru: IT'S RATINGS, BABY!
Axl: March Mayhem... HERE WE COME!!!
|false... return to start|
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Mike Monroe: Due to the above promo, it has been announced that Axl has been dropped several seeds. Looks like he wants to be paired with the Utes.
He will now be represented by Utah instead of Oklahoma! We wouldn't want to stick him with sucky Oklahoma!
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Axl: ...
Tifa: You remember when you said, at Bearly Legal, that the only thing I'm good for is costing you shots at the OWTTM?
Axl: ...
Tifa: Well... looks like you've done a better job of that than I EVER could. Good job, Axe. Seriously.
Axl: ... I hate my life.
Tifa: Let me go dust of the Goth attire...
|go cowboys|
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Styles: Resuscitated American Panda advances with SMP and Sam, Sam the Dancing Yam who quietly beat Seth Harker to move on.
SW: I bet Axl wishes he took Oklahoma now! HA!
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Tifa: HA!
Axl: What's so funny?
Tifa: Your new agent. That's EXACTLY what HE said ; HA! He's laughing about your choosing Utah over Oklahoma! And you think I'M not loyal to you?!
Axl: Well, atleast he's not thinking more about nailing Kobe Gyant than trying to advance the career of his client.
Tifa: Yeah. Maybe because he's not GAY. Just because you are, doesn't mean every other male has to have an obsession with the cock.
Axl: I AM NOT GAY!!!
Tifa: You keep telling yourself that, tiger.
Axl:
And as for Oklahoma, I don't CARE if they're a better team than Utah. Even if it means a chance at the OWTTM, I'll NEVER associate myself with that crummy, backwoods, redneck, inbred, cornfed, hillbilly, larry the cable guy-loving, nascar-appreciating, cowboy-adulating, rodeo-attending, asscrack of America STATE... EVER again! They may have Brad Pitt, but dammit, Utah has AXL! Pitt left Oklahoma as soon as he could crawl, but as for me? I'll forever be a Utah man, no matter WHAT!
Tifa: Axe, you don't even know the name of Utah's team.
Axl: REGARDLESS! The "Sooners" sounds so... so... GAY! And I am NOT... not, not, NOT... gay! ... So THERE!
Tifa: Admit it, you KNOW you wish you woulda gone with OU.
Axl: ... I know.
|git 'r' dun|
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[The Domino hits “The Domino Rally” on Axl after ducking a “Shot in the Dark” ... 1,2,3 HEGOTHIM!!!]
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Styles: OH MY GOD! Did you see that, Scotty?
SW: No, I’m texting Axl...
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Styles: Hey?! How did a segment with no Steve Studnuts matches become a segment about Steve Studnuts?
SW: He’s over, baby! And that’s what I texted Axl about. Reply to Studnuts’ promos, he’ll fight you sooner or later. Main Event Axl, here we come!
(Fade out.)
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Still going with Sam to win the whole she-bang!
Sam, Sam the Dancin' ONLY WORLD CHAMPION THAT MATTERS!!!
...
On second thought... I'm goin' with Kobe. Face it, who knows more about basketball than HIM?
...
Kid Pirate?
Jerri Li?
The Great?
...
Trey or Death...
...
SMP! I'm DEFINITELY stickin' with Sil. Sillicone M. Plants all the way, baby!
Yup, I'm predicting he retains.
...
Frick it, I'm goin' with the only guy who SHOULD be winning, even if he isn't IN the tournament anymore...
ME!!!
I bet I win, somehow, someway... maybe?
...
BANK ON IT!!!
- Axl
|boom shaka laka|
===================================================
Two games tonight. Keep an eye out for updates tonight or tomorrow.
SMP (UNC) vs. Jerri Li (Villanova)
Kid Pirate (UConn) vs. Death (Mich. State)
===================================================
I still say Sil vs Death in the finals. And Sil could go all... the... WAY!!!~!
- SMB
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Death is in the finals!
===================================================
Aha! I'm half way right! Don't fail me Sil!
...
DON'T YOU FAIL ME NOW!!!
- Me
===================================================
Death vs. SMP it is. It's official! MegaBrawl Uno revisited!
===================================================
SMP! SMP! SMP!
- SMB
...
GOOO DEATH!
- Axl
===================================================
SAM SAM FOR THE WIN!!! THE CHAMPION OF MY TOURNEY, MY FORUM, AND MY HEART! YOU GO BABE! WOOHOO!
...
- sp00f
===================================================
IT'S OFFICIAL!!!
It will be defending ONLY WORLD CHAMPION THAT MATTERS Dr. Silaconne M. Plants versus fellow EOD stablemate Death in the finals of the 2009 March Mayhem Tournament!
Details of the semifinal "action" as well as the CHAMPIONSHIP FINAL REPORT will be up Thursday...
===================================================
Who won the March Mayhem tournament? Well, if you weren't living underneath a rock for the past few weeks you'd know, but if you WERE under said rock... Tune into BOB's full report on March Mayhem, SOMETIME!
Wrestlers were chosen on past accomplishments in BOB, whether or not they had a bio pic (having one was GOOD), if we liked their name, if we liked their gimmick, if they are a hot chick, or recently held a roster spot.
Unfortunately, some choices we wanted to include were excluded due to not having enough slots available. Oh well, there's snubs every year in the NCAA tournament as well and teams that thought they should have got in but didn't.
"We" = "Me"
Brackets and seedings released TONIGHT!
===================================================
Axl: I'm one step closer to winning the tournament!
Tifa: How do you come to that conclusion?
Axl: Because! Oklahoma may suck, I may HATE sports, and hell, if I DID like sports, I'd probably be rooting for Utah...
Tifa: ... But?
Axl: Huh?
Tifa: ... Well? You said all those negative things... there's gotta be SOME reason you said you're "closer to winning the tournament"?
Axl: Of course!
Tifa: ... And it is... ?
Axl: Because I AM... That... Damn... Good!
Tifa: Wow. Who do you think you are, Triple H?
Triple S: Somebody-ah call-ah for the Mang-ah?
Tifa: "H"!!! Not "S", you Simpleton...
Triple S: No, that's Scissor Slash SIMPSON... not Simpleton. Hey, I brought some friends. They'd like tah be entered into this little tournament thing you have goin' on around here. They miss the place like a mother fudger...
"Barely Good" Hack Hokin: Hey BROTHER!
Bing O. Hall: Hey YO!
Big Daddy Drool: HEY... where's the strippers?
Triple S: The gang's back together!
Tifa: Oh dear lord no...
Axl: I remember watchin' you guys on Sunday Morning Chloroform! You guys were AWESOME!
Tifa: ... Are you SURE you're talking about THESE guys?
Axl: Hell yeah! They used to be led by my HERO... Vinny Ru!
Tifa: ... My respect for you has been dead for so long... but every time I think I couldn't think any lower of you... Well, you prove me wrong.
Chris Benoit: Did somebody call for me?
Axl: HA! Get it?! PROVE ME WRONG! Yes! Awesome. ;D
Tifa: *slaps forehead* Why did I ever talk myself into coming BACK to this idiot...
Axl: You KNOW you can't get enough of the Axe Man!
*bump bump*
Axl: Yes, I said the Axe Man!
*bump bump*
Mr. Bad Ass Billy Kip James Gunn : Is this a party, or WHAT?!
Tifa : *gets up and walks away* I need some aspirin...
Axl: I have it! Kip, TripS, Hall, Hack, Slash, BENOIT... and Axl -
The NEW NEW NEW Something World Order!!!
TripS: It's money!
Benoit: It's killer!
Vinny Ru: IT'S RATINGS, BABY!
Axl: March Mayhem... HERE WE COME!!!
|false... return to start|
===================================================
Mike Monroe: Due to the above promo, it has been announced that Axl has been dropped several seeds. Looks like he wants to be paired with the Utes.
He will now be represented by Utah instead of Oklahoma! We wouldn't want to stick him with sucky Oklahoma!
===================================================
Axl: ...
Tifa: You remember when you said, at Bearly Legal, that the only thing I'm good for is costing you shots at the OWTTM?
Axl: ...
Tifa: Well... looks like you've done a better job of that than I EVER could. Good job, Axe. Seriously.
Axl: ... I hate my life.
Tifa: Let me go dust of the Goth attire...
|go cowboys|
===================================================
Styles: Resuscitated American Panda advances with SMP and Sam, Sam the Dancing Yam who quietly beat Seth Harker to move on.
SW: I bet Axl wishes he took Oklahoma now! HA!
===================================================
Tifa: HA!
Axl: What's so funny?
Tifa: Your new agent. That's EXACTLY what HE said ; HA! He's laughing about your choosing Utah over Oklahoma! And you think I'M not loyal to you?!
Axl: Well, atleast he's not thinking more about nailing Kobe Gyant than trying to advance the career of his client.
Tifa: Yeah. Maybe because he's not GAY. Just because you are, doesn't mean every other male has to have an obsession with the cock.
Axl: I AM NOT GAY!!!
Tifa: You keep telling yourself that, tiger.
Axl:
And as for Oklahoma, I don't CARE if they're a better team than Utah. Even if it means a chance at the OWTTM, I'll NEVER associate myself with that crummy, backwoods, redneck, inbred, cornfed, hillbilly, larry the cable guy-loving, nascar-appreciating, cowboy-adulating, rodeo-attending, asscrack of America STATE... EVER again! They may have Brad Pitt, but dammit, Utah has AXL! Pitt left Oklahoma as soon as he could crawl, but as for me? I'll forever be a Utah man, no matter WHAT!Tifa: Axe, you don't even know the name of Utah's team.
Axl: REGARDLESS! The "Sooners" sounds so... so... GAY! And I am NOT... not, not, NOT... gay! ... So THERE!
Tifa: Admit it, you KNOW you wish you woulda gone with OU.
Axl: ... I know.
|git 'r' dun|
===================================================
[The Domino hits “The Domino Rally” on Axl after ducking a “Shot in the Dark” ... 1,2,3 HEGOTHIM!!!]
===================================================
Styles: OH MY GOD! Did you see that, Scotty?
SW: No, I’m texting Axl...
===================================================
Styles: Hey?! How did a segment with no Steve Studnuts matches become a segment about Steve Studnuts?
SW: He’s over, baby! And that’s what I texted Axl about. Reply to Studnuts’ promos, he’ll fight you sooner or later. Main Event Axl, here we come!
(Fade out.)
===================================================
Still going with Sam to win the whole she-bang!
Sam, Sam the Dancin' ONLY WORLD CHAMPION THAT MATTERS!!!
...
On second thought... I'm goin' with Kobe. Face it, who knows more about basketball than HIM?
...
Kid Pirate?
Jerri Li?
The Great?
...
Trey or Death...
...
SMP! I'm DEFINITELY stickin' with Sil. Sillicone M. Plants all the way, baby!
Yup, I'm predicting he retains.
...
Frick it, I'm goin' with the only guy who SHOULD be winning, even if he isn't IN the tournament anymore...
ME!!!
I bet I win, somehow, someway... maybe?
...
BANK ON IT!!!
- Axl
|boom shaka laka|
===================================================
Two games tonight. Keep an eye out for updates tonight or tomorrow.
SMP (UNC) vs. Jerri Li (Villanova)
Kid Pirate (UConn) vs. Death (Mich. State)
===================================================
I still say Sil vs Death in the finals. And Sil could go all... the... WAY!!!~!
- SMB
===================================================
Death is in the finals!
===================================================
Aha! I'm half way right! Don't fail me Sil!
...
DON'T YOU FAIL ME NOW!!!
- Me
===================================================
Death vs. SMP it is. It's official! MegaBrawl Uno revisited!
===================================================
SMP! SMP! SMP!
- SMB
...
GOOO DEATH!
- Axl
===================================================
SAM SAM FOR THE WIN!!! THE CHAMPION OF MY TOURNEY, MY FORUM, AND MY HEART! YOU GO BABE! WOOHOO!
...
- sp00f
===================================================
IT'S OFFICIAL!!!
It will be defending ONLY WORLD CHAMPION THAT MATTERS Dr. Silaconne M. Plants versus fellow EOD stablemate Death in the finals of the 2009 March Mayhem Tournament!
Details of the semifinal "action" as well as the CHAMPIONSHIP FINAL REPORT will be up Thursday...
===================================================
Who won the March Mayhem tournament? Well, if you weren't living underneath a rock for the past few weeks you'd know, but if you WERE under said rock... Tune into BOB's full report on March Mayhem, SOMETIME!