Death Can Kiss My Tushy!

[hamstergirl]

HG: SO many colors!

SS: Hamster Girl will you please stop for a moment?

[She gives him a hurt look.]

HG: What?

SS: You have a match against DEATH. I shouldn’t even HAVE to say anything more than that, but your just skipping around acting as if you’re a shoe in to win.

HG: I AM a shoe in to win!

SS: What?!

HG: I’m the hardcore champion you son of a biscuit! I’ll put him through a table or something if I have to, but I’m not going to lose my belt. Ooh, what’re these in the gold wrappers?

Shop Owner: Caramel shortbread.

HG: Holy ship! I want, I want, I want!

[She jumps up and down on the spot and claps her hands together. There is always an electricity in the air when Hamster Girl visits the candy shop.]

SS: I’ll never forgive myself if this poor girl dies.

[Hamster Girl’s eyes widen and become sparkly.]

HG: Are they gummi worms?!

Owner: Yes, we also have gummi bears, jelly beans and all sorts of sweets behind the counter!

SS: Hey! Stop trying to take advantage of her!

[Before he can even finish his sentence Hamster Girl has paid for three giant brown paper bags full of candy.]

SS: Don’t you think you should eat some fruit or something instead? All that candy will rot your teeth!

HG: I don’t need teeth when I have PIXIE STICKS!

[She gently kicks him in the shin, her arms full, and leaves the shop.]