Post by Dr. Silaconne M. Plants on Mar 31, 2009 13:00:05 GMT -5
(Back in Plants’ office, he’s busy “charting.” Nurse Heidi enters again….]
NH: SIL! Are you going to see this patient or not? She’s been waiting for hours.
SMP: Four hours? That’s ironic. Four hours. UnFOURtunate Four. Four rounds equals EOD in the final four. Here’s my final fourcast. I win.
NH: I didn’t say FOUR hours. I said for. F-O-R.
SMP: Golfers say that. Abe Lincoln said it. Everybody is saying four. Maybe we need a ‘fourth’ member? Ya dig?
NH: Wrong character, dear.
SMP: No, I meant to say that.
NH: Oh really now…
SMP: Certainly, I always have a plan. Like this year’s March Mayhem. I had it all planned out and it worked to perfection. All these so-called Future of BOB guys and gals FAILED! Kobe Gyant. Gone. Sam, Sam, the Dancing Sham? Seeya. The Great? Buh-bye…
Axl, first round LO-SER! And here’s the GREATEST band of wrestlers ever assembled still in it. Death, Kid Pirate, and THE GREATEST ONLY WORLD CHAMPION THAT MATTERS in history still part of the Madness. We proved we’re the best, we don’t just say it like Axl and those other new guys do.
NH: What about Jerri Li? She made it.
SMP: Pure luck. She’s going down at the hands of the Smooth Operator™. The ONLY WORLD CHAMPION THAT MATTERS. THE REAL EWMANIA CHAMPION, having defeated that “fill-in” champion that took it from the clown that won by default after I QUIT THAT eWmania TOURNAMENT. I’m the greatest of all time.
NH: If your head gets any bigger you won’t be able to get out of this office. Let me see that paperwork. Charting, huh?
(Nurse Heidi grabs the paper off Plant’s desk. The camera zooms in on it.)
NH: Busy? THIS is your charting?
SMP: I can never say it enough. Or write it enough. I am the greatest. The Great should retire and they should call me The Great. I ran Sam out of BOB, he hasn’t RPed in weeks knowing he was going to lose to me. The fact that I put the title up in March Mayhem makes me the greatest. The fact that I’m going to pull it off makes me a LEGEND. The GREATEST LEGEND OF ALL GREATEST LEGENDS OF ALL LEGENDARY TIME.
NH: *coughMARKSHILL*
SMP: I heard that! Action Asterisk Guy, mind your own damn business!
NH: I’m so going to laugh if Jerri beats you.
SMP: With Villanova? No way a Big East team beats two ACC powers back-to-back. BWAAA HAAA HAAAA! It’s in the bag. What?! A guy on SportsCenter just said GET IT, GOT IT, GOOD about the Utah Jazz game when I said that. PERFECT timing…
Jerri Li. It’s IN the bag….GET IT? GOT IT? GOOD!
NH: Somebody watching ESPN while he types, huh?
SMP: Forget about that. Jerri, I’m going to crush you. I can’t be defeated. The EOD is unstoppable. Goodbye, little girl with metal in your face. Next!
NH: I’m going to get this patient and bring her in here…
SMP: Go right ahead! I’m so pumped up right now, I might even do a good job.
(Nurse Heidi does a double take.)
SMP: Okay, okay. I probably won’t… send her in.
(Cut to the waiting room.)
(Yes, Dr. Plants has a very big waiting room….)
(Fade out)
NH: SIL! Are you going to see this patient or not? She’s been waiting for hours.
SMP: Four hours? That’s ironic. Four hours. UnFOURtunate Four. Four rounds equals EOD in the final four. Here’s my final fourcast. I win.
NH: I didn’t say FOUR hours. I said for. F-O-R.
SMP: Golfers say that. Abe Lincoln said it. Everybody is saying four. Maybe we need a ‘fourth’ member? Ya dig?
NH: Wrong character, dear.
SMP: No, I meant to say that.
NH: Oh really now…
SMP: Certainly, I always have a plan. Like this year’s March Mayhem. I had it all planned out and it worked to perfection. All these so-called Future of BOB guys and gals FAILED! Kobe Gyant. Gone. Sam, Sam, the Dancing Sham? Seeya. The Great? Buh-bye…
Axl, first round LO-SER! And here’s the GREATEST band of wrestlers ever assembled still in it. Death, Kid Pirate, and THE GREATEST ONLY WORLD CHAMPION THAT MATTERS in history still part of the Madness. We proved we’re the best, we don’t just say it like Axl and those other new guys do.
NH: What about Jerri Li? She made it.
SMP: Pure luck. She’s going down at the hands of the Smooth Operator™. The ONLY WORLD CHAMPION THAT MATTERS. THE REAL EWMANIA CHAMPION, having defeated that “fill-in” champion that took it from the clown that won by default after I QUIT THAT eWmania TOURNAMENT. I’m the greatest of all time.
NH: If your head gets any bigger you won’t be able to get out of this office. Let me see that paperwork. Charting, huh?
(Nurse Heidi grabs the paper off Plant’s desk. The camera zooms in on it.)
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NH: Busy? THIS is your charting?
SMP: I can never say it enough. Or write it enough. I am the greatest. The Great should retire and they should call me The Great. I ran Sam out of BOB, he hasn’t RPed in weeks knowing he was going to lose to me. The fact that I put the title up in March Mayhem makes me the greatest. The fact that I’m going to pull it off makes me a LEGEND. The GREATEST LEGEND OF ALL GREATEST LEGENDS OF ALL LEGENDARY TIME.
NH: *coughMARKSHILL*
SMP: I heard that! Action Asterisk Guy, mind your own damn business!
NH: I’m so going to laugh if Jerri beats you.
SMP: With Villanova? No way a Big East team beats two ACC powers back-to-back. BWAAA HAAA HAAAA! It’s in the bag. What?! A guy on SportsCenter just said GET IT, GOT IT, GOOD about the Utah Jazz game when I said that. PERFECT timing…
Jerri Li. It’s IN the bag….GET IT? GOT IT? GOOD!
NH: Somebody watching ESPN while he types, huh?
SMP: Forget about that. Jerri, I’m going to crush you. I can’t be defeated. The EOD is unstoppable. Goodbye, little girl with metal in your face. Next!
NH: I’m going to get this patient and bring her in here…
SMP: Go right ahead! I’m so pumped up right now, I might even do a good job.
(Nurse Heidi does a double take.)
SMP: Okay, okay. I probably won’t… send her in.
(Cut to the waiting room.)
(Yes, Dr. Plants has a very big waiting room….)
(Fade out)