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Post by John Leary on Jul 19, 2005 14:31:11 GMT -5
Hey all. Skeeter and I have colloborated to do a DVD-style commentary thing on the first season of BOB shows. It is now posted in full. We find it entertaining, and as always, that's all that really matters. And don't mind Skeeter's typos, he does that when he's drunk. Enjoy!
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Post by JThe Dustbuster Boy on Jul 19, 2005 18:19:31 GMT -5
LOVE THE DVD COMMENTARY! I'm just moving on to MMM3, just finished 1 & 2 and wanted to add some things, if that's cool. Wait, of course it is... I'M "J" DAMMIT! A funny dude named Bill (forgot his last name) was the handler of "Soft Core" Zack, which was one of my faves in the STWF. Nate had some real funny stuff as well... and Snap Mare Kid was his creation. Of course, I always loved Steve's promos in the STWF and finally got up the nerve to email him about working together with the Heidi/Coma thingee. Yes, I typed "thingee". lol I entered the STWF right before the Bunkhouse 'Blivion Brawl of '98 but Des was already in the middle of writing it...so I kind of killed time by having my first two main characters, The Ambulance Jockeys w/ Nurse Heidi...trying to find the arena for BBB. I think Des slipped them into the card saving BILL and carrying him to the back or something. I was also running another tag-team, I can't remember what name I called them (Maybe it was "Charlie's Angels of Death" or something) but their names were Agent Orange and Napalm (I ran them under a different email addy secretly because Des only allowed you to have a couple guys...4 at the most, I think) "Charlie" was their manager, and Viet Kong was at first, "Charlie's" bodyguard. In my promos, Kong just stood there with his "massive arms crossed". He never talked, until I killed him off. The only word he ever spoke was to "Charlie". He called him Daddy. I was big into war stuff since I had just gotten out of the Air Force, Agent Orange and Napalm were masked P.O.W guys that "Charlie" had brainwashed to do his bidding. "Charlie" was Vietnamese and of course, if you watch any Vietnam war movies, the Americans frequently referred to the Vietnamese enemy as "Charlie". Viet Kong was derived from Viet Cong, another term for the Vietnamese enemy. He was suppossed to be a freak accident from biological warfare testing and was hairy like an ape. He also had 14 fingers until Des had ThatGuy bite one of them off with his legendary finisher-"The Hideous Finger Bite" Weird thing though, writting for both the Jocks and "Charlie" wore my ass out...so I was going to drop a group. I liked the "Charlie" group and emailed Des about keeping them and dropping the Jocks and Heidi. Des wrote back and said that he liked the Jocks better... so I kept them and dropped "Charlie" et al until they appeared in BOB. Since he allowed one handler to have 4 guys... I created SMP and Des let me take over Necro Phil that he'd created and let me try and make something out of him. The rest is history as they say... In the STWF, I also enjoyed The Tiger when he bothered to do a RP, and Luke Warm. Luke Warm was Right Hand Man's character...and a couple of years ago I got his address up in Minneapolis and met him. We went out and had a few beers, then went back to his place and he created Luke Warm and I created SMP on PlayStation's SmackDown game, I believe it was. I'll also add that SMP kicked Luke Warm's ass. lol Steve always like Goffer and P (bunch of letters) more than I did. I didn't get Christian's stuff... besides he was such an ass and full of himself I didn't like him to begin with. Yes, I hated typing Pwmembvzk or whatever the hell it was.... and yes I specifically asked Steve NOT to job SMP to Justin Voss But he did it anyway, the bastard... Oh well, I'm going to read DVD MMM3. Maybe I'll be back....
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Post by J on Jul 19, 2005 19:11:59 GMT -5
Okay, I did come back and then I'm going to read TITLE PALOOZA. But first, let me explain something... The Universal Donors were created to be jobbers and roster filler. I never intended on doing anything with them...they were just two dumbasses that worked at a blood bank. To get more blood for the bank (which they thought would get them raises) they joined a wrestling promotion to bloody their opponents, soak up their blood with sponges, and cash in by bringing in the most plasma every week. Their names are stupid puns from artery and capillary, and "Bloody" Mary was pretty dumb and self explainatory. I just remembered this since Mary was a goth chick, Bill...the guy than handeld SC Zack, also created one of my all time favorite characters in BOB... the awesome Lord Lestat Von Sexbat, a skinny Goth dude named Wes that I think lived at home in the basement. He probably stole it from Chris Kattan's old bit on SNL Anyway... off the watch the DVD w/ commentary on the first SUM! Later, J
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Post by Adam B on Jul 19, 2005 20:16:30 GMT -5
I read the commentaries for the first 3 MMM's and really got a kick out of them. I will finish up reading the SUM commentary whenever I get a chance. Hopefully, you guys do this for the rest of the BOB seasons. I really enjoyed reading them.
One thing that made me laugh when reading this was the mention of a name I haven't though of in a long time... NEIGE! I wasn't around BOB during his run here, but I still remember how he almost destroyed the STWF. I also seem to remember being in a stable with him at some point. Also, in the war between him and the entire STWF roster on the OOC boards, I seem to remember trying to be a peacemaker. I believe he ended up turning me against him as well.
J, maybe I just forgot, but I never knew you handled Charlie and Viet Kong. I loved Charlie. What was it he used to always say that cracked me up? Hork Horgan or something along those lines, I believe. You were also right, I definately remember the tag team being called "Charlie's Angels of Death". You should bring those guys back if you ever have time.
Trips down memory lane are always fun, huh?
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Post by Skeeter on Jul 19, 2005 22:30:13 GMT -5
Glad you're getting a chance to read the commentaries, J. Because, after all... you're up for the next season, Mr NAGAM head writer. I know, you're never around when we need ya. But we'll work it our somehow, buddy.
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Post by J on Jul 20, 2005 8:01:22 GMT -5
Some fixes are in order... I got to the STWF just before B'BB '99, not '98. I stumbled across the STWF web surfing for wrestling dirt around the summer of '98, found another closed parody fed that had a link to the STWF on it, then I went to that site and just laughed my ass off so I decided to join. I got out of the Air Force in Feb '98, so naturally my "guys" had to have medical themes since that's what I knew. None of the other characters were based on anybody but Nurse Heidi, who was named after an Air Force nurse I worked with. Her name was Heidi Hobson and later Calladay after she married. I was infatuated with her, she was just gorgeous and the sweetest thing on the planet. Steve, I see you remember that picture I dug up for "Nurse Heidi". I think I might still have the censored one on my old comp somewhere...I still have it in the attic so I'm going to plug it up today and look for it. (Yeah, I couldn't bring myself around to throw it out...plus, I never took the time to delete all my naughty stuff off there) lol Funny thing about Neige, even though I hated the guy, I actually have to thank him because it's his "fault" I ran into Leary. He said that I was a "parody guy" and couldn't make it in a "serious fed". That's where Steve Studnuts came from... he was my "serious fed" guy. That James Nethery dude was running the fed I first entered Studnuts in to compete with Neige, then Nethery bothered me for years with emails to get me to join every other fed he was in or ran after that. It was in Nethery's EWC fed I think it was were I first saw "Trey Vincent", then after we ran all over those guys I pretty much begged Leary to come to BOB. I know John still shames at the lost to some sucky RPer named Auryn in that fed, I believe it was that one. Don't worry, JL... I agree that lost was B.S., too I didn't mention this earlier until Adam got on here, but I always dug the "douja" character, too. I think when I first got to the STWF, you and Tiger had just had the "Moving Bus Match" and you had won the mutiple lettered cruiserweight title. That shit always cracked me up when you just typed about 15 random letters when referring to the title. It still does, as did alot of other things douja "did". I also enjoyed the Violent Pacifist and Sir Hungalot characters, too. When I got to writting cards... it was always fun for me to try and name Hungalot's last failed porno flick with whatever movie was hot at the time. A funny story about Nate... I couldn't understand how he got his monster push in the STWF when he first got there. When I first joined the STWF, I was dumb and thought it was based solely on RP's... and Nate never did any. I believe he later told me that he was sending his RP's to Des via email, so they never showed up on the board, and Billy Polar was winning everything. Later, after he started getting them on the board, I then knew why Polar was winning... that guy had some of the funniest shit I ever read. That's the main reason why after Steve gave me a little power, I put the ONLY WORLD TITLE THAT MATTERS on Polar in the Gluttons for Punishment 100 man Battle Royal (which was also my tribute card to DK's Bunkhouse 'Blivion Brawl) I stole his idea, blantantly stole it. I can do NAGAM's commentary, Stevo... I guess I'm finally going to have to download that instant messenger, huh? Shit... How are you guys DOING that anyway, MSTing the thing and emailing it back and forth? However you do it, I'd be glad to add some stuff. Okay? Later.... P.S. If you want to see pics from my last show this past Sunday night, they're up on the Indy Insiders link under the RCW full wrap-up. I'm the bloody guy wearing the suit The card was held in a biker bar (true indy and BOB moment) but there surprisingly was some hot chicks in there. And some bikers www.indyinsiders.com
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Post by John Leary on Jul 20, 2005 8:25:07 GMT -5
Eh...Auryn gave me Urine, so it was alright. Plus, the best part of that fed, it was called Metal Edge Wrestling (every hair band's favorite e-fed), was that's where I introduced Death for the first time, since I was making fun of Auryn's dead man/digging graves crap, or whatever the hell he was doing. Feel free to send me that Nurse Heidi pic. Maybe I could censor it for use on the BOB site. Oh, and J, once I finish my move, we'll hook up by phone. I've been so friggin busy the last few weeks. But I can't wait to get to San Diego. And just for you, J, here's that classic link: leary.bobwrestling.com/treyvincent_mewpromo_1.htmlOh, and we've been doing these over AIM, yeah. The funny part is, we blew through the first five in like a month (back in early 2004) and then it took us forever to finish up Barnyard Blitzkreig, which was the last one we commented on. But I'm sure they could be done by e-mail to be more convenient for you. Maybe Skeeter and you could sort that out...otherwise if all three of us are blabbering, it could get loooooong. But we'll sort that out in the coming weeks, hopefully. Glad everybody's enjoying this. We had a blast revisiting the good old days. Can't wait to commentate on MY shows...just two more years to go...*sigh*
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Post by J on Jul 20, 2005 9:57:43 GMT -5
Oh yes, that was IT. Just read that RP again...and that was the moment I "fell in love" with Trey Vincent. Wow, that sounded gay, huh?
I think I emailed you, Leary, after I read that RP...and the rest was history on that. And yes, I forgot the name...but it was Metal Edge Wrestling. Nethery had just started that place with that dude called Avalanche...or maybe it was Avalanche who solely ran it, but it was Nethery who asked me to join that one.
I also noticed that Trey "saw" Connie Lingus at the bar, and I had forgotten that Darva Conger was one of the 4 chicks I had Connie looking like a mixture of. Darva Conger was the chick that was a former Air Force medic, at least I think she was, then got on that show "Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire" or whatever the hell it was called, then won, then didn't marry the guy. She soon cashed in on a Playboy spread that I got and I remember her being pretty hot. Everhart. Gellar, and Crawford were also faves of mine....so there you go--- a mix of them all becomes Steve Studnuts' live-in sex-partner/moocher, Connie Lingus.
Sadly, I have never saved any of my RPs. Like old house shows back in the day, they're now only for the "enjoyment" of those who read and remembered. I wish I had kept the one of did of SMP "snapping" over the Neige deal and went to see various shrinks named R.U. Crazee and I.M. Nuttz and did goofy back and forths with the docs and The Doc playing off their names. There's several Studs RPs I wished I had saved....
Finishing up the commentaries today I saw where Steve had mentioned the group in Meatworld Wrestling. That group was called the Old Skool Killaz, I think Right Hand Man came up with the name or maybe it was Des. That group was: Ken Studnuts El G (which was DK) Lance Mayhem (which was RHM) and Invincible Guts Machine (who was the guy that was also The Tiger in STWF)
Studnuts and Mayhem was a tag-team called Studly Mayhem, and after the Meatworld spoiled they debuted in BOB together at Sunday Bloody Sunday, I think.
Hey Leary, I was in San Diego in Feb picking up a truck from my in-laws. I can't believe you're moving there! Do you know what this means?
Maybe one day.... WE could go have some beers. Oh yeah, as soon as you get there, check out Mission Bay and Seal Beach...and that long-ass curvy bridge that goes over and around the Naval base is one of the coolest things I've ever seen or been on. You'll see what I mean....
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Post by J on Jul 20, 2005 10:14:43 GMT -5
Just had to check my map quick... Mission Bay Park around San Diego is the one I'm talking about, not to be confused with just plain old Mission Bay that's up around San Fran.
Seal Beach is just up the coast and south of Long Beach. You'll have to check that place out, totally cool. Gatdamn seals everywhere....and I believe it's at that one where there's this neat little cave hole down by the ocean that you can walk through the rocks and get to the other side.
Okay, I'm off to see if I can find that pic of Nurse Heidi...
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Post by John Leary on Jul 20, 2005 10:49:31 GMT -5
Sounds cool.
I'm now off to continue getting ready to move. Packing's a bitch.
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Post by WaffleMan on Jul 21, 2005 22:59:30 GMT -5
The commentary is great. It's a big help for those of us who came in late, and didn't get to see the original promos. Haven't finished, but I wanted to address this:
" Skeeter: Do they have game shows in Mexico?
Leary: I hope not. Lord knows what those crazy kids would do down there for money. It'd probably put "Fear Factor" to shame.
Skeeter: I wrote a butt-load of BOB pretty much blind. Never been to American, y'know? So some of my ideas are probably way off.
Leary: Can't say I've ever seen anything besides bad Mexican soap operas. It's fun watching the evil Spanish dude with the moustache bully everyone and not having a clue what he's saying."
I see you don't get Telemundo or Univision in New Zealand. These are spanish language stations broadcast out of florida, and their game shows are nuts. There's one with this guy smiley looking puppet who is always bringing in strippers to dance, and throwing baseballs around and stuff like that.
And there's this show called "Sabado Gigante" which is this endless game-variety-talk show that seems to last about 3 hours.
The thing about these game shows: They always have scantily clad women dancing around. Always. Mostly for no understandable reason.
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Post by John Leary on Jul 22, 2005 13:51:06 GMT -5
Ahh...I remember watching Sofia Vergara back in the day on that channel. That and some chick Odalys Garcia or something or other. Those two had smoking bodies and always were dressed in dresses showing off their huge titties and their legs.
Hot Mexicans = Ratings.
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Post by CircularAnswer on Jul 23, 2005 8:05:15 GMT -5
It saddens me that I have no involvement in anything until after Explosion of Injuries (I'm still pissed Zeno got jobbed there).
The commentaries are great, though. I knew everyone hated Neige, but it wasn't until I read the commentary I knew why.
The commentaries for the sWo will be a sight to see...
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Post by WaffleMan on Jul 23, 2005 10:34:25 GMT -5
I don't suppose XXXTreme Machine's original promo has survived?
I'd like to see it.
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Post by John Leary on Jul 23, 2005 11:14:45 GMT -5
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