Kevin the Pyromaniac
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Post by Kevin the Pyromaniac on Sept 16, 2014 17:07:36 GMT -5
[Kevin the Pyromaniac is sat on the lawn of someone else's backyard. He is pressing a piece of red candy into an action figure's chest.]
Kevin: And now, Mr. Plastic, I will eat your heart.
[He pops the candy into his mouth. He starts convulsing (slipping an alien action figure in under his shirt.]
Kevin: O... M... G.
[The alien rips through his shirt. Kevin looks down in absolute horror.]
Kevin: My favorite shirt!
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Post by $hane |-|orn 3ryant on Feb 22, 2016 0:04:22 GMT -5
The time has come for us to talk of many things Of shoes and sails and ceiling wax... ...of cabbages and kings.
|she's coming|
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Post by David Smalley on Jun 16, 2016 16:27:24 GMT -5
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