Post by David Smalley on Dec 3, 2013 16:57:35 GMT -5
Random Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
The Commentator: By gawd!
RRA: Introducing first, from Parts Unknown. Weighing in at 186 lbs...
[He walks over to the referee and talks to him away from the microphone.]
RRA: I can't make this out.
[The referee puts his glasses.]
RRA: Is it Jarod?
Random Referee: It's Jared.
[The ring announcer walks back to the center of the ring.]
RRA: Jared!
The wrestler he's announcing: My name's Jarood!
RRA: Sorry. Jarood!
[He pauses.]
RRA: And his opponent, from Kingston, Jamaica. Weighing in at 200 lbs... Joe Bananas!
[The ref calls for the bell.]
The Commentator: Here we go! Collar and elbow tie-up. Joe stomps on Jarood's foot and spins round behind him, putting him into a half and then full nelson. Jarood tries to back-headbutt Joe. Joe slides feet-first between Jarood's legs, pulling his shoulders to the ground and making a cover. 1, 2 and no.
[Jarood rolls to his feet and Joe slams his fist into the mat.]
The Commentator: Joe runs at Jarood but gets taken over with an arm drag. Joe springs right to his feet and hits Jarood with a knife edge chop. Then another. Then another.]
[Jarood stumbles backwards to the ropes.]
The Commentator: Joe chops Jarood again before running to the opposite ropes. He builds up steam but Jarood takes him up and over to the floor.
[Jarood takes a breath and turns towards the ropes.]
The Commentator: Jarood pulls down on the ropes... he leaps into the air, but Joe throws a steel chair straight into his head.
[The bell rings.]
RRA: The winner of this match, as a result of a disqualification... Jarood!
The Commentator: By gawd!
RRA: Introducing first, from Parts Unknown. Weighing in at 186 lbs...
[He walks over to the referee and talks to him away from the microphone.]
RRA: I can't make this out.
[The referee puts his glasses.]
RRA: Is it Jarod?
Random Referee: It's Jared.
[The ring announcer walks back to the center of the ring.]
RRA: Jared!
The wrestler he's announcing: My name's Jarood!
RRA: Sorry. Jarood!
[He pauses.]
RRA: And his opponent, from Kingston, Jamaica. Weighing in at 200 lbs... Joe Bananas!
[The ref calls for the bell.]
The Commentator: Here we go! Collar and elbow tie-up. Joe stomps on Jarood's foot and spins round behind him, putting him into a half and then full nelson. Jarood tries to back-headbutt Joe. Joe slides feet-first between Jarood's legs, pulling his shoulders to the ground and making a cover. 1, 2 and no.
[Jarood rolls to his feet and Joe slams his fist into the mat.]
The Commentator: Joe runs at Jarood but gets taken over with an arm drag. Joe springs right to his feet and hits Jarood with a knife edge chop. Then another. Then another.]
[Jarood stumbles backwards to the ropes.]
The Commentator: Joe chops Jarood again before running to the opposite ropes. He builds up steam but Jarood takes him up and over to the floor.
[Jarood takes a breath and turns towards the ropes.]
The Commentator: Jarood pulls down on the ropes... he leaps into the air, but Joe throws a steel chair straight into his head.
[The bell rings.]
RRA: The winner of this match, as a result of a disqualification... Jarood!