Post by Injury Man on Mar 15, 2012 16:36:02 GMT -5
[We star wipe to a beautiful Hawaiian sunset... until a skinny man in glasses, bandaged in various places, stumbles into view and collides with the cardboard backdrop; knocking it over. He doesn't realise what he has done and looks directly into the camera.]
Injury Man: My name......... is Injury Man... and I've had it all. I've broken every bone in my body, had bunches of hernias and have burn scars you don't even wanna see. None of that means I can be a brawler on a budget... I know.
[He pulls a little plastic bottle out of his little black wrestling trunks and swallows a mouthful of pills without water.]
IM: But wait, there's more!
[He walks off screen and returns with an office chair. He climbs up onto the seat, clumsilly trying to balance himself. He tries to moonsault off of it and somehow manages to land on his head.]
[He stands back up shortly afterwards and looks to the side of the camera.]
IM: Hairuh mee... Injuhree Mnn! Ii thnnk ii bid mei tphong.
Injury Man: My name......... is Injury Man... and I've had it all. I've broken every bone in my body, had bunches of hernias and have burn scars you don't even wanna see. None of that means I can be a brawler on a budget... I know.
[He pulls a little plastic bottle out of his little black wrestling trunks and swallows a mouthful of pills without water.]
IM: But wait, there's more!
[He walks off screen and returns with an office chair. He climbs up onto the seat, clumsilly trying to balance himself. He tries to moonsault off of it and somehow manages to land on his head.]
[He stands back up shortly afterwards and looks to the side of the camera.]
IM: Hairuh mee... Injuhree Mnn! Ii thnnk ii bid mei tphong.
