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Post by nds on Apr 4, 2010 15:26:16 GMT -5
[Hamster Girl is sat in a watermelon pink hoody and is rubbing a grape lollipop around the inside of her cheeks, thinking that it will get rid of her toothache. Her tongue is bright purple and red (from the strawberry one before) and she has shortcake crumbs all over her.]
HG: Poop, these things aren’t working.
[She stands and pulls her chair by the legs. She stands up on it and tries to reach a six-foot high shelf. She pulls the hood off her head, revealing her new haircut, and scratches an ear with her index finger. She is suddenly wide eyed and points to the sky like a light bulb just appeared.]
HG: Holy guacamole, I just have to use books!
[She rummages around the mountain of odd socks that is her bedroom, but comes up empty handed.]
HG: Dude!
[She holds the side of her face and squeals in pain. She looks back at the shelf with tears in her eyes.]
HG: Ahhh!
[She starts stamping her feet whilst shaking her head violently.]
HG: Fuck!!
[She gets desperate and snatches up her snow white cat and puts it on the chair. She climbs up and stands on the poor guy and finally reaches the shelf.]
HG: Vitamin C?!
[She falls tushy first onto the chair and screams in pain.]
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