Post by hippo on Mar 14, 2010 16:19:01 GMT -5
"I tell ya I Ain't Doin' it!!"
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"Come On Li'l Bro? It's part of your Heritage isn't it? You ARE Irish after all."
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"Fnck Dat shiznit. Hell, You may be Jewish but I've seen you eating peperoni pizza. That ain't Kosher and neither is this."
We fade in on Harvey the Hardcore Hippo sitting in his easy chair wearing a Yarmulke(Jewish Skullcap) decorated with shamrocks and a green T-shirt that reads "Today I'm Irish".
"Come On, buddy, it'll be hillarious. Besides...Who's signing your paychecks?"
"Now Dat DEFINITLY Ain't Kosher, you be blackmailing me? You DO realize how much shite I go through every freaking year over this Damned stereotype."
"Just Bring me my Damn Beer!!"
We pan to the left and we see "Shorty" O'Red standing in the doorway with a glass of Guinness on a tray next to what looks like a small pot of gold coins. He is wearing a tattered and worn green tweed and brown jacket and pants with a red tripoint hat, polished black leather boots with silver buckles and curled up toes. Oh, yeah and a fluffy fake red beard.
"This is Freakin' embarassing is what it IS." he sighs.
Walking into the room he reluctantly holds out the beer to Harvey. Taking the Guinness, Harvey laughs but when he reaches for the little pot he pauses.
"S . a . y . . . I . t ! !"
Rolling his eyes Shorty braces himself then through gritt teeth ...
"No. . . . . . . . . Give ... me ... back ... me ... Lucky ... Charms."
Harvey is bent over laughing about to fall out of his chair. He takes one of the gold charms and unwraps it to pop the chocolate in his mouth.
"There you go, li'l buddy. That wasn't so hard was it?"
Throwing the tray down followed by his hat ... which was attached to the fake beard ... Shorty growls.
"I'm gonna get you for this... I don't know how but one of these days ... Bang! You'll be sorry!"
He stalks off stomping his curly shoe-ed feet all the way. Harvey just shakes his big Hippo head and laughs as we fade to black.
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"Come On Li'l Bro? It's part of your Heritage isn't it? You ARE Irish after all."
...
"Fnck Dat shiznit. Hell, You may be Jewish but I've seen you eating peperoni pizza. That ain't Kosher and neither is this."
We fade in on Harvey the Hardcore Hippo sitting in his easy chair wearing a Yarmulke(Jewish Skullcap) decorated with shamrocks and a green T-shirt that reads "Today I'm Irish".
"Come On, buddy, it'll be hillarious. Besides...Who's signing your paychecks?"
"Now Dat DEFINITLY Ain't Kosher, you be blackmailing me? You DO realize how much shite I go through every freaking year over this Damned stereotype."
"Just Bring me my Damn Beer!!"
We pan to the left and we see "Shorty" O'Red standing in the doorway with a glass of Guinness on a tray next to what looks like a small pot of gold coins. He is wearing a tattered and worn green tweed and brown jacket and pants with a red tripoint hat, polished black leather boots with silver buckles and curled up toes. Oh, yeah and a fluffy fake red beard.
"This is Freakin' embarassing is what it IS." he sighs.
Walking into the room he reluctantly holds out the beer to Harvey. Taking the Guinness, Harvey laughs but when he reaches for the little pot he pauses.
"S . a . y . . . I . t ! !"
Rolling his eyes Shorty braces himself then through gritt teeth ...
"No. . . . . . . . . Give ... me ... back ... me ... Lucky ... Charms."
Harvey is bent over laughing about to fall out of his chair. He takes one of the gold charms and unwraps it to pop the chocolate in his mouth.
"There you go, li'l buddy. That wasn't so hard was it?"
Throwing the tray down followed by his hat ... which was attached to the fake beard ... Shorty growls.
"I'm gonna get you for this... I don't know how but one of these days ... Bang! You'll be sorry!"
He stalks off stomping his curly shoe-ed feet all the way. Harvey just shakes his big Hippo head and laughs as we fade to black.