Post by Kevin on Mar 11, 2010 0:16:16 GMT -5
[Open to a backyard. A line of cardboard cutouts have been laid across the lawn, attached to some sort of pulley system. Bruce stands with the ropes in his hands.]
Kevin: Pull!
[He does so and one of the cutout springs to its feet. Kevin shoots it in the forehead with a red paintball gun.]
Kevin: Yes, I got you! You fucking whore!
[The cutout lays back down.]
Kevin: Pull!
[He shoots this one in the nose.]
Kevin: Die little cardboard zombie fools!
[The cutout lays back down.]
Kevin: Pull!
[He shoots this one in the middle of the chest. All of a sudden two girls appear out of nowhere. Kevin tackles them into some mud and they roll around until they are completely covered.]
Kevin: I’m in heaven!
[Bruce turns on a hosepipe and washes them off.]
Kevin: I’m turning blue!
Kevin: Pull!
[He does so and one of the cutout springs to its feet. Kevin shoots it in the forehead with a red paintball gun.]
Kevin: Yes, I got you! You fucking whore!
[The cutout lays back down.]
Kevin: Pull!
[He shoots this one in the nose.]
Kevin: Die little cardboard zombie fools!
[The cutout lays back down.]
Kevin: Pull!
[He shoots this one in the middle of the chest. All of a sudden two girls appear out of nowhere. Kevin tackles them into some mud and they roll around until they are completely covered.]
Kevin: I’m in heaven!
[Bruce turns on a hosepipe and washes them off.]
Kevin: I’m turning blue!