Post by Scatman on Feb 28, 2010 11:33:41 GMT -5
[Scatman is thrusting in an out of a ceramic pot. St. Christian walks in through the door with a bucket from outside and starts doing the same as Scatman.]
Scatman: Don’t kill it!
[Scatman tries to fit his penis into an old fashioned kettle but can’t.]
Scatman: Here, you can do this one.
[Scatman makes the hole on an empty coke can bigger with a pair of scissors before sticking his meat into it. St. Christian pours water into the bucket, lifts it up to his mouth and drinks from it, before spitting it back out.]
St. Christian: The water from your faucet is foul.
Scatman: Pfft, hot air.
[St. Christian sticks his Johnson back in the bucket and gyrates all over the place as the water sloshes around inside. Scatman hands him a menacing looking dildo.]
Scatman: Here, stick this in your pipe and smoke it.
Scatman: Don’t kill it!
[Scatman tries to fit his penis into an old fashioned kettle but can’t.]
Scatman: Here, you can do this one.
[Scatman makes the hole on an empty coke can bigger with a pair of scissors before sticking his meat into it. St. Christian pours water into the bucket, lifts it up to his mouth and drinks from it, before spitting it back out.]
St. Christian: The water from your faucet is foul.
Scatman: Pfft, hot air.
[St. Christian sticks his Johnson back in the bucket and gyrates all over the place as the water sloshes around inside. Scatman hands him a menacing looking dildo.]
Scatman: Here, stick this in your pipe and smoke it.