Post by Kobe Gyant on Dec 17, 2009 12:48:42 GMT -5
By Mike Hunt
San Andreas Times
Michelle was supposed to be the story, specifically how she was totally cheating on that John Leary loser, whom had helped guide Kobe Gyant to his first of several ONLY WORLD TITLE THAT MATTERS victories at a house show forever ago.
Then Kobe hurt his finger, as he struggled against an underwhelming collection of white girls in the Kobe Komplex, aka his bedroom.
Gyant sustained an avulsion fracture of the index finger of his right hand, but somehow kept pleasuring Michelle as a crowd of 10 exhausted white girls looked on. Eventually, he was able to finish her off, as he continues to increase his training regimem in anticipation of the return of Brawlers On a Budget in 2010.
An avulsion fracture occurs when a small fragment of bone is pulled off by a tendon, which apparently happened when Gyant got caught on a dingleberry. He left the Komplex briefly for X-rays in Sacred Kobe Hospital, the medical facility in his basement, but returned with a splint made of dildo material on his finger.
"You just get used to it," Gyant said of his finger. "It's the price you pay for having such huge finger guns. My fingerceps just put such a strain on the muscles and tendons. My fingers are like Scott Steiner's entire body."
What about BOB?
"I'll be ready. I have no clue what crazy stuff they've got in store for me next year, you know. I just know I wanna bash somebody's face in with a live rooster, son!"
Asked for a comment about this reported new move, BOB commentator Scotty Whatbody had this to say.
"Cock sucker? Cock blocker? All I know is this is going to force me to use the word 'cock' a LOT. Woohoo!"
San Andreas Times
Michelle was supposed to be the story, specifically how she was totally cheating on that John Leary loser, whom had helped guide Kobe Gyant to his first of several ONLY WORLD TITLE THAT MATTERS victories at a house show forever ago.
Then Kobe hurt his finger, as he struggled against an underwhelming collection of white girls in the Kobe Komplex, aka his bedroom.
Gyant sustained an avulsion fracture of the index finger of his right hand, but somehow kept pleasuring Michelle as a crowd of 10 exhausted white girls looked on. Eventually, he was able to finish her off, as he continues to increase his training regimem in anticipation of the return of Brawlers On a Budget in 2010.
An avulsion fracture occurs when a small fragment of bone is pulled off by a tendon, which apparently happened when Gyant got caught on a dingleberry. He left the Komplex briefly for X-rays in Sacred Kobe Hospital, the medical facility in his basement, but returned with a splint made of dildo material on his finger.
"You just get used to it," Gyant said of his finger. "It's the price you pay for having such huge finger guns. My fingerceps just put such a strain on the muscles and tendons. My fingers are like Scott Steiner's entire body."
What about BOB?
"I'll be ready. I have no clue what crazy stuff they've got in store for me next year, you know. I just know I wanna bash somebody's face in with a live rooster, son!"
Asked for a comment about this reported new move, BOB commentator Scotty Whatbody had this to say.
"Cock sucker? Cock blocker? All I know is this is going to force me to use the word 'cock' a LOT. Woohoo!"