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Nov 10, 2009 15:59:33 GMT -5
Post by Guest on Nov 10, 2009 15:59:33 GMT -5
[We see a cheesy black & white montage of a roided up monster of a man with wavy blonde hair jumping up and down on the spot and lifting weights with veins popping out of his neck.]
Voice-Over: I have killed.
[We see the same man in clips spiking opponents on their heads with one handed chokeslams.]
Voice-Over: I have destroyed.
[We see clips of him powerbombing wrestlers, referees, managers and fans through the ring canvas.]
Voice-Over: I have been...
[We see him bodypressing a 500 lbs man over his head and then dropping him onto an electrified plate of glass in Japan.]
Voice-Over: And will continue to be...
[We see him slicing up a wrestlers forehead with a knife and then drinking the blood that pours out.]
Voice-Over: A monster!
[We see this man stealing money from a blind beggar on the sidewalk before pulling all of his teeth right out of his mouth and crushing his skull like a watermelon with a sledgehammer. ]
Voice-Over: Brawlers On A Budget doesn't stand a cat in hell's chance anymore! SMP, Studnuts, Vincent... ANYONE. The sickest bastard that ever fed a baby it's own parents is gunning for YOU! Sports entertain your way out of this shit bitches, because Sid mother of mary all mighty Viscous is COMING to BOB in twenty mother freaking ten! And he WILL become the Only World Champion That Mattters! Mark my words boys, a man has entered your fray.
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