Post by hamstergirl on Sept 19, 2009 3:11:30 GMT -5
[Dennis is stood in the parking lot at a house show as a pink limousine pulls up. Hamster Girl climbs out, wearing a leopard skin fur coat and oversized sunglasses. Dennis follows her with a microphone as she makes her way into the arena.]
Dennis: Hamster Girl, can I get your thoughts on your upcoming match at Final Sin against Sam, Sam The Dancing Yam for the Swiss Army Belt?
HG: Sure! Let me tell you, I want that belt. I want it bad. It has all these cool gadgets and things that pop out of it, so if I need to open up a coke bottle or something I can just use my title belt to do it! And if I need to file my nails a little, I can just use my belt again! And boy howdy it WILL be my title. I will crush Sam Sam into a yammy pulp mess and jump up and down on the puddle!
[She pushes open the main door and starts down the corridor. The door hits Dennis in the face and it takes him a minute to catch up with her.]
HG: BOB is in the process of going back to it’s roots, I think. Cute girls like me will reign supreme. We’ll get to have marshmallow matches, pillow fights and trampoline ladder matches all the time!
Dennis: May I ask you about your recent capture at the hands of the Fetish Freaks and your eventual escape?
HG: The place live is gross. There’s poop and squashed bugs and body parts all over, the whole place smells like cat pee, and they’ve constantly got really dirty movies playing on their TV. I was glad to get out of there and back to my hamster mansion of cuteness and kittens and bubbles and stuff!
Dennis: Hamster Girl, you are a former AYOOYFM champion. If you are able to win the Swiss Army Belt and climb the ladder in BOB, do you think an OWTTM shot could come your way one day?
HG: Of course! I gotta win this one first though before I can brag or anything. Sam Sam will be a piece of cake though. I’ll stand up on the top rope after I beat him with the belt in one hand and an ice cream sandwich in the other!
[She pushes open the door to her locker room, inside the lights are off.]
HG: Hey, why is it so dark in here?
[She feels around for the switch. When she finds it she is greeted with a sight she didn’t want to see.]
Jerri: Hello Hamster Girl.
Scatman: We’re back!
Dennis: Hamster Girl, can I get your thoughts on your upcoming match at Final Sin against Sam, Sam The Dancing Yam for the Swiss Army Belt?
HG: Sure! Let me tell you, I want that belt. I want it bad. It has all these cool gadgets and things that pop out of it, so if I need to open up a coke bottle or something I can just use my title belt to do it! And if I need to file my nails a little, I can just use my belt again! And boy howdy it WILL be my title. I will crush Sam Sam into a yammy pulp mess and jump up and down on the puddle!
[She pushes open the main door and starts down the corridor. The door hits Dennis in the face and it takes him a minute to catch up with her.]
HG: BOB is in the process of going back to it’s roots, I think. Cute girls like me will reign supreme. We’ll get to have marshmallow matches, pillow fights and trampoline ladder matches all the time!
Dennis: May I ask you about your recent capture at the hands of the Fetish Freaks and your eventual escape?
HG: The place live is gross. There’s poop and squashed bugs and body parts all over, the whole place smells like cat pee, and they’ve constantly got really dirty movies playing on their TV. I was glad to get out of there and back to my hamster mansion of cuteness and kittens and bubbles and stuff!
Dennis: Hamster Girl, you are a former AYOOYFM champion. If you are able to win the Swiss Army Belt and climb the ladder in BOB, do you think an OWTTM shot could come your way one day?
HG: Of course! I gotta win this one first though before I can brag or anything. Sam Sam will be a piece of cake though. I’ll stand up on the top rope after I beat him with the belt in one hand and an ice cream sandwich in the other!
[She pushes open the door to her locker room, inside the lights are off.]
HG: Hey, why is it so dark in here?
[She feels around for the switch. When she finds it she is greeted with a sight she didn’t want to see.]
Jerri: Hello Hamster Girl.
Scatman: We’re back!