Send Us Money: Leader Of The Pack

[Dave]

After BOB's recent financial collapse, a mysterious sponsor put forth the cash so that they could put on a summer PPV this year. Send Us Money: Leader Of The Pack will be a six-man tag team tournament held sometime in July/August. At the request of the sponsor the winning team will face him personally in a three on one handicap match, with the added stipulation that if they manage to defeat him he will award them $10000 each in prize money. The teams competing are:

(EOD) SMP, Death & Kid Pirate
(Team Greatness) The Great, Pete Trable & Cyborg Angelina X
(Up In Smoke) Kobe Gyant, Joe Bananas & douja
(Kent State Krew) Josh, Jim & Brandon
(Team Vietnam) Jerri Li, Xing Long & Chingachgook
(Team Mexico) Kamikazie Ken, Insano Mano & Soem Guy In A Mask
(Shaggy Gang) Sarah_bot, Kay Fabe & Little Good
(Fetish Freaks) Christian St. Christian, Scatman & Tentacle Beast
(Women's Team) Eliza, Tia Tarr & Barbie Banner
(New Face Team) Sam, Sam The Dancing Yam, Harvey The Hardcore Hippo & Hamster Girl
(The Drudleys) Rubba Ray, D-Van & Long Schlong
(The Handis) Undietaker, Khan & Randy
(Ultraviolence Team) 'Sick' Rick Congo, Necro Grocer & John Fismits
(Death Proof Team) Ken War, Kevin The Pyromaniac & Mr. Intensity
(Smelly Team) Graphic Flatulence, Stinkbutt Nastyass & Urine
(Jobbers Inc.) XXXtreme Machine, Super Mollusc & Bivalve

[Sam, Sam The Dancing Yam]

This is going to be an interesting tournament. God rest the idiots who win this...

[hippo]

Yup, this should be interesting . . .