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Post by John Leary on Jun 3, 2009 17:22:00 GMT -5
UPDATED JULY 6
This topic will be locked on July 10. If you want to contribute to this show, reply with your RPs, segments, interviews, or match highlights. Winners will be announced in an upcoming Webisode.
1. DEATH MATCH TOURNAMENT MATCH 1: Jerri Li vs. Necro Grocer 2. DEATH MATCH TOURNAMENT MATCH 2: Hippo vs. Brandon "Bitch Smacker" 3. DEATH MATCH TOURNAMENT MATCH 3: Dancing Yam vs. Death 4. DEATH MATCH TOURNAMENT MATCH 4: Hamster Girl vs. Pigeon 5. DEATH MATCH TOURNAMENT MATCH 5: Jerri Li vs. Hippo 6. DEATH MATCH TOURNAMENT MATCH 6: Dancing Yam vs. Hamster Girl 7. Kobe Gyant vs. Dr. Silaconne M. Plants (Match 4 of Best of 7 Series to Crown a New ONLY WORLD CHAMPION THAT MATTERS) 8. DEATH MATCH TOURNAMENT FINALE: Dancing Yam vs. Hippo
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Post by Sam, Sam The Dancing Yam on Jun 25, 2009 7:55:27 GMT -5
[As Sam wonders through the mind field that is his creators mind, he ponders the up coming King of the Death Match Tournament.]
SSTDY - Ah, the glorious death match. In which two been beat each other into bloody pulps in a completely senseless fashion for the audience's pleasure. Nothing can match the death and destruction that shall commence, once all of BOB's wrestlers and their families have signed waivers absolving Brawlers on a Budget of all blame. There will be havock, hell and copious amounts of Hawaiian Pizza's.
[Before he can continue, he is forced to dodge a series of naked pictures of Vanessa Hudgens, the dodgy Miley Cyrus photos, and a couple of misc. porn photos. Sam can't help but stare at the photo's as the continue on their journey.]
SSTDY - I sometimes wonder what goes on his mind sometimes. It can be almost as bad as sitting through an @xl roleplay. And considering how bad they are, that's saying something.
[Looking upon the landscape of Sam's creators mind. It is that of a sandy town with memory fragments, thoughts and other such crazy thinks scattered round.]
SSTDY - It's all rather disturbing really. And anyways, weren't we talking about Death matches?
[Well, yes. But I didn't want this to be all talk.]
SSTDY - As I was saying, in this style of match, anything and everything can happen, so I will take it upon myself to beat @xl the cr@p into a bleeding and battered side of Ham & Toast...
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hippo
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Post by hippo on Jun 25, 2009 22:53:46 GMT -5
We fade in on a scene of overstated elegance, The flickering of candle light from gracefull chandeliers. A crisp white linen tablecloth plays the perfect canvas to collage of Wedgewood china, Waterford crystal and stearling silver flatware (Two spoons, three knives and four forks. And no ... I have no idea what they are all for.) In the background a piano (Not the toy kind this time) plays Hungatian Rhapsody No.2 by Franz List.
As we look around we see a snooty looking man wearing a tuxedo and an almost drawn on pensil thin mustache enter the room carrying two gold tassled menus with his nose in the air like he just stepped in a poopie.
Maître d' : I do Hope this table is to your liking ... Mr. Love.
Walking up from behind us is Harvey the Hardcore Hippo wearing a top hat and tails. (A.K.A : Treacherous Hippo Love or T.H.Love)
Hippo : Not too shabby. Though it IS a bit crowded.
The Maître d' snaps his fingers and a score of bussboys and waiters rush in and remove the surrounding tables.
Maître d' : Will there be anything else ... sir?
Hippo : For what I paid you will use a capital S when you address me!
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Maître d' : Sigh ... Will there be anything else ... Sir?
Hippo : No that should be all.
Voice : Aren't you forgetting something Boss?
Looking around we see Shorty O'Red step out from behind Harvey. He's wearing a suit ... sort of. (Well, it's a Pimp Suit in leopard print with a purple bow tie and a matching pimp hat. But it IS a suit.)
Hippo : Oh ... yeah. Garçon ... if you could get my associate appropriate seating.
Maître d' : Very good ... Sir.
With a snap of his fingers another bussboy rushes in with one of those grey plastic high seats normally only seen in fast food restraunts. In fact, as he is setting it in place we catch a glimpse of a big yellow M on the back.
Shorty climbs up into his chair as the wine steward comes around with a bottle. After pouring a sample in Hippo and Kid Pimp's glasses they each take a taste.
Shorty : This shit is pretty good, Boss!
Hippo: Yes, actually, it is. Tell me my man. Is this wine Kosher?
Wine Guy : Um, I'm not sure. I think so.
Harvey looks Shocked.
Hippo: You think so? You THINK so? Just ... Take it away and bring me a bring me a Water! Oi Vey!
As the steward, looking confused, walks away. Hippo reaches into his suit coat and pulls out a flask labled Manichevitz. Shorty does the same except his says Wild Irish Rose. They both unscrew their bottles and take a swig. After a few moments one of the waiters comes to the table. Harvey orders for both of them though the waiter looks like he wants to argue with the choices. But the Customer is ALWAYs right so he bites his tongue. When he leaves Shorty takes out his fortified wine and has another swig.
Shorty : So Boss? Do you have any plans for this tournament ... I mean besides the usual mayhem?
Hippo : Actually, yes, I do. I'm gonna trounce them. But t do that I need to get into the right frame of mind so I am ordering food appropriate to each of them.
Licking his lips, Kid Pimp grins and grabs a fork and knife.
Shorty: So Boss, Whats on this Hardcore menu.
Hippo : First for appetizers we are starting with Hôt vît lôn and Bun Cha Gio ... That's Boiled Fertilized Duck Eggs and Deep Fried spring rolls. I figure something Vietnamese will be appropriate for starters. Then once that is polished off I was considering a salad of micro greens and julianned Yam.
Shorty: Mmmm, Sweet!! Potato that is.
Harvey laughs and nods.
Then for the main course I was thinking Roast Squab. That's French for Pidgeon, by the way.
Shorty : Sounds Yummy, what is for Desert?
Hippo licks his lips and grins.
Hippo: Oh ... Desert is very special. Death By chocolate Ice Cream.
Shorty: Sounds GREAT!!
As the waiter brings a large try we fade to hardcore Feasting.
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Post by John Leary on Jul 1, 2009 17:23:40 GMT -5
Note to self: Axl fired here.
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