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Post by Ted on Apr 24, 2009 7:49:36 GMT -5
Hello BOB! Today, I'm proud to announce the arrival of E-Wrestling Torch. EW Torch strives to review as many ewrestling events as possible. The goal is to review fantasy wrestling federations of all types, whether it's roleplay, angle, or parody. All reviews will be done from the point of view of a "real" fan watching "real" wrestling. So check us out! site.ewtorch.com/
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Post by Ted on May 9, 2008 9:44:55 GMT -5
BOBWrestling.com has just learned that Joe Bananas, who competed in a hardcore match involving fire, chairs, garbage cans, light tubes and dangerous fruit this past Wednesday against Kevin the Pyromaniac, has suffered an injury that may put him on the shelf for a while. He is currently being checked out by the cheapest back alley doctors we can afford to find out how severe the injuries are.
Bananas was scheduled to compete in the second round of the Grand Slam tournament, but his future in the tournament is now uncertain. More on this as it develops.
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Post by Ted on May 7, 2008 15:55:14 GMT -5
Next Wednesday, Brawlers On a Budget's Grand Slam parody wrestling tournament extravaganza continues with TWO HUGE TITLE MATCHES as Total Non-Action Wrestling iMPLOSION! #6 on G5 TV penetrates Caligula's Palace in Sin City.
BOBWresling.com has received the following information regarding Wednesday's iMPLOSION from BOB Vice President In Charge of Everything Trey Vincent:
-In what should no doubt be a brutal affair, Steve Studnuts takes on Dr. Thrilla and the Swiss Army Belt will be on the line.
-Viruz vs. ?? in the final Beer in the Belly Qualifying Match. Negotiations continue...Will Viruz or ?? join Dr. Silaconne M. Plants, Mr. Paradox, Axl, Steve Roydz and The Great in the Ladder Match at UnFOURgiven?
-Sarah "The Jobber Slayer" takes on The Domino for THE ONLY WORLD TITLE THAT MATTERS.
All this and possibly more Wednesday on iMPLOSION! as we get closer to the next BOB-On-Demand mega-event, UnFOURgiven!
These three matches are the final three of the first round of the Grand Slam Tournament. Round two is up next! The seedings will not be revealed until after this week's results.
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Post by Ted on May 2, 2008 20:03:29 GMT -5
Next Wednesday, Brawlers On a Budget's Grand Slam parody wrestling tournament extravaganza continues as Total Non-Action Wrestling iMPLOSION! #5 on G5 TV penetrates Caligula's Palace in Sin City.
BOBWresling.com has received the following information regarding Wednesday's iMPLOSION from BOB Vice President In Charge of Everything Trey Vincent:
-Seth Harker takes on The Great in a Beer in the Belly Qualifying Match. Dr. Silaconne M. Plants, Mr. Paradox, Axl, and Steve Roydz have already qualified for the Beer In The Belly ladder match. Who will be the fifth person to qualify?
-After what happened on the last iMPLOSION, Joe Bananas and Kevin the Pyromaniac will face each other in a hardcore match. Banana Flambeau anyone?
-Also, there will be a T&A match, because the network demands more hot chicks! And we have no willpower of our own. So expect to see Nikki Mantle (Wait...didn't I just write HOT chick? Nevermind...) in action against somebody in a boxing match. Also, expect a big announcement about a T&A XX Division Title Match at UnFOURgiven!
All this and possibly more Wednesday on iMPLOSION! as we get closer to the next BOB-On-Demand mega-event, UnFOURgiven!
Here's a sneak peek at what Grand Slam Tournament matches are coming next week on iMPLOSION!
-Steve Studnuts vs. Dr. Thrilla (Swiss Army Belt match)
-Viruz vs. ?? (Beer in the Belly Qualifier)
-Sarah "The Jobber Slayer" vs. The Domino (ONLY WORLD TITLE THAT MATTERS match)
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Post by Ted on Apr 29, 2008 13:16:18 GMT -5
Next Wednesday, Brawlers On a Budget's Grand Slam parody wrestling tournament extravaganza continues as Total Non-Action Wrestling iMPLOSION! #4 on G5 TV penetrates The Camel's Toe in Sin City.
BOBWresling.com has received the following information regarding Wednesday's iMPLOSION from BOB Vice President In Charge of Everything Trey Vincent:
-Joe Bananas will face somebody. Negotiations are ongoing as we speak for bring back a legendary BOBster.
-Kamikazie Ken will take on Steve Roydz in a Beer in the Belly Qualifier. Dr. Silaconne M. Plants, Mr. Paradox, and Axl have already qualified for the Beer In The Belly ladder match. Who will be the next person to qualify?
-And in a Not Good Enough To Fight Along Tag Team Championship Match, Trey Vincent and Kevin the Pyromaniac will defend their titles against former champions The Exploding Holy Grail, Coma and Hallucination Boy.
All this and possibly more Wednesday on iMPLOSION! as we get closer to the next BOB-On-Demand mega-event, UnFOURgiven!
Here's a sneak peek at what Grand Slam Tournament matches are coming soon to iMPLOSION!
-Seth Harker vs. The Great (Beer in the Belly Qualifier)
-Steve Studnuts vs. Dr. Thrilla (Swiss Army Belt match)
-Viruz vs. ?? (Beer in the Belly Qualifier)
-Sarah "The Jobber Slayer" vs. ?? (ONLY WORLD TITLE THAT MATTERS match)
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Post by Ted on Apr 16, 2008 18:50:47 GMT -5
Next Wednesday, Brawlers On a Budget's Grand Slam parody wrestling tournament extravaganza continues as Total Non-Action Wrestling iMPLOSION! #3 on G5 TV penetrates The Camel's Toe in Sin City.
BOBWresling.com has received the following information regarding Wednesday's iMPLOSION from BOB Vice President In Charge of Everything Trey Vincent:
-Trey Vincent will reveal a shocking secret about BigBOSS to the world! What could it be? Probably nothing to do with BigBOSS forgetting to file his taxes (a yearly tradition for the Big Cheese). Tune in and find out, as no doubt BigBOSS will also have some harsh words for Trey and THE ONLY WORLD CHAMPION THAT MATTERS Sarah "The Jobber Slayer" who both brutally tickled Eliza "The Jobber Slayer."
-In tag team Grand Slam Tournament action, Little Good teams up with fellow Threedom member Alex Smith to take on first-time partners Luke Warm and...XXXtreme Machine? He's already teaming with XXXtreme Machine? Yowza.
-Hierarchy members Pigeon and Axl will both be in action, but against who? With the disappearance of Re-Generation-X from the BOB roster, the staff is working to try and get somebody affordable to take these two spots in the tournament. Will Garth Vader continue to make his presence known, or perhaps even have a hand in deciding who those opponents might be? Perhaps we'll find out Wednesday.
Plus, Dr. Silaconne M. Plants and Mr. Paradox have already qualified for the Beer In The Belly ladder match, with three more qualifying matches revelealed so far. Who will get the shot at the sixth spot?
All this and possibly more Wednesday on iMPLOSION! as we get closer to the next BOB-On-Demand mega-event, UnFOURgiven!
Here's a sneak peek at what Grand Slam Tournament matches are coming soon to iMPLOSION!
-Joe Bananas vs. ??
-Kamikazie Ken vs. Steve Roydz (Beer in the Belly Qualifier)
-Trey Vincent + Kevin the Pyromaniac vs. Coma + Hallucination Boy (Not Good Enough To Fight Alone Tag Team Championship match)
-Seth Harker vs. The Great (Beer in the Belly Qualifier)
-Steve Studnuts vs. Dr. Thrilla (Swiss Army Belt match)
-Viruz vs. ?? (Beer in the Belly Qualifier)
-Sarah "The Jobber Slayer" vs. ?? (ONLY WORLD TITLE THAT MATTERS match)
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Post by Ted on Apr 9, 2008 20:46:02 GMT -5
On the debut edition of Total Non-Action Wrestling iMPLOSION! Brawlers On a Budget delivered controversy, surprises, a farewell, and the best parody wrestling you'll find on this Web site! What can you expect on iMPLOSION #2?
Sarah "The Jobber Slayer" and Eliza "The Jobber Slayer" will step into a steel cage as tensions mount between BigBOSS and Trey Vincent. It promises to be more violent than a softcore women's prison movie on Cinemax!
Mr. Paradox will take on Snapmare Kid in a Beer In The Belly Qualifying Match. Last week, Dr. Silaconne M. Plants became the first BOBster to secure his spot in this high-stakes six-man ladder match at UnFOURgiven. Who will join him? Will it be the master of the samurai sword, or the master of snapmares?
Jerri Li takes on Kay Fabe in what will no doubt be a match you won't want to miss! What happens when you put together two violent lesbians? i can't wait to find out!
The former ONLY WORLD CHAMPION THAT MATTERS Death will take on Kid Pirate in his debut match. Can Kid Pirate, the monster cruiserweight pull a shocking upset over the man looking to get back the OWTTM? Tune in and find out.
All this plus lots more!
Here's a sneak peek at what Grand Slam Tournament matches are coming soon to iMPLOSION! Trey Vincent promises to find replacements for Massive Man Rendition First, Jim "Totally Packaged," Jean Bannister and Sir Hungalot, who were originally scheduled to be in the tournament, as well as a "worthy" first-round opponent for Sarah "The Jobber Slayer." Plus, there are five Beer In The Belly qualifying matches revelealed so far. Who will get the shot at the sixth spot?
-Little Good + Alex Smith vs. Luke Warm + XXXtreme Machine
-Axl vs. ??
-Pigeon vs. ??
-Joe Bananas vs. ??
-Kamikazie Ken vs. Steve Roydz (Beer in the Belly Qualifier)
-Trey Vincent + Kevin the Pyromaniac vs. Coma + Hallucination Boy (Not Good Enough To Fight Alone Tag Team Championship match)
-Seth Harker vs. The Great (Beer in the Belly Qualifier)
-Steve Studnuts vs. Dr. Thrilla (Swiss Army Belt match)
-Viruz vs. ?? (Beer in the Belly Qualifier)
-Sarah "The Jobber Slayer" vs. ?? (ONLY WORLD TITLE THAT MATTERS match)
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Post by Ted on Jan 29, 2008 11:46:55 GMT -5
Brawlers On a Budget, the worldwide leader in parody sports entertainment, makes its return to Sin City on February 23, 2008 with Totally Dead, for a night of unparalleled stupidity. Don't you dare miss these matches:
Steve Roydz vs. Snapmare Kid
Jerri Li vs. Eliza "The Jobber Slayer"
Coma + Hallucination Boy + Kurt Angel vs. Viruz + Tony Spaghetti + raYne
Mr. Paradox + Dr. Thrilla vs. Pete Trable + Pigeon
Axl vs. The Great
Swiss Army Belt: Massive Man Rendition First vs. Steve Studnuts
Not Good Enough To Fight Alone Tag Team Titles: Trey Vincent + Kevin the Pyromaniac vs. Dr. Silaconne M. Plants + Luke Warm
ONLY WORLD TITLE THAT MATTERS: Jim "Totally Packaged" vs. Death
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Post by Ted on Dec 16, 2007 1:09:25 GMT -5
Brawlers On a Budget, the worldwide leader in parody sports entertainment, makes its debut at The Sinister Center in Sinister City, Utah on January 19, 2008 with New Horizon, for a night of unparalleled stupidity. Don't you dare miss these matches:
Viruz vs. Kurt Angel!
Soem Guy In A Mask vs. Little Good!
T&A Tag Match: Nikki Mantle + Rose vs. Kay Fabe + Misty Waters!
XXXtreme Machine vs. Coma vs. Trey Vincent vs. Pete Trable!
Pick Your Own Lumberjacks (Or BigBOSS Will Pick Really Lame Ones For You) #1 Contendership Match for OWTTM): Jim "Totally Packaged" vs. Axl!
The Hierarchy (Tony Spaghetti + raYne) vs. Pain & Pleasure (Sir Hungalot + Jean Bannister)!
Not Good Enough To Fight Alone Tag Titles: Luke Warm + Dr. Silaconne M. Plants vs. Booger + Kevin the Pyromaniac!
Swiss Army Belt: Pigeon vs. ©Massive Man Rendition First!
ONLY WORLD TITLE THAT MATTERS: The Great vs. ©Death!
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Post by Ted on Nov 25, 2007 16:47:50 GMT -5
Brawlers On a Budget, the worldwide leader in parody sports entertainment, makes its debut at The Visage in Sin City on December 15, 2007 with MEGABRAWL, for a night of unparalleled stupidity. Don't you dare miss these matches:
The Great vs. douja!
T&A XX Division Title Match: Eliza "The Jobber Slayer" vs. ©Nikki Mantle!
Triple Threat Match: Pete Trable vs. Coma vs. Jim "Totally Packaged"
Swiss Army Belt Match: "The Hellacious Crippler" Kay Fabe vs. Massive Man Rendition First!
Not Good Enough To Fight Alone Tag Team Title Match: ©Skull & Bones Society (Lord Athackkimentham + Uber Vampire Warrior) vs. booger + Kevin the Pyromaniac!
Mixed Tag Match: Trey Vincent + Misty Waters vs. Pigeon + Michelle
Six Man Tag Match: Steve Studnuts + Seth Harker + XXXtreme Machine vs. Insano Mano + Kamikazie Ken + Soem Guy In A Mask
ONLY WORLD TITLE THAT MATTERS: ©Death vs. Dr. Silaconne M. Plants!
See it all when MEGABRAWL streams live On Demand on the BOB Web site!
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Post by Ted on Nov 10, 2007 21:14:41 GMT -5
Posted by Ted "The Sarcastic PR Guy"SIN CITY — Brawlers On a Budget, the worldwide leader in parody sports entertainment, has signed Booger and The Great to the active roster. Terms on the agreements were not disclosed. Booger, the 6-4, 320 pounder hailing from New Orleands, Louisiana, is expected to make his BOB wrestling debut in the main event "Nowhere City Brawl" of "November In Nowhere," live on Nick@Nite at 8 p.m. (check local listings). Booger made his first appearance at "Massively Cool" (now available at www.bobwrestling.com/MC.html), but due to inferior organization that has NOW been corrected under the greatness of new Vice President In Charge Of Everything Trey Vincent, a press release was never issued. The Great, the 5-11, 225 pounder hailing from St. Louis, Missouri, is expected to make his BOB wrestling debut at "MEGABRAWL," live on BOB On-Demand, in a match to be announced after "November In Nowhere." BOB is also trying to get him involved with the "November In Nowhere" show in some capacity as well, as long as the budget will allow it. "We welcome both Booger and The Great to our dysfunctional family. They will both, more or less, be adequate additions to the roster," said Trey Vincent, BOB's Vice President In Charge of Everything. "We hope for average things from them in the future."
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