Post by NationWide EnQuisitor on Dec 28, 2003 11:11:45 GMT -5
(A shoddy sports desk, a frumpy man with Okerlund hairdo and crooked tie. Navy blue sportscoat. Mole on right cheek.)
Yes, sports (entertainment) fans, IT'S HERE! After a super long hiatus, the ONLY rag with more dirt than WWE Confidential is back in production!
With more rumors, more lies, and more untruths than you can shake Freddie Blassie's cane at! And yes, we do realize that "lies"and "untruths" mean pretty much the exact same thing, but why nitpick when you can read the smut on all your favorite BOB stars!?
I'm Harry Bolzack, the new editor in chief, and I have all kinds of behind the scenes stuff you're dying to see! Where have they gone? FIND OUT HERE! Who's coming to BOB? READ IT HERE! ONLY HERE!
Greata Storie, our lead anchor, will confirm THIS rumor:
There's the possibilty that The 1600 Club is inking the deal on a new member, reliable sources have told her that The Man that looks a lot like Nixon, The Guy that Slightly resembles LBJ, and The Dude that's a Dead Ringer for Clinton have added a fourth stable mate, making this faction the possible next Horsemen!
YES, FANS!
It's The Gentleman that smells just like Bush!
READ THE FULL REPORT!
Also, former STWF Intergalactic Champion, BOB 3-4-1 Tag Team Champion, and reputed breast augmentator Dr. Silaconne M. Plants was spotted working as a dietician in a professional wrestler's hospital.....
Ivanna Scoops, our girl on the spot, was there when Kevin the Pyromaniac ran into The Dirtiest Boobie Enhancer in Wrestling, who now barely makes end meet as a fry cook!
(cut to footage of Kevin's promo)
Doc: If ya SMEEEEEEEEELALALALALA, what the Doc.... is cookin'!
(Back to Harry)
SEE?! WE NEVER LIE!
You'll also get----
Atomo the Living Robot cast for Terminator 4 - We Found The CPU Chip Again, You Dirty Bastards!
Massive Man Rendition First having his toe nail removed! EXCLUSIVE PHOTO!
MIND BOGGLING jail house interview with douja, BUSTED for selling pot to an undercover officer dressed as his nephew!
8" x 16" glossy foldout of Nurse Heidi's nipple slip at Explosion of Injuries!
Sir Zeno shopping at Victoria's Secret! FIND OUT WHO IS NEW LOVE INTEREST IS!
Pictures of Kay Fabe, WEARING NOTHING BUT OVERPRICED, HARDLY NOTHING THERE STUFF FROM VICTORIA'S SECRET!
Find out how STWF Legend Bohemoth lived off his own fat for 35 days after getting trapped in a mine shaft!
A night on the town with the iAd! AS THEY GO CLUBBIN' FOR HIGH TIMES AND LOOSE WOMEN!
Want to know why BOB wrestlers NEVER get paid? We know and we'll show you....
A COPY OF BIGBOSS' TAX RETURNS!
Why is Festering Death so hostile? FIND OUT HERE!
Get the latest on Sir Hungalot's upCUMing roles in these fine, sure to be classics! -
When Harry Fucked Sally!
Wrong Turn into the Wrong Hole!
Chicablow!
Dirty Dick Harry, Make My Day!
Slick Willy and the Chocolate Ho Factory!
Final Penetration 2
Boogie Nights 2- Diggler vs. Hungalot
Dicksy Business
and one you DON'T want to miss.....
Scrogging 9 to 5!
THE BIG SIR GETS IT ON WITH DOLLY PARTON!
Find out right here the dates of release and where they'll be shown! ONLY HERE!
DON'T DELAY, BUT IT TODAY!
Yes, sports (entertainment) fans, IT'S HERE! After a super long hiatus, the ONLY rag with more dirt than WWE Confidential is back in production!
With more rumors, more lies, and more untruths than you can shake Freddie Blassie's cane at! And yes, we do realize that "lies"and "untruths" mean pretty much the exact same thing, but why nitpick when you can read the smut on all your favorite BOB stars!?
I'm Harry Bolzack, the new editor in chief, and I have all kinds of behind the scenes stuff you're dying to see! Where have they gone? FIND OUT HERE! Who's coming to BOB? READ IT HERE! ONLY HERE!
Greata Storie, our lead anchor, will confirm THIS rumor:
There's the possibilty that The 1600 Club is inking the deal on a new member, reliable sources have told her that The Man that looks a lot like Nixon, The Guy that Slightly resembles LBJ, and The Dude that's a Dead Ringer for Clinton have added a fourth stable mate, making this faction the possible next Horsemen!
YES, FANS!
It's The Gentleman that smells just like Bush!
READ THE FULL REPORT!
Also, former STWF Intergalactic Champion, BOB 3-4-1 Tag Team Champion, and reputed breast augmentator Dr. Silaconne M. Plants was spotted working as a dietician in a professional wrestler's hospital.....
Ivanna Scoops, our girl on the spot, was there when Kevin the Pyromaniac ran into The Dirtiest Boobie Enhancer in Wrestling, who now barely makes end meet as a fry cook!
(cut to footage of Kevin's promo)
Doc: If ya SMEEEEEEEEELALALALALA, what the Doc.... is cookin'!
(Back to Harry)
SEE?! WE NEVER LIE!
You'll also get----
Atomo the Living Robot cast for Terminator 4 - We Found The CPU Chip Again, You Dirty Bastards!
Massive Man Rendition First having his toe nail removed! EXCLUSIVE PHOTO!
MIND BOGGLING jail house interview with douja, BUSTED for selling pot to an undercover officer dressed as his nephew!
8" x 16" glossy foldout of Nurse Heidi's nipple slip at Explosion of Injuries!
Sir Zeno shopping at Victoria's Secret! FIND OUT WHO IS NEW LOVE INTEREST IS!
Pictures of Kay Fabe, WEARING NOTHING BUT OVERPRICED, HARDLY NOTHING THERE STUFF FROM VICTORIA'S SECRET!
Find out how STWF Legend Bohemoth lived off his own fat for 35 days after getting trapped in a mine shaft!
A night on the town with the iAd! AS THEY GO CLUBBIN' FOR HIGH TIMES AND LOOSE WOMEN!
Want to know why BOB wrestlers NEVER get paid? We know and we'll show you....
A COPY OF BIGBOSS' TAX RETURNS!
Why is Festering Death so hostile? FIND OUT HERE!
Get the latest on Sir Hungalot's upCUMing roles in these fine, sure to be classics! -
When Harry Fucked Sally!
Wrong Turn into the Wrong Hole!
Chicablow!
Dirty Dick Harry, Make My Day!
Slick Willy and the Chocolate Ho Factory!
Final Penetration 2
Boogie Nights 2- Diggler vs. Hungalot
Dicksy Business
and one you DON'T want to miss.....
Scrogging 9 to 5!
THE BIG SIR GETS IT ON WITH DOLLY PARTON!
Find out right here the dates of release and where they'll be shown! ONLY HERE!
DON'T DELAY, BUT IT TODAY!