Post by Dr. Silaconne M. Plants on Oct 18, 2007 9:18:17 GMT -5
[Dr. Silaconne M. Plants is seen back in his office, this time at “A Girl’s Breast Friend.” We’ll assume it’s before business hours, since he’s wearing a jogging outfit and trying follow the instructions from television. He’s watching Michelle LeMay on FitTV’s ALLSTAR WORKOUTS for inspiration, and right now he’s trying to shimmy as suggested. Nurse Heidi walks in…]
NH: HA! Have you went tempo yet?
SMP: That’s not funny, this stuff is hard to do!
NH: Shimmy! Hips! Walk it in a circle! Show some style! 5-6-7 and 8! Do you realize you look SO incredibly gay right now? Kinda ironic, considering the partner my partner chose for you at Massively Cool. Massively cool… something you’re certainly NOT looking like while doing this.
SMP: Great dances to come? FINALLY….a commercial!
NH: Why bother? You know you guys are going to lose.
SMP: I’m just trying to get into shape so I don’t get killed. Axl is the WORST partner Death could’ve chosen. Do you know he recently broke Classix Rule 2?
NH: Oh yeah, the Goldberg thing? He’s such a putz, that’s a certain jobbing right there. Hey, it’s back on!
SMP: Already? That’s the quickest commercials ever!
NH: Commercials go by faster when you’re typing as opposed to talking…
SMP: Turn it off. I can’t do anymore shimmying today.
NH: BWAA HAAA HAAA! Don’t strain yourself, besides… your pot is kinda cute.
SMP: Shouldn’t you be out cleaning a lab slide or something?
NH: [mocking voice] Big circle, cross, open, to the left…2-3-4 GOOD JOB, YOU GUYS!
SMP: Are you finished, yet?
NH: Nope. And I just stopped by because I wanted to tell you that I know that was you in that video and not Death. Do you think I’m STUPID or something? So, get back to exercising. You’re going to NEED it! You’ll pay for those nurse jokes, Doc. We’re SO going to kick your ass!
[She leaves. SMP turn off the television and catches his breath.]
SMP: So. Heidi wants to shoot on me, Death is going to kill me with the Touch of Death… and my tag team partner will probably try to rape my bunghole after it’s all over. Doesn’t look like it’s shaping up to be a very good night for The Smooth Operator, does it?
But hey! At least I got my health! Well…. I don’t even have that it seems. But I do have this!
[He steps off screen, and returns with weathered paper bag that reads, “Big Bag of Dirty Ol’ Tricks©” on the side.]
SMP: I’ve got it covered… HEY! Bodies in Motion with Gilad! I can do this stuff!
[Necro Phil walks in…]
NP: *EEGADS* You look GAY! *COCKWENCH*
SMP: It’s called exercise, you should try it sometime…
NP: I don’t watch any exercise shows *FUCKTOOTS* unless it’s that early 80’s Aerobicise. I so *MOTHERHUNCHERFUCKTIT* jerked off to that!
SMP: *sigh* You know, there’s a reason you don’t get to promo anymore…
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NH: HA! Have you went tempo yet?
SMP: That’s not funny, this stuff is hard to do!
NH: Shimmy! Hips! Walk it in a circle! Show some style! 5-6-7 and 8! Do you realize you look SO incredibly gay right now? Kinda ironic, considering the partner my partner chose for you at Massively Cool. Massively cool… something you’re certainly NOT looking like while doing this.
SMP: Great dances to come? FINALLY….a commercial!
NH: Why bother? You know you guys are going to lose.
SMP: I’m just trying to get into shape so I don’t get killed. Axl is the WORST partner Death could’ve chosen. Do you know he recently broke Classix Rule 2?
NH: Oh yeah, the Goldberg thing? He’s such a putz, that’s a certain jobbing right there. Hey, it’s back on!
SMP: Already? That’s the quickest commercials ever!
NH: Commercials go by faster when you’re typing as opposed to talking…
SMP: Turn it off. I can’t do anymore shimmying today.
NH: BWAA HAAA HAAA! Don’t strain yourself, besides… your pot is kinda cute.
SMP: Shouldn’t you be out cleaning a lab slide or something?
NH: [mocking voice] Big circle, cross, open, to the left…2-3-4 GOOD JOB, YOU GUYS!
SMP: Are you finished, yet?
NH: Nope. And I just stopped by because I wanted to tell you that I know that was you in that video and not Death. Do you think I’m STUPID or something? So, get back to exercising. You’re going to NEED it! You’ll pay for those nurse jokes, Doc. We’re SO going to kick your ass!
[She leaves. SMP turn off the television and catches his breath.]
SMP: So. Heidi wants to shoot on me, Death is going to kill me with the Touch of Death… and my tag team partner will probably try to rape my bunghole after it’s all over. Doesn’t look like it’s shaping up to be a very good night for The Smooth Operator, does it?
But hey! At least I got my health! Well…. I don’t even have that it seems. But I do have this!
[He steps off screen, and returns with weathered paper bag that reads, “Big Bag of Dirty Ol’ Tricks©” on the side.]
SMP: I’ve got it covered… HEY! Bodies in Motion with Gilad! I can do this stuff!
[Necro Phil walks in…]
NP: *EEGADS* You look GAY! *COCKWENCH*
SMP: It’s called exercise, you should try it sometime…
NP: I don’t watch any exercise shows *FUCKTOOTS* unless it’s that early 80’s Aerobicise. I so *MOTHERHUNCHERFUCKTIT* jerked off to that!
SMP: *sigh* You know, there’s a reason you don’t get to promo anymore…
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