Post by MMR1 "Re-Generation-X" on Oct 15, 2007 22:02:16 GMT -5
(We fade in on Dix Stadium on the Kent State University Campus in Kent Ohio. We zoom in on a Bob’s wrestling ring, as we pan across we see it is no ordinary wrestling ring it is covered in Caribbean garb, palm trees, a hammock, and two tombstones one that reads Anna Nicole Smith and the other reads Her Son. Without warning we here Regeneration-X by Mark Rushton (random screaming Bob catchphrase remix) playing over the sound system, and out walks Totally Packaged Jim in a loud Hawaiian shirt, with mic in hand.)
Jim: Wassup Dix Stadium?!? Welcome to the first ever episode of Re-Gen’s Resort. Before we go any further I want to bring out my first guest.
(Regeneration-X by Mark Rushton (random screaming Bob catchphrase remix) Massive Man Rendition First steps out)
Jim: The greatest Swiss Army Belt Champion ever…Massive Man Rendition First.
MMR1: I just want to thank you for inviting me to this truly amazing show.
Jim: Massive…may I call you massive?
MMR1: Sure.
Jim: Massive, before we get into a heated debate over whether Miller light is great because it is less filling or because it has more taste, let me ask you something that I am sure everyone is dying to know. Where have you been, and what do you think about what has been happening these past few weeks in BOB’s?
MMR1: Well, James as to the first part of your question I’ve been sitting at home watching and re-watching the Star Wars episode of “Family Guy” looking for hidden messages from the US government.
Jim: Wow! That’s pretty selfless of you. Did you find anything?
MMR1: I’m not at liberty to disclose any of my findings at this time but I can tell you that “Family Guy” is a freakin’s hilarious show.
Jim: True Dat! Now what are your feelings on the state of affairs in BOB’s?
MMR1: Honestly, I’ve got no freakin’ clue I haven’t been paying any attention, all I know is that November 3rd I am going to have the match of my career.
Jim: You really think Seth Harker is that good?
MMR1: Seth Harkwho??? You mean that guy who does “Robot Chicken”? I thought I was wrestling the ghost of Chris Beniot?
Jim: Um Nope, and I think you should be happy you aren’t cause he’d tear you up.
MMR1: Hey that’s not part of the script.
Jim: I know but it’s ny opinion. Chris Beniot’s ghost would mess you up.
MMR1: Whatever, lets just get back to the script. So you say I’m taking on Seth for MY belt.
Jim: That’s what I said.
MMR1: Cake Walk.
Jim: You think it’ll be that easy?
MMR1: Oh yeah.
Jim: Final question, how do you feel about Ohio sports?
MMR1: They are the best. We got The Cleveland Indians about to take down the Bo Sox. The Buckeyes are going to the BCS bowl and the Browns are at .500 you can’t ask for much more.
Jim: Couldn’t agree more. Well that about does it for us here…
MMR1: Wait a sec. Jim let me ask you something. How does it feel being the most underrated wrestler in BOB’s?
Jim; Oh that’s all about to change my friend, because I came here to fight and fighting’s what I do cause I’m a fighter and if I’m not fighting I’m thinking about fighting so watch out BOB’s cause you got a fight on your hands and I gonna bring it!
MMR1: Nice.
Jim: Well that does it for us here at Re-Gen’s Resort. Tune in next week for more of us.
(Regeneration-X by Mark Rushton (random screaming Bob catchphrase remix))
MMR1: Good rehearsal.
Jim: Ya, I can’t wait to do it at the show.
MMR1: Totally, your monologue was great I could really feel the heat.
Jim; Thanks man, you were good to.
MMR1: Oh I know. Hey dude I’ve been meaning to ask how’s your head feeling after that accident at “A Chance Would Be a Fine Thing 2”?
Jim: Aw it’s okay…Hey wait a second how did you know it was a bat?
MMR1: What bat?
Jim: You said a bat hit me.
MMR1: No I didn’t I just asked how your head was…you’re acting pretty strange.
Jim: It’s cool, Do you mind if I change before we go? I hear these loud Hawaiian shirts can give you cancer.
MMR1: No prob Bro. You can change in that Locker room over there in the shadows.
Jim: Alright!
(15 minutes later…we see MMR1 sitting in the ring reading this months GQ, when suddenly we hear what can only be described as a bone chilling crash…like we hear when a cookie jar hit’s the floor.)
MMR1: Oh my what could that be?
(MMR1 runs to find Jim laid out in front of the Golden Flashes locker room in a mess of ceramic and chocolate chips.)
MMR1: Geez! I hope no one expects me to clean this up.
(MMR1 kicks Jim awake)
MMR1: Hey dude, there’s a reason they put the cookie’s on the top shelf.)
Jim: All I remember is reaching for the cookies and then WHAMMY!!!
(MMR1 stands there with a blank look on his face.)
Jim: Dude! I think I just got hit in the head with a bat.
(MMR1 scans the area for a bat but only finds a steel chair with a dent in it and chocolaty finger prints on it.)
MMR1: Dude you’re crazy you probably just fell.
Jim: Yeah, I’m always doing that.
MMR1: Alright then are you ready to go?
Jim: I guess.
MMR1: Cause you know “We’re back and we’re still better than ya’ll”.
(Fade 2 Black)
Jim: Wassup Dix Stadium?!? Welcome to the first ever episode of Re-Gen’s Resort. Before we go any further I want to bring out my first guest.
(Regeneration-X by Mark Rushton (random screaming Bob catchphrase remix) Massive Man Rendition First steps out)
Jim: The greatest Swiss Army Belt Champion ever…Massive Man Rendition First.
MMR1: I just want to thank you for inviting me to this truly amazing show.
Jim: Massive…may I call you massive?
MMR1: Sure.
Jim: Massive, before we get into a heated debate over whether Miller light is great because it is less filling or because it has more taste, let me ask you something that I am sure everyone is dying to know. Where have you been, and what do you think about what has been happening these past few weeks in BOB’s?
MMR1: Well, James as to the first part of your question I’ve been sitting at home watching and re-watching the Star Wars episode of “Family Guy” looking for hidden messages from the US government.
Jim: Wow! That’s pretty selfless of you. Did you find anything?
MMR1: I’m not at liberty to disclose any of my findings at this time but I can tell you that “Family Guy” is a freakin’s hilarious show.
Jim: True Dat! Now what are your feelings on the state of affairs in BOB’s?
MMR1: Honestly, I’ve got no freakin’ clue I haven’t been paying any attention, all I know is that November 3rd I am going to have the match of my career.
Jim: You really think Seth Harker is that good?
MMR1: Seth Harkwho??? You mean that guy who does “Robot Chicken”? I thought I was wrestling the ghost of Chris Beniot?
Jim: Um Nope, and I think you should be happy you aren’t cause he’d tear you up.
MMR1: Hey that’s not part of the script.
Jim: I know but it’s ny opinion. Chris Beniot’s ghost would mess you up.
MMR1: Whatever, lets just get back to the script. So you say I’m taking on Seth for MY belt.
Jim: That’s what I said.
MMR1: Cake Walk.
Jim: You think it’ll be that easy?
MMR1: Oh yeah.
Jim: Final question, how do you feel about Ohio sports?
MMR1: They are the best. We got The Cleveland Indians about to take down the Bo Sox. The Buckeyes are going to the BCS bowl and the Browns are at .500 you can’t ask for much more.
Jim: Couldn’t agree more. Well that about does it for us here…
MMR1: Wait a sec. Jim let me ask you something. How does it feel being the most underrated wrestler in BOB’s?
Jim; Oh that’s all about to change my friend, because I came here to fight and fighting’s what I do cause I’m a fighter and if I’m not fighting I’m thinking about fighting so watch out BOB’s cause you got a fight on your hands and I gonna bring it!
MMR1: Nice.
Jim: Well that does it for us here at Re-Gen’s Resort. Tune in next week for more of us.
(Regeneration-X by Mark Rushton (random screaming Bob catchphrase remix))
MMR1: Good rehearsal.
Jim: Ya, I can’t wait to do it at the show.
MMR1: Totally, your monologue was great I could really feel the heat.
Jim; Thanks man, you were good to.
MMR1: Oh I know. Hey dude I’ve been meaning to ask how’s your head feeling after that accident at “A Chance Would Be a Fine Thing 2”?
Jim: Aw it’s okay…Hey wait a second how did you know it was a bat?
MMR1: What bat?
Jim: You said a bat hit me.
MMR1: No I didn’t I just asked how your head was…you’re acting pretty strange.
Jim: It’s cool, Do you mind if I change before we go? I hear these loud Hawaiian shirts can give you cancer.
MMR1: No prob Bro. You can change in that Locker room over there in the shadows.
Jim: Alright!
(15 minutes later…we see MMR1 sitting in the ring reading this months GQ, when suddenly we hear what can only be described as a bone chilling crash…like we hear when a cookie jar hit’s the floor.)
MMR1: Oh my what could that be?
(MMR1 runs to find Jim laid out in front of the Golden Flashes locker room in a mess of ceramic and chocolate chips.)
MMR1: Geez! I hope no one expects me to clean this up.
(MMR1 kicks Jim awake)
MMR1: Hey dude, there’s a reason they put the cookie’s on the top shelf.)
Jim: All I remember is reaching for the cookies and then WHAMMY!!!
(MMR1 stands there with a blank look on his face.)
Jim: Dude! I think I just got hit in the head with a bat.
(MMR1 scans the area for a bat but only finds a steel chair with a dent in it and chocolaty finger prints on it.)
MMR1: Dude you’re crazy you probably just fell.
Jim: Yeah, I’m always doing that.
MMR1: Alright then are you ready to go?
Jim: I guess.
MMR1: Cause you know “We’re back and we’re still better than ya’ll”.
(Fade 2 Black)