Post by Dr. Silaconne M. Plants on Aug 16, 2007 16:15:49 GMT -5
[On this most saddening of days, SMP and Nurse Heidi are seen standing about mid-line in a l-o-n-g line outside the gates of SUPERWHACKYGRACELAND. The Doc is wearing khaki shorts and a plain white t-shirt with the phrase "Steroid Free" on it. Heidi's wearing skorts and also a white t-shirt (moderately trimmed to spaghetti straps and bare midriff) with the phrase "Dairy Fresh" on it. Both are wearing comfortable walking shoes in anticipation of a lengthy day of remembrance and amusement.]
NH: Oh, I can't wait to ride "Hunka Hunka Hurlin' Love."
SMP: I can't believe it's been 30 years already. I can remember like it was just yesterday when Wayne beat Jim in which was soooo a punishment job.
NH: Wayne Farris? I think you're confused, Sil.
SMP: Yeah, I probably am. Getting left off a show as hyped up as Mano e Zeno and lumped into the same category of guys left off the card like Jim and MMR1 really messes your wires up. There's a BANNER for it for Christ's sake! That's big for around here, how am I left off?
NH: I'm sure it's an oversight. It's definitely an old hook tactic to get viewers. Jim and MMR1? They were probably just forgotten. Sorry, guys...
SMP: Yeah, sorry you guys suck. But I tell ya what, if we randomly get put on a team to face Axl and his fag pals, just stay out of the way while I clean some house. Former boy band guys and then other guys who are openly gay.... what did I do to deserve this?
NH: Do you know how I know you're gay? You're randomly going to get put in a match with 5 other gay guys.
SMP: Don't start that, please.... Or what's-his-face is going to spit apples on me. And I really don't think Josh and Jim are gay. Sure, they suck... but it's more figuratively.
NH: Oh, but are apples a metaphor of spitting something else? Huh? Huh? Does he want to SWALLOW the apples? Huh? I mean come on, they call themselves Massive Man and Totally Packaged, how is that NOT gay?
SMP: IDK. WTF? TSNF. Jill?
NH: More WrestleCrap, eh? This makes no sense, does it?
SMP: Fun, huh? Hey, we're almost to the gate. Now remember, I want to ride "THEGRAVEROLLER" first. I heard they made it even more intense about 10 years ago when they subtitled it "My Daughter Married Wacko Jacko".
NH: [in a "Mr. Hee-Hee" type voice] And to think, they said it wouldn't last.
SMP: BWAAA HAAA HAAA! You sounded just like him!
[Cut. On a side note:
To the disembodied narrator looking for air band members. I'm avaliable for air cow bell. You can never have it enough.
Remember- More Air Cow Bell.
Tank you... tankyouverrymush. A-huh.]
NH: Oh, I can't wait to ride "Hunka Hunka Hurlin' Love."
SMP: I can't believe it's been 30 years already. I can remember like it was just yesterday when Wayne beat Jim in which was soooo a punishment job.
NH: Wayne Farris? I think you're confused, Sil.
SMP: Yeah, I probably am. Getting left off a show as hyped up as Mano e Zeno and lumped into the same category of guys left off the card like Jim and MMR1 really messes your wires up. There's a BANNER for it for Christ's sake! That's big for around here, how am I left off?
NH: I'm sure it's an oversight. It's definitely an old hook tactic to get viewers. Jim and MMR1? They were probably just forgotten. Sorry, guys...
SMP: Yeah, sorry you guys suck. But I tell ya what, if we randomly get put on a team to face Axl and his fag pals, just stay out of the way while I clean some house. Former boy band guys and then other guys who are openly gay.... what did I do to deserve this?
NH: Do you know how I know you're gay? You're randomly going to get put in a match with 5 other gay guys.
SMP: Don't start that, please.... Or what's-his-face is going to spit apples on me. And I really don't think Josh and Jim are gay. Sure, they suck... but it's more figuratively.
NH: Oh, but are apples a metaphor of spitting something else? Huh? Huh? Does he want to SWALLOW the apples? Huh? I mean come on, they call themselves Massive Man and Totally Packaged, how is that NOT gay?
SMP: IDK. WTF? TSNF. Jill?
NH: More WrestleCrap, eh? This makes no sense, does it?
SMP: Fun, huh? Hey, we're almost to the gate. Now remember, I want to ride "THEGRAVEROLLER" first. I heard they made it even more intense about 10 years ago when they subtitled it "My Daughter Married Wacko Jacko".
NH: [in a "Mr. Hee-Hee" type voice] And to think, they said it wouldn't last.
SMP: BWAAA HAAA HAAA! You sounded just like him!
[Cut. On a side note:
To the disembodied narrator looking for air band members. I'm avaliable for air cow bell. You can never have it enough.
Remember- More Air Cow Bell.
Tank you... tankyouverrymush. A-huh.]