Post by MMR1 "Re-Generation-X" on Aug 16, 2007 13:03:44 GMT -5
(As we fade into our scene I would like to take this opportunity to inform everyone that I am currently looking for an air band. I play a mean air guitar and I am currently looking for someone to play air bass, air drums, air key-tar, and air keyboard…and if I am feeling in the mood to sound like Chicago maybe air trumpet, saxaphone, and trombone. So if you have any interest please call…)
MMR1: Disembodied Narrator are you using our promo time for your stupid pipe dream of an attempt at fame?
(Sorry, we fade in on promo already in progress.)
Jim: Alright so you are telling me that Death, Lord Ackkimentham, Uber Vampire Warrior, Alex Smith, Coma, DJ Rawkus, douja, Hallucination Boy, Kamikazie Ken, Kurt Angel, Little Good, MC Carjack, Mr. Paradox, Pete Trable, Pigeon, Randall Mooby, Snapmare Kid, and Undietaker have a match. And we are in a random drawing.
MMR1:Yep.
Jim: Okay, but I do believe that at least two of those guys are dead. And that’s not even including Death.
MMR1: Yeah, but then again technically you're dead too.
Jim: Yeah but only that one time. But we’re off the subject. You also told me that Dr. Thrilla, Kevin the Pyromaniac, Anne O'Rexic, Queen Mylisiv, Scotty Whatbody and some tool named Logonoa have matches.
MMR1: Correct.
Jim: And we are sitting around hoping against hope that we get randomly drawn to be on someone’s team.
MMR1: Seems to be the way things are going.
Jim: Well this is ridiculous…
MMR1: I agree this is as stupid as…
Jim: Dude hold on, first don’t interupt me when I am ranting and two, let me make the pun about the dead wrestler.
MMR1: Sorry buddy you go ahead.
Jim: This is as stupid as Bryan Adams not dying of a drug overdose…I mean he was freaking part of a team called KroniK.
MMR1: Nice one, I was going to go in a completely different direction, but yours was good.
Jim: What were you gonna say?
MMR1: I was just gonna say that us not having a match is as stupid as Bryan Adams not being born in the Summer of “69”.
Jim: See I don’t get that.
MMR1: How can you not get that? Brian Adams sang “Summer of 69”.
Jim: I didn’t know he was a singer too. I mean I know he played “The Demon” for like one day but a singer?
MMR1: No dude Bryan Adams wasn’t a singer, Brian Adams was the singer.
Jim: Not following you…
MMR1: Bryan Adams with a Y was a wrestler. Brian Adams with no Y was the singer.
Jim: Oh was he the guy who sang “Jack and Diane”?
MMR1: No that was John Mellencamp.
Jim: Oh then what’s so bad about Brian Adams?
MMR1: Other than he’s Canadian?
Jim: Enough said. But what are we gonna do about the card?
MMR1: I don’t know dude. I just don’t know. I mean, I bet if we were feuding with someone we’d be getting better matches. But ever since Jon O’Hurley took over the Feud they aren’t returning our phone calls.
Jim: That sucks…that reminds me did you here Merv Griffin died.
MMR1: Tragic, truly tragic loss of life is never funny.
Jim: DUDE! I just got a great idea on how we can start starting feuds.
MMR1: How?
(Jim runs to the kitchen, (and while I have you here. I am also looking for an air singer.) Jim returns from the kicthen with an apple. Coincidently, there is a knock at the front door. Jim answers…it’s the paper boy)
PB: Good afternoon sir would you like to start receiving the Akron Beacon Journal?
(Jim takes a bite out of the apple and spits it in the kids face.)
Jim: Dat’s not cool.
PB: I’m telling.
(Kid runs off, and Jim shuts the door)
Jim: It’s so easy. Spitting equals instant feud.
MMR1: I don’t know dude, I mean that’s a pretty cheap way to start a feud, are you sure we’re not over looking an even easier way.
Jim: Like what. Challenging someone to a match or even saying something as simple as Axl Van Peltin is a homo…its been done to death dude.
MMR1: No man I am not saying we should start going around calling for example Sir Zeno an inter-dimensional tranny. But...but spitting dude that’s just bad manners.
Jim: Alright dude we’ll give it a week, but if things haven’t changed I am buying an whole bag of apples.
MMR1: Deal, because “We’re back, and we’re still better than ya’ll”
(Fade out and for those interested in my air band please call…343-555-43...)
MMR1: Disembodied Narrator are you using our promo time for your stupid pipe dream of an attempt at fame?
(Sorry, we fade in on promo already in progress.)
Jim: Alright so you are telling me that Death, Lord Ackkimentham, Uber Vampire Warrior, Alex Smith, Coma, DJ Rawkus, douja, Hallucination Boy, Kamikazie Ken, Kurt Angel, Little Good, MC Carjack, Mr. Paradox, Pete Trable, Pigeon, Randall Mooby, Snapmare Kid, and Undietaker have a match. And we are in a random drawing.
MMR1:Yep.
Jim: Okay, but I do believe that at least two of those guys are dead. And that’s not even including Death.
MMR1: Yeah, but then again technically you're dead too.
Jim: Yeah but only that one time. But we’re off the subject. You also told me that Dr. Thrilla, Kevin the Pyromaniac, Anne O'Rexic, Queen Mylisiv, Scotty Whatbody and some tool named Logonoa have matches.
MMR1: Correct.
Jim: And we are sitting around hoping against hope that we get randomly drawn to be on someone’s team.
MMR1: Seems to be the way things are going.
Jim: Well this is ridiculous…
MMR1: I agree this is as stupid as…
Jim: Dude hold on, first don’t interupt me when I am ranting and two, let me make the pun about the dead wrestler.
MMR1: Sorry buddy you go ahead.
Jim: This is as stupid as Bryan Adams not dying of a drug overdose…I mean he was freaking part of a team called KroniK.
MMR1: Nice one, I was going to go in a completely different direction, but yours was good.
Jim: What were you gonna say?
MMR1: I was just gonna say that us not having a match is as stupid as Bryan Adams not being born in the Summer of “69”.
Jim: See I don’t get that.
MMR1: How can you not get that? Brian Adams sang “Summer of 69”.
Jim: I didn’t know he was a singer too. I mean I know he played “The Demon” for like one day but a singer?
MMR1: No dude Bryan Adams wasn’t a singer, Brian Adams was the singer.
Jim: Not following you…
MMR1: Bryan Adams with a Y was a wrestler. Brian Adams with no Y was the singer.
Jim: Oh was he the guy who sang “Jack and Diane”?
MMR1: No that was John Mellencamp.
Jim: Oh then what’s so bad about Brian Adams?
MMR1: Other than he’s Canadian?
Jim: Enough said. But what are we gonna do about the card?
MMR1: I don’t know dude. I just don’t know. I mean, I bet if we were feuding with someone we’d be getting better matches. But ever since Jon O’Hurley took over the Feud they aren’t returning our phone calls.
Jim: That sucks…that reminds me did you here Merv Griffin died.
MMR1: Tragic, truly tragic loss of life is never funny.
Jim: DUDE! I just got a great idea on how we can start starting feuds.
MMR1: How?
(Jim runs to the kitchen, (and while I have you here. I am also looking for an air singer.) Jim returns from the kicthen with an apple. Coincidently, there is a knock at the front door. Jim answers…it’s the paper boy)
PB: Good afternoon sir would you like to start receiving the Akron Beacon Journal?
(Jim takes a bite out of the apple and spits it in the kids face.)
Jim: Dat’s not cool.
PB: I’m telling.
(Kid runs off, and Jim shuts the door)
Jim: It’s so easy. Spitting equals instant feud.
MMR1: I don’t know dude, I mean that’s a pretty cheap way to start a feud, are you sure we’re not over looking an even easier way.
Jim: Like what. Challenging someone to a match or even saying something as simple as Axl Van Peltin is a homo…its been done to death dude.
MMR1: No man I am not saying we should start going around calling for example Sir Zeno an inter-dimensional tranny. But...but spitting dude that’s just bad manners.
Jim: Alright dude we’ll give it a week, but if things haven’t changed I am buying an whole bag of apples.
MMR1: Deal, because “We’re back, and we’re still better than ya’ll”
(Fade out and for those interested in my air band please call…343-555-43...)