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Post by Dr. Silaconne M. Plants on Aug 3, 2007 18:04:12 GMT -5
[SMP and Nurse Heidi are seen sitting on chairs, playing a violent video game.]
NH: So, did you call Axl?
SMP: Yep.
NH: Were you nice?
SMP: Not really. Okay, I was somewhat nice.
NH: Do you know how I know you're gay?
SMP: No. How?
NH: You called Axl and was nice to him.
SMP: Oh yeah? Do you know how I know you're gay?
NH: How?
SMP: I saw you sniffing Eliza's panties at the last show.
NH: Do you know how I know you're gay?
SMP: No...
NH: You haven't made a pass at me in 10 years.
SMP: Do you know how I know you're gay?
NH: How's that?
SMP: You won't have sex with Scotty Whatbody.
NH: THAT DON'T MAKE ME GAY! HE'S NASTY!
SMP: Okay, you got me on that one.
NH: Do you know how I know you're gay?
SMP: Nope...
NH: You called Axl and was nice to him.
SMP: You said that already.
NH: So? That really makes you gay.
SMP: Do you know how I know you're gay?
NH: Oh, this ought to be good.
SMP: You peeked at Kay Fabe's breasts.
NH: Do you know how I know you're gay?
SMP: No, how?
NH: You didn't...
THERE! And now I'm ripping off your head, and throwing it through your body! GAME OVER, BITCH!
SMP: Did you just call me a bitch?
NH: Yep, and you're a gay bitch... ...because you called Axl and was nice to him.
SMP: Ah blow me! [he throws his controller on the floor and walks off]
NH: Do you know how I know you're gay? You throw a tantrum after losing a video game!
[from offscreen] SMP: *indecipherable mumbling*
[cut]
Edit- PROOF READING IS OVERRATED! *clap*clap*clapclapclap*
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