Post by efow on Mar 13, 2007 3:53:29 GMT -5
The 1960's were filled with stoned hippies parading around protesting everything that modern society and industrialisation had brought to the world; Vietnam, Nuclear testing etc. These are only a few causes that enticed millions to rebel against the system. History has proven that when things are bad, that human nature wills us on and encourages us to change things for the better, but in 2007, we're just rebels because everyone else is, and it's quite fun to wreck everything...
*BANG!*
Pyros explode and the arena goes dark; a godly voice decends over the arena:
"you bowed down to God, you bowed down to Jesus...but now bowwwww dowwwwwwwn to EFOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
Another explosion hits and Embraces' "New Adam New Eve" plays on the speakers. The audience finally gets their first live glimpse of EFOW. Golden Glove and THE PENETRATOR walk down the ramp and into the ring. Golden Glove is carrying a briefcase. THE PENETRATOR grabs a microphone from under his pants, holds it up, sniffs it, and then starts to talk...
THE PENETRATOR: "OK, so we've been around how long now? A few days? And all we get is jip from some kiss ass mother fuckers who aren't "down with us". We know, we've talked the talk now, but now we need to walk the walk! We offer an open challenge to anyone who thinks they can beat EFOW"
Golden Glove takes the mid off of THE PENETRATOR; he sniffs it...and then starts to talk...
Golden Glove: "You forgot one thing..."
Golden Glove shows THE PENETRATOR the briefcase...
THE PENETRATOR: "Oh yeah...the briefcase...well, it's leather, brown and really durable; I used it at the office for 5 years, and it really served me well...so say hello to the THIRD member of EFOW! Mister Briefcase!!"
THE PENETRATOR starts hugging his briefcase...
Golden Glove: "...also, you'll find out what is in the briefcase at a later date...so is there anyone in BOB that wishes to take on da shit?"
*BANG!*
Pyros explode and the arena goes dark; a godly voice decends over the arena:
"you bowed down to God, you bowed down to Jesus...but now bowwwww dowwwwwwwn to EFOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
Another explosion hits and Embraces' "New Adam New Eve" plays on the speakers. The audience finally gets their first live glimpse of EFOW. Golden Glove and THE PENETRATOR walk down the ramp and into the ring. Golden Glove is carrying a briefcase. THE PENETRATOR grabs a microphone from under his pants, holds it up, sniffs it, and then starts to talk...
THE PENETRATOR: "OK, so we've been around how long now? A few days? And all we get is jip from some kiss ass mother fuckers who aren't "down with us". We know, we've talked the talk now, but now we need to walk the walk! We offer an open challenge to anyone who thinks they can beat EFOW"
Golden Glove takes the mid off of THE PENETRATOR; he sniffs it...and then starts to talk...
Golden Glove: "You forgot one thing..."
Golden Glove shows THE PENETRATOR the briefcase...
THE PENETRATOR: "Oh yeah...the briefcase...well, it's leather, brown and really durable; I used it at the office for 5 years, and it really served me well...so say hello to the THIRD member of EFOW! Mister Briefcase!!"
THE PENETRATOR starts hugging his briefcase...
Golden Glove: "...also, you'll find out what is in the briefcase at a later date...so is there anyone in BOB that wishes to take on da shit?"