Post by Kevin the Pyromaniac on Feb 18, 2007 7:52:48 GMT -5
Kevin was stood by a microwave waiting for a hamburger to finish cooking. He had a huge bottle of mustard in his hands and he was going to drown that beefy sandwich.
Kevin: Oh man I can't wait to eat this burger!
As the timer began to reach the end of it's countdown to burger town, Kevin's eyes wandered up. On top of the microwave was a hamster in a hamster wheel. The little creature was spinning and like crazy. An evil smirk appeared across our young jobber's face.
Kevin: Forget the burger!
Kevin stood up on a chair (he couldn't reach if he didn't) and plucked the cute and furry critter from his exercise thing. He opened the microwave, swiped the burger out of it onto the floor, and put the poor little guy in for five minutes. Kevin's hands were shaking with excitement as the small hamster ran around, it's fur chrisping up as it bgean to cook.
Five minutes later Kevin opened up the microwave and removed the half melted corpse with a pair of oven gloves. He stepped off the chair right onto the discarded burger and slipped, landing hard on his back with the gooey hamster on top... a referee appeared out of nowhere.
1, 2, 3!
Kevin: Oh man I can't wait to eat this burger!
As the timer began to reach the end of it's countdown to burger town, Kevin's eyes wandered up. On top of the microwave was a hamster in a hamster wheel. The little creature was spinning and like crazy. An evil smirk appeared across our young jobber's face.
Kevin: Forget the burger!
Kevin stood up on a chair (he couldn't reach if he didn't) and plucked the cute and furry critter from his exercise thing. He opened the microwave, swiped the burger out of it onto the floor, and put the poor little guy in for five minutes. Kevin's hands were shaking with excitement as the small hamster ran around, it's fur chrisping up as it bgean to cook.
Five minutes later Kevin opened up the microwave and removed the half melted corpse with a pair of oven gloves. He stepped off the chair right onto the discarded burger and slipped, landing hard on his back with the gooey hamster on top... a referee appeared out of nowhere.
1, 2, 3!