So this is what it has came to..

[bob legend champion douja]

(The camera fades into the backstage area shortly after the airing of SMC 35. Kurt Angel, RVS, and (or some reason)obscure douja-associate and nephew, Jerry "Curl" Jones are doing the ol' puff-puff pass. douja is seated to the side and seems to be in serious thought. The camera fades in as the blunt continues it's journey.)

Jerry: Damn, yo', this is some FIRE!!

Kurt: Heaven's finest, my friend. Don't sit on it, keep the cipher moving.

RVS: Dood, douja needs to hit this. We need the king's opinion.

(RVS attempts to pass the blunt to douja)

douja: (quietly) nah, man..

All three: WHAT!!

douja: nah, homies, i can't hit dat shit right now.. i think... yea.. i am definately having my moment of clarity.. i am seeing the light, yo... all the peices are coming together.. i truly know what i am supposed to do with my life.. my moment is here..

Jerry: Yo', Unc, that is some deep shit. So what are you supposed to do?

douja: it has been going on for too long now, damnit.. for damn near 10 years.. and that is 10 years too long.. did you see me tonight??? yo, son, i was on point.. whoopin' ass like i haven't in years... before i even got a chance to take my first step to getting the OWTDM back, DAT DIABOLICAL MOTHA FUCKIN' SMP HAD TO DRAG HIS ASS BACK INTO MY BIDNESS!!!

RVS: Dood, not to interupt.. But, it is called the Only World Title That Matters. OWTTM for short, man.

douja: bitch, dat is what i said!!! owtdm, only world title dat matters.. what da fuck are you talking about...

RVS: No. Only World Title THAT Matters.

douja: DAT IS WHAT I FUCKIN' SAID!! ONLY WORLD TITLE DAT MATTERS!! damnit, you punk cracka, you got me all out of my zone..

RVS: Sorry, dood.

douja: you know what? normally i would bitch smack you... but, after tonight, in the grand scheme of things... i say no problem.. it is ok.. all i can think about is dat bitch ass smp.. last time i saw dat motha' fucka we were standin' side by side.. i thought i had seen the last of him.. but, now he is back up in my shit like corn, and this is gonna be the last of it... it is time for the final battle.. i got my soldiers right here, right???

Jerry: Huh?

douja: hell yea, motha' fucka'!!! that is the motha' fuckin' spirit!! it is time to go to the mattresses boys, war is upon up.. you know, i have always said the reason i hate smp so much is because i am just a nigga who loves titties.. and i can't stand to see dem beautiful fun bags be destroyed.. but, now i have realized dere is so much more to it.. i have everything he is, everything he stands for, and everything he believes in.. dis belt right here (douja holds up his bob legend belt) is the only one dat matters to me... and i think it is da only one dat matters to smp.. he knows i am da true bob legend, da only man still standin' from da stwf, and da only man who can get da best out of smp.. it has been a while since my motha' fuckin' blood boiled like this, AND I LIKE IT!! it is time to get back to da good ol' days.. hahahah, t has been a while since i got to talk about how when i fuck smp's mom from da back her back rolls shake like da late james brown.. or how nurse heidi has the most disturbinly HUGE vagina... and how my huge, black, penis is da only thing dat can fill dat shit up... da bad ol' days are back, smp... you have fucked with me for da last motha' fuckin' time!!! da final battle is upon us, motha' fucka's.. it is time to tool up, and i got my soldiers with me.. what da fuck do you got, smp??

Jerry: Who is SMP?

douja: young man.. you are a fuckin' idiot.. yo', kurt.. you say dat shit was from heaven?? pass it to your boy on the right hand side, homie!!! good times are ahead of us boys, let's get ready!!!

(douja joins the circle and takes a huge hit from the blunt of heavenly chronic. He exhales a large cloud of smoke as the camera fades out.)