Post by @xL on Jan 19, 2007 22:27:33 GMT -5
:: Friday, January 19th, 2007 - 7:33 p.m. ::
~ Location: High Stakes Arena, Las Vegas ~
[We open inside the H.S. Arena, a half-casino, half-stadium complex. While most of the visitors are in the casino area, some (more like 5 or 6...) are in the stadium, looking down at a set-up ring, where an indie show is being held. A little federation known as NECWA: TNA - ROH, composed of some of the top talent in the professional wrestling industry... that will never be paid more than minimum wage. Why? Some don't have the look [see: Chris Masters], some haven't yet 'paid their dues' [see: Hardcore Holly]... and some? Some just don't have the right connections [see: Hulk Hogan, Shawn Michaels, Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, Dusty Rhodes, Greg Gagne, Sean Waltman, and of course, Triple H]. Ring announcer Mike Stand is, well, standing, in the center of the ring.]
Mike Stand: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, he is a former 22 and a half time NECWA: TNA - ROH Northwestern Division champion. He is Phenomenal. He is Fantastic. He is... the Fantastical One, BG Styles!!!
["You Are... Not as Good as I Am" plays, and the crowd [what little there is] is cheering for the NECWA: TNA - ROH staple. Laser lights flash in front of the entrance, and the requisite "NECDubA: TNA-ROH!" chant fills the arena, as the Fantastical One himself emerges. Styles runs down to the ring, slides in, and extends his arms into the air. Styles then turns to the entrance, awaiting his opponent.]
Mike Stand: And his opponent. From the city of Nowhere, he is the Metal God... ugh, I can't believe I agreed to say this. Atleast Axl compensated me with a free copy of his album. Come to think of it.. that's not compensation at all. Here's Axl VanHAGAR... cheap @ss.
["Young, Dumb, and Rich, B!tch" plays, and the fans are wildly apathetic about the very first, one-on-one in ring appearance of Metal God and leader of the Rock-O-Lution, Axl VanHalen (hey, I'm a sucker for free cd's. Why do you think I still have that collection of AOL discs?). Axl stops outside the ring, pops his neck to the side... the other side... shakes his wrist... other wrist... and finally, slides into the ring, before leaping onto the corner post. He lifts both fists up with the international sign of 'Rock and Roll' showing proudly... before hopping off the turnbuckle and staring BG in the eyes. The ref rings the bell, and this one's underway.]
[BG is immediately on the offenside, hitting punch after punch after punch, before irish whipping Axl into the ropes. But, Axl manages to leap onto the top rope, twist around in mid-air, and come back around with a tornadoe ddt on the Fantastical One. Axl lifts up BG, before sending a few chops to the chest. BG backs up into the corner... before Axl heads to the other corner... and rushes into BG on the other side of the ring with the shining wizard. BG slumps down, but Axl simply brings BG back up to his feet. The Metal God then drives a devestating headbutt into BG's sternum... another, and one more for good measure. Axl allows BG to stumble out of the corner a bit... right into a kick to the gut. BG bends over, but instead of Axl going for the Rock-O-Lution powerbomb, Axl heads to the top turnbuckle... and comes off with an ax kick, dropping Styles like a sack of bricks. Axl picks BG up once again, and brings Styles over his shoulders in a fireman's carry... before bringing him over to the ropes and dumping him to the outside.]
[As BG stands back up, he turns around... and catches Axl hitting a suicide plancha over the top rope, sending both men crashing into the Flimsy Guardrail. The Guardrail actually breaks, and both men tumble into the audience. Both men get back up and start trading fists, but Axl quickly manages to get the upper hand, and brings BG all the way to a wall standing out in the audience. Why is a wall standing out in the audience? I dunno, ask a wall! ...]
[As BG stands, dizzily, in front of the wall, Axl heads over to a trash can... which he just so happens to remove a conveniently placed Les Paul guitar from. Axl lifts the guitar into the air, before rushing toward BG, leaping into the air, and coming down hard onto BG's head with the instrument, sending strings and plastic everywhere, not to mention BG's blood. The crowd chants "NECDubA: TNA-ROH!", as Axl drags BG by the hair over to what remains of the Flimsy Guardrail, before tossing him over and back into ringside. BG slowly gets back up... before being brought back down with a running bulldog from an Axl leaping off the top of the barricade. Axl finally tosses BG back into the ring, and pulls BG into powerbomb position. Axl brings Styles high into the air... spins around a bit... and slams Styles down with the Rock-O-Lution. Axl goes for the cover... 1... 2... and a 3 gets Axl his first professional wrestling victory.]
[Tifa comes running down into the ring, celebrating with Axl, and lifting his hand in the air, as they both lift the "Rock On" sign high into the air. Axl then grabs a microphone and looks directly into the camera, with a smirk on his face.]
Axl: As you can ALL see, I'm the best d@mn wrestler in this business.
BG Styles: Hey... uhm... when do I get my 10 bucks for taking the dive?
Axl: Er, uhm, what do you mean? I never-
BG Styles: Yeaaahhh, you told me you'd pay me $10 if I took a loss in this match? And you BETTER not stiff me, man. That's more than I make in a week...
Axl: Tifa! Let's get out of here... the natives are restless. [looks at the camera] BoB... the Rock-O-Lution is coming. Are you ready?
BG Styles: I'm ready! Ready to kick your @ss for ripping me off! Get back here, ya long haired hippie!!!
[The camera fades out on BG Styles chasing after Axl and Tifa up the ramp and into the casino. Camera fades to black...]
- rock on... -