Post by Ted on Apr 9, 2008 20:46:02 GMT -5
On the debut edition of Total Non-Action Wrestling iMPLOSION! Brawlers On a Budget delivered controversy, surprises, a farewell, and the best parody wrestling you'll find on this Web site! What can you expect on iMPLOSION #2?
Sarah "The Jobber Slayer" and Eliza "The Jobber Slayer" will step into a steel cage as tensions mount between BigBOSS and Trey Vincent. It promises to be more violent than a softcore women's prison movie on Cinemax!
Mr. Paradox will take on Snapmare Kid in a Beer In The Belly Qualifying Match. Last week, Dr. Silaconne M. Plants became the first BOBster to secure his spot in this high-stakes six-man ladder match at UnFOURgiven. Who will join him? Will it be the master of the samurai sword, or the master of snapmares?
Jerri Li takes on Kay Fabe in what will no doubt be a match you won't want to miss! What happens when you put together two violent lesbians? i can't wait to find out!
The former ONLY WORLD CHAMPION THAT MATTERS Death will take on Kid Pirate in his debut match. Can Kid Pirate, the monster cruiserweight pull a shocking upset over the man looking to get back the OWTTM? Tune in and find out.
All this plus lots more!
Here's a sneak peek at what Grand Slam Tournament matches are coming soon to iMPLOSION! Trey Vincent promises to find replacements for Massive Man Rendition First, Jim "Totally Packaged," Jean Bannister and Sir Hungalot, who were originally scheduled to be in the tournament, as well as a "worthy" first-round opponent for Sarah "The Jobber Slayer." Plus, there are five Beer In The Belly qualifying matches revelealed so far. Who will get the shot at the sixth spot?
-Little Good + Alex Smith vs. Luke Warm + XXXtreme Machine
-Axl vs. ??
-Pigeon vs. ??
-Joe Bananas vs. ??
-Kamikazie Ken vs. Steve Roydz (Beer in the Belly Qualifier)
-Trey Vincent + Kevin the Pyromaniac vs. Coma + Hallucination Boy (Not Good Enough To Fight Alone Tag Team Championship match)
-Seth Harker vs. The Great (Beer in the Belly Qualifier)
-Steve Studnuts vs. Dr. Thrilla (Swiss Army Belt match)
-Viruz vs. ?? (Beer in the Belly Qualifier)
-Sarah "The Jobber Slayer" vs. ?? (ONLY WORLD TITLE THAT MATTERS match)
Sarah "The Jobber Slayer" and Eliza "The Jobber Slayer" will step into a steel cage as tensions mount between BigBOSS and Trey Vincent. It promises to be more violent than a softcore women's prison movie on Cinemax!
Mr. Paradox will take on Snapmare Kid in a Beer In The Belly Qualifying Match. Last week, Dr. Silaconne M. Plants became the first BOBster to secure his spot in this high-stakes six-man ladder match at UnFOURgiven. Who will join him? Will it be the master of the samurai sword, or the master of snapmares?
Jerri Li takes on Kay Fabe in what will no doubt be a match you won't want to miss! What happens when you put together two violent lesbians? i can't wait to find out!
The former ONLY WORLD CHAMPION THAT MATTERS Death will take on Kid Pirate in his debut match. Can Kid Pirate, the monster cruiserweight pull a shocking upset over the man looking to get back the OWTTM? Tune in and find out.
All this plus lots more!
Here's a sneak peek at what Grand Slam Tournament matches are coming soon to iMPLOSION! Trey Vincent promises to find replacements for Massive Man Rendition First, Jim "Totally Packaged," Jean Bannister and Sir Hungalot, who were originally scheduled to be in the tournament, as well as a "worthy" first-round opponent for Sarah "The Jobber Slayer." Plus, there are five Beer In The Belly qualifying matches revelealed so far. Who will get the shot at the sixth spot?
-Little Good + Alex Smith vs. Luke Warm + XXXtreme Machine
-Axl vs. ??
-Pigeon vs. ??
-Joe Bananas vs. ??
-Kamikazie Ken vs. Steve Roydz (Beer in the Belly Qualifier)
-Trey Vincent + Kevin the Pyromaniac vs. Coma + Hallucination Boy (Not Good Enough To Fight Alone Tag Team Championship match)
-Seth Harker vs. The Great (Beer in the Belly Qualifier)
-Steve Studnuts vs. Dr. Thrilla (Swiss Army Belt match)
-Viruz vs. ?? (Beer in the Belly Qualifier)
-Sarah "The Jobber Slayer" vs. ?? (ONLY WORLD TITLE THAT MATTERS match)