Post by FakeWrestlingInsider on May 4, 2005 15:59:00 GMT -5
To all fucktards in the media and BOB employees:
Hello, Trey Vincent here. As we head toward our first ever BOB-On-Demand Web cast event, Trey Vincent has decided it's time to cut some fat from the payroll to make room for some new BOB sports entertainers. No, I'm not talking about Totally Heel, because they have yet to agree to a deal with Trey Vincent despite my numerous attempts. I'm talking about a group of fellows who have worked as part-timers, appearing on BOB Is Boobs mainly.
So, please welcome to the full-timerish roster: Pigeon; Super Gluey; Wig Show; Nic Flare; Rob Van Spam; Alan Qaida; and Balls Jabroni. We see good, affordable things in their future.
Now, onto other moves. Trey Vincent will be removing himself from the active roster to concentrate all his efforts on booking. Also, Detached Narrator is now officially off the active roster, and he will concentrate on booking with me, BigBOSS and LilBOSS, since we are so very talented.
Now, onto the bad news. I have had to release a couple of people who have given a lot to BOB over the years. First off all, I'd like to bid farewell to Mike Monroe. Mike has been doing less and less, so, fuck him. Get a new job.
On a completely unrelated note, I'd like to congratulate Scotty Whatbody on his new promotion to senior announcer! Congrats, Scotty! You the man!
Next. Mark Shill. You're out. Fuck you, get a new job.
Also...Masked Announcer is gone. A replacement will be announced soon.
And also gone is Eddie B., who hasn't shown up for work the last several weeks for some mysterious reason. Detached Narrator will also be taking on the duties of spinning entrance tunes, since he's been doing that in the last several weeks when Little Good has not.
SMC and any special events will be called by Styles, Scotty Whatbody and Nurse Heidi from now on.
Which reminds me, Dennis is also gone. He's had a bit of a nervous breakdown due to being forced to talk to inanimate objects in recent weeks. So, he's heading off to Hollywood to pursue his dream of being English or whatever. Commentator will now be the man to interview people backstage, whenever we do that sort of crap anymore. Commentator will also be a member of my booking committee.
No other firings/releases are planned at this time.
That is all monkeys.
—Trey Vincent
Vice President In Charge of Everything
Brawlers On a Budget is the leading name in parody sports entertainment going on six years now.
Hello, Trey Vincent here. As we head toward our first ever BOB-On-Demand Web cast event, Trey Vincent has decided it's time to cut some fat from the payroll to make room for some new BOB sports entertainers. No, I'm not talking about Totally Heel, because they have yet to agree to a deal with Trey Vincent despite my numerous attempts. I'm talking about a group of fellows who have worked as part-timers, appearing on BOB Is Boobs mainly.
So, please welcome to the full-timerish roster: Pigeon; Super Gluey; Wig Show; Nic Flare; Rob Van Spam; Alan Qaida; and Balls Jabroni. We see good, affordable things in their future.
Now, onto other moves. Trey Vincent will be removing himself from the active roster to concentrate all his efforts on booking. Also, Detached Narrator is now officially off the active roster, and he will concentrate on booking with me, BigBOSS and LilBOSS, since we are so very talented.
Now, onto the bad news. I have had to release a couple of people who have given a lot to BOB over the years. First off all, I'd like to bid farewell to Mike Monroe. Mike has been doing less and less, so, fuck him. Get a new job.
On a completely unrelated note, I'd like to congratulate Scotty Whatbody on his new promotion to senior announcer! Congrats, Scotty! You the man!
Next. Mark Shill. You're out. Fuck you, get a new job.
Also...Masked Announcer is gone. A replacement will be announced soon.
And also gone is Eddie B., who hasn't shown up for work the last several weeks for some mysterious reason. Detached Narrator will also be taking on the duties of spinning entrance tunes, since he's been doing that in the last several weeks when Little Good has not.
SMC and any special events will be called by Styles, Scotty Whatbody and Nurse Heidi from now on.
Which reminds me, Dennis is also gone. He's had a bit of a nervous breakdown due to being forced to talk to inanimate objects in recent weeks. So, he's heading off to Hollywood to pursue his dream of being English or whatever. Commentator will now be the man to interview people backstage, whenever we do that sort of crap anymore. Commentator will also be a member of my booking committee.
No other firings/releases are planned at this time.
That is all monkeys.
—Trey Vincent
Vice President In Charge of Everything
Brawlers On a Budget is the leading name in parody sports entertainment going on six years now.