Post by FakeWrestling Insider on May 19, 2005 16:08:02 GMT -5
This week on Just Shoot With Me, BOB's Vice President In Charge of Everything joined the hosts to talk about his work in BOB and a whole bunch of other stuff. Here is a summary of what's been on Trey's mind.
The interview began with his thoughts on becoming the Vice President. He said it was a lot more work than he thought it was going to be. He originally came into BOB with the intent of destroying it, but now he's trying to build it up to feed his massive ego. And to show Vince McMahon not to fuck with Trey Vincent. Trey was reminded that BOB still doesn't air consistently every week while the WWE has numerous shows every week. Trey told the host to go fuck himself.
Obviously, his biggest goal now is to make money. Trey said he no longer needs titles, but if he ever does want one, he's just got to book himself to win. He says he's sure that nobody on the roster would mind because if they did, he could make them job out to XXXtreme Machine. He says the roster members are like monkeys. Because they smell and make funny noises.
He says the atmosphere backstage is great. Nobody grumbles about getting paid so little. They all understand that times are tight because the country is being run by a moron. And so is Comedy Central. He says everybody always talks about show count, but for Comedy Central, having 13 episodes a year is what they're used to doing. They always have 13 episodes of Chappell or Reno 911. And then they show billions of repeats. BOB fit in perfectly at the channel.
Trey thinks they might get a better time slot in the future. He says the ratings have been climbing slowly this year once the new run began. And he figures the ratings will keep rising thanks to disturbing Web searches. He says the MSTies he did with Seth Harker were some of the most viewed shows in BOB history.
If he were to ever feud with anybody in BOB, he said it would be Kay Fabe, because she gets it. It's all about big spots, cool moves and being sexy. He says she's like a redhead female version of him, and she made a great move picking Seth Harker to get together with. Lesbianism is cool, but eventually you need man meat.
He says he's looking forward to the first BOB-On-Demand event. He says the pay-per-view people were cheap ass whiny bitches who got all pissy when their shows were scheduled and BOB didn't meet the deadlines. "What do they want from us," he asked. This way, BOB gets all the profits.
He says the BOB Season 1 DVD is almost complete. The crew is working hard to finish it up. He knows it's been advertised in the CrapZone for many months. He said it's been tough to get hold of two idiots who do commentary on it. He blamed them for holding up the process. But the multiple-disc set will be released "soon".
He said things are going fine with Heidi, but she's way to clingy. If she wasn't such a good lay, he would've dumped her weeks ago.
He said Biggest Show of the Century was going to happen, but with all the budget issues that came up and a bunch of network interference and the lack of leadership backstage, BOB just needed to regroup. The sWo was also annoying everybody, and "we eventually realized this. And they were dropped. Sort of like how a kid goes off to school, and then comes home to find out his family has moved. It was cool. They had sapped all my energy and everybody found them boring and old."
BOB is Boobs is on hold for now. It may return, it may not. They're not sure. They're gonna concentrate their efforts on SMC for now and bust out a Classix every now and then since they have some decent stuff in the archives that nobody would ever see otherwise. He defends that recent episodes have featured sports entertainers that never even appeared in BOB, saying entertainment is entertainment. If people can't get interested in a show that has him and Misty Waters on it, a person cannot be entertained, he says.
He doesn't feel bad about letting people go. He's excited about the new people he signed by getting rid of some dead weight. He said BigBOSS was pissed, but oh well. BigBOSS was in his Saddam-like hole in the ground hiding from the IRS at the time. Trey had to make a decision.
He concludes by telling everybody that life ain't nothing but bitches and money, to quote one of his favorite songs. And the interview wrapped up.
The interview began with his thoughts on becoming the Vice President. He said it was a lot more work than he thought it was going to be. He originally came into BOB with the intent of destroying it, but now he's trying to build it up to feed his massive ego. And to show Vince McMahon not to fuck with Trey Vincent. Trey was reminded that BOB still doesn't air consistently every week while the WWE has numerous shows every week. Trey told the host to go fuck himself.
Obviously, his biggest goal now is to make money. Trey said he no longer needs titles, but if he ever does want one, he's just got to book himself to win. He says he's sure that nobody on the roster would mind because if they did, he could make them job out to XXXtreme Machine. He says the roster members are like monkeys. Because they smell and make funny noises.
He says the atmosphere backstage is great. Nobody grumbles about getting paid so little. They all understand that times are tight because the country is being run by a moron. And so is Comedy Central. He says everybody always talks about show count, but for Comedy Central, having 13 episodes a year is what they're used to doing. They always have 13 episodes of Chappell or Reno 911. And then they show billions of repeats. BOB fit in perfectly at the channel.
Trey thinks they might get a better time slot in the future. He says the ratings have been climbing slowly this year once the new run began. And he figures the ratings will keep rising thanks to disturbing Web searches. He says the MSTies he did with Seth Harker were some of the most viewed shows in BOB history.
If he were to ever feud with anybody in BOB, he said it would be Kay Fabe, because she gets it. It's all about big spots, cool moves and being sexy. He says she's like a redhead female version of him, and she made a great move picking Seth Harker to get together with. Lesbianism is cool, but eventually you need man meat.
He says he's looking forward to the first BOB-On-Demand event. He says the pay-per-view people were cheap ass whiny bitches who got all pissy when their shows were scheduled and BOB didn't meet the deadlines. "What do they want from us," he asked. This way, BOB gets all the profits.
He says the BOB Season 1 DVD is almost complete. The crew is working hard to finish it up. He knows it's been advertised in the CrapZone for many months. He said it's been tough to get hold of two idiots who do commentary on it. He blamed them for holding up the process. But the multiple-disc set will be released "soon".
He said things are going fine with Heidi, but she's way to clingy. If she wasn't such a good lay, he would've dumped her weeks ago.
He said Biggest Show of the Century was going to happen, but with all the budget issues that came up and a bunch of network interference and the lack of leadership backstage, BOB just needed to regroup. The sWo was also annoying everybody, and "we eventually realized this. And they were dropped. Sort of like how a kid goes off to school, and then comes home to find out his family has moved. It was cool. They had sapped all my energy and everybody found them boring and old."
BOB is Boobs is on hold for now. It may return, it may not. They're not sure. They're gonna concentrate their efforts on SMC for now and bust out a Classix every now and then since they have some decent stuff in the archives that nobody would ever see otherwise. He defends that recent episodes have featured sports entertainers that never even appeared in BOB, saying entertainment is entertainment. If people can't get interested in a show that has him and Misty Waters on it, a person cannot be entertained, he says.
He doesn't feel bad about letting people go. He's excited about the new people he signed by getting rid of some dead weight. He said BigBOSS was pissed, but oh well. BigBOSS was in his Saddam-like hole in the ground hiding from the IRS at the time. Trey had to make a decision.
He concludes by telling everybody that life ain't nothing but bitches and money, to quote one of his favorite songs. And the interview wrapped up.