Post by FakeWrestling Insider on May 31, 2005 7:11:49 GMT -5
New Content this Week on FAKE WRESTLING INSIDER.COM!
In the aftermath of BOB's "On Your Hard Drive" show, Fake Wrestling Insider presents an issue of FWI Online devoted to the results and aftermath! Including:
SARAH "THE JOBBER SLAYER" wins OWTTM belt! Has the world gone mad? What's next, a chick winning the Indy 500?
MR PARADOX and SIR ZENO in an exclusive interview with FWI reporter Tink Middlywink! (Including the verbatim transcript of what happened when Tink accidently said "Pair of Socks"!
COMA and HALLUCINATION BOY: "Not Good Enough to Fight Alone" Tag Champions! Who saw THAT coming? Click on the "Poink! Train! Poink!" button for more on this zany pair!
DOUJA: Portrait of a Legend! Read our EXCLUSIVE look at the highlights ofthe worlds most aggressive stoner! PLUS Part One of our Eight-Part series of "doujas' Most Offensive Promos"!
QUEEN MSTIYLV: Has not winning any titles in BOB left her blue? Read our terrible puns about her while listening to Aqua!
EXCLUSIVE POINKAMANIA II Preview! No, we have no idea what's going to happen, either! But we managed to fill eight pages with crass speculation and random guesswork!
A new issue of the FWI Rumour Mill! This month: Has the BigBOSS authorised a semi-regular Coma-Booked show? Click on the "What the FUCK is He Thinking?" link for more info!
EXCLUSIVE JUSTIN VOSS News! Is he coming back to BOB? Well, no. But we've got the EXCLUSIVE story of his non-return, anyway!
EXCLUSIVE report on why the BOB Season 1 DVD is taking so freaking long to get finished!
EXCLUSIVE downloadable MEAT PUPPET: SMELL THE FURY desktop wallpaper!
EXCLUSIVE tiny, juddery streaming video of "On Your Hard Drive" highlights!
EXCLUSIVE offer for FWI Subscribers! YOU could be the proud owner of tons of discontinued BOB Merchandise! UNIVERSAL DONORS foam sirynges! sWo T-shirts! Five for a buck! BOBO Q. FIENDISH kid-sized straitjackets! Get it while you still vaugely remember who they were!
All this and more EXCLUSIVE content on FWI Dot Com!
In the aftermath of BOB's "On Your Hard Drive" show, Fake Wrestling Insider presents an issue of FWI Online devoted to the results and aftermath! Including:
SARAH "THE JOBBER SLAYER" wins OWTTM belt! Has the world gone mad? What's next, a chick winning the Indy 500?
MR PARADOX and SIR ZENO in an exclusive interview with FWI reporter Tink Middlywink! (Including the verbatim transcript of what happened when Tink accidently said "Pair of Socks"!
COMA and HALLUCINATION BOY: "Not Good Enough to Fight Alone" Tag Champions! Who saw THAT coming? Click on the "Poink! Train! Poink!" button for more on this zany pair!
DOUJA: Portrait of a Legend! Read our EXCLUSIVE look at the highlights ofthe worlds most aggressive stoner! PLUS Part One of our Eight-Part series of "doujas' Most Offensive Promos"!
QUEEN MSTIYLV: Has not winning any titles in BOB left her blue? Read our terrible puns about her while listening to Aqua!
EXCLUSIVE POINKAMANIA II Preview! No, we have no idea what's going to happen, either! But we managed to fill eight pages with crass speculation and random guesswork!
A new issue of the FWI Rumour Mill! This month: Has the BigBOSS authorised a semi-regular Coma-Booked show? Click on the "What the FUCK is He Thinking?" link for more info!
EXCLUSIVE JUSTIN VOSS News! Is he coming back to BOB? Well, no. But we've got the EXCLUSIVE story of his non-return, anyway!
EXCLUSIVE report on why the BOB Season 1 DVD is taking so freaking long to get finished!
EXCLUSIVE downloadable MEAT PUPPET: SMELL THE FURY desktop wallpaper!
EXCLUSIVE tiny, juddery streaming video of "On Your Hard Drive" highlights!
EXCLUSIVE offer for FWI Subscribers! YOU could be the proud owner of tons of discontinued BOB Merchandise! UNIVERSAL DONORS foam sirynges! sWo T-shirts! Five for a buck! BOBO Q. FIENDISH kid-sized straitjackets! Get it while you still vaugely remember who they were!
All this and more EXCLUSIVE content on FWI Dot Com!