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[@xL]

Yo John, here's the url of the collection of my work: www.geocities.com/shanomacbry

Check it out, and maybe you can find some crapola for Trey and the boys to lambaste. Ciao, babe.

- MB

p.s. I've fixed up a site for Destrucity: www.freewebs.com/macbry

If you find the time, please link to it on the homepage. Thank you very much, bro.

- MB

[Steve Studnuts]

What real guy says "ciao, babe", to another fuckin' guy and doesn't have a dick in his ass 24/7? None that I can think of.

[@xL]

So two words automatically makes someone gay? That may very well be the most homophobic thing I've ever heard. Think before you speak.

- MB

P.S. - What real guy uses a curse word every other sysllable of a sentence? One without a firm grasp on the English language. Before you hurl an insult, not only do you need to think the INSULT over, but please... PLEASE... try not to sound like a 13-year-old punk while doing it. It's not impressive and it sure as heck isn't becoming. Thank you, and have a nice day.

[Steve Studnuts]

Thanks, "dad"...

No, two words don't make you fuckin' gay. It's the fuckin' words you choose and to whom you say them to. Or it could be the fuckin' gay ass fuckin' poster SHRINE of Vince Fuckin' Russo you post everywhere you go...

~~~Connie Lingus steps into view briefly~~~

Connie: Steve? You're not being very mature right now, and your firm grasp has delved into a open palm, dear.

~~~She leaves and the Nutcracker Theme begins to play softly in the background~~~

Well, whoopdee fuckin' doo...

*ahem*

*thinks to himself for a nanosecond*

Do you actually think I'm trying to impress you, boy? I'm in character 24 hours a day... but I'll settle for 23 hours and 55 minutes for Friday, December 2, 2005....just for you.

If you think I curse because I'm uneducated, then you would be wrong. What "real guy" curses every other syllable, you ask? It's pretty safe to say it's one that has never uttered "ciao, babe" to another guy. As a matter of fact, even if I NEVER said a swear in my entire lifetime, I would still have not entered "ciao, babe" to my repertoire. Ever.

But alas, I guess people that don't talk the proper Queen's English is a ruffian or dullard. Someone simply to cast away as a dreg of humanity. If it's essential for me to include a wide range of intelligent phrase, be a Scrabble champion, or a lexicon genius to be seen as someone of high regard in your eyes... I'll prefer to just being plain ol' me. So be it.

Your approval is not mandatory for my existence.

P.S. You're welcome, and I'll have a good day. A good day because I know I don't have to cut out Vince Russo's visage and paste it to a banner.

There, happy now? I'll quip ya later, jerkweed.... this fuckin' nutsucker theme is gettin' on my fuckin' nerves.

[@xL]

Fine. Screw Russo. After much deliberation, I've decided he's really what's been holding me back for so long. It's time to shed the facade and bring back the REAL Shane-o-mac Bry.

It's time to begin Destrucity... episode 1. See you soon.

- MB

p.s. Thanks for the motivation.































































Jerkweed.

[John Leary]

Bloody hell. Now instead of a role model like Vince Russo we've got to deal with the egomania of Shane McMahon.

Oy.

Way to go, J.

[Steve Studnuts]

shanomacbry said:

Fine. Screw Russo. After much deliberation, I've decided he's really what's been holding me back for so long. It's time to shed the facade and bring back the REAL Shane-o-mac Bry.

It's time to begin Destrucity... episode 1. See you soon.

- MB

p.s. Thanks for the motivation.
Jerkweed.

Well... goody fuckin' gumdrops.

I get one asshole to leave and now one that I hate even more than the first one steps in. Oh joy. *sigh*

You've just proven my point. You are fuckin' gay. Not only do you drop one dolt that ruined the game to bring up the offspring of the other guilty party... he just happens to be the ONE WITH THE MOST GAY OF ALL GAY RAMP ENTRANCES OF ALL TIME. Worst than Rico's, Goldust's, Da Sassy One/Bitch's, Chuck's and Billy's, "Exotic" Adrian Street's, Adrian Adonis', Homophobe's, The Bone Ranger's, Choads Moker's, Alternate Lifestyle's, Feminine Mystique's, Stan Francisco's, Don't Ask/Don't Tell's, and BOTH The Fumbduckers' all rolled up into one gargantuan, fuckin' gay ball.

Not to mention... his intro music sucks dick.

hooray....Now I shall go slit my wrists.

On second thought... no I won't. But I will tell you this, don't book me on your Destrucshitty shit. Not that I figured you would anyway, I assumed it would be all *ahem* "real" wrestlers with pseudo names that just happened to be very *ahem* close to the real ones.... but just in case they weren't goin' to be:

I'm pullin' a Nash (or Slash. or Hash) and callin' in sick.

If I "happen" to appear on any Destruc-pity shows... you can bet your money it's the New Razor Ramon. Ya dig?

P.S. Quit stealin' my catchphrases, fuck knuckle.

[Steve Studnuts]

admin said:

Bloody hell. Now instead of a role model like Vince Russo we've got to deal with the egomania of Shane McMahon.

Oy.

Way to go, J.

Sorry, boss.... ;D

[@xL]

Actually, it won't be Shane McMahon, it's going to be me, myself, Shane Bryant, only under the nickname I go under at school. And actually, Russo was the one with the rip-offs of real wrestlers, the whole point of bringing in myself is to use ONLY original characters. The roster will actually consist of alot of my characters from e-feds, as well as completely original characters. So, I hope that clears everything up. Production on the first episode of DESTRUCITY [which derives its name from one of the Ultimate Warrior's favorite phrases] will begin right after Grudge Match. Seeya.

- Shane-o-mac Bry

[Steve Studnuts]

Yep, that pretty much cleared it up.

So, you're going to have a show with a lot of your characters, with YOU on the show, plus COMPLETELY original characters on another site. Here's a thought, why don't you just open your own fed and have your shows there?

What makes you think any of us want to read shows that none of us are on, with characters none of us know? Or to be perfectly honest, probably even care about?

Any show whose title was derived from one of Ultimate Warriors mumblings doesn't stand a chance...

Can anybody say, "Small Wonder"?

Easily one of the worst television shows ever...

[John Leary]

With the little robot girl? That show ruled. OK...not really...

I should bring her to be Atomo's girlfriend. But would that make Atomo a pedophile if they're robots? Hmmm....all these moral questions.

[Steve Studnuts]

Yeppers, that be the one!

Even more disturbing, there's actually a site about this shit. Even sadder, I looked at it.

This show fuckin' sucked.

[@xL]

To clear things up, Studs, I've cancelled Destrucity, and have decided to bring in a stable. And don't worry, it's not the sWo, and will not be competing in the top ranks. It'll just be something to toy around with when I get a chance. Thank you for opening my eyes.

- MB

[Steve Studnuts]

You're welcome. Seriously.

In addition to bein' the dick I am, I was just tryin' to save you some time, dude.

Why waste your days writtin' a shit load of shows nobody is goin' to read? That's all I'm sayin'.

Write some RP's, somethin' the rest of the boys can interact with.

In closin', please get that fuckin' picture of Shane McMahon off here. I hate that fuckin' guy. Can't you be Shane-o Mac with a pic of Steph? Yeah, she's a bitch and she fucked up wrestlin'...but she's still a lil' bit o' ah-ight to look at.

Ya dig?