[The camera shows a black man with dreadlocks buying a Milioti at a Starbucks. He looks directly into the camera.]
Joe Bananas: I'm Brawlers on a Budget!
[The camera cuts to a teenage boy slamming his forearm into a vending machine trying to get his pepsi can to fall. He looks directly into the camera.]
Kevin The Pyromaniac: Im brawlers on a budget!
[The camera cuts to a middle aged latino gentleman sniffing white cotton panties he purchased from a Japanese vending machine. He looks directly into the camera]
Scatman: I know a place where we can go shit on some elderly women and have people watch.
[The camera cuts to spinning lines of nauseating color; accompanied by sickeningly upbeat music. Where the scene actually exists in reality isn't 100% clear. A young girl in a pink hamster onesie clenches her fists and tries her darndest not to do the Gangnam Style.]
Hamster Girl: I am Brawlers on a Budget!
[The camera cuts to a Vietnamese woman; scarred, burned, mutilated and disfigured beyond belief.]