Kevin The Pyromanic
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Heroin
Mar 19, 2013 18:16:44 GMT -5
Post by Kevin The Pyromanic on Mar 19, 2013 18:16:44 GMT -5
[Kevin is sat by a tree in a park. His clothes are burnt and he has near to no recollection of what has transpired in reality since he wrestled at Send Us Money: Leader Of The Pack. The writer of this promo would like to remind you that he might well have written a Kevin promo since that event, but is an alcoholic and might have forgetten... you know, sutff. I don't know.]
Kevin: Man, the Pepsi they sell in Hell is colder than this.
[He throws the can to one side and starts working on some sort of new-fangled rubix cube.]
Kevin: I'm so bored. I need to get back into the wrestling industry somehow.
[He holds the side of his head in pain and squints. The theme from 28 Days Later starts playing for some reason.]
{Hallucinatory Jim Cornette}: Kevin, follow the turtle. It will lead you to rice fields beyond your emagination.
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Heroin
Apr 15, 2013 20:14:31 GMT -5
Post by $hane |-|orn 3ryant on Apr 15, 2013 20:14:31 GMT -5
Axl: I love you.
All there is to say. <3
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