[Open to a house show. Gummi Gudo and KUREJI, the Deathmatch Orangutang Asians, are stood in the ring.]
KUREJI: We are the Deathmatch Orangutang Asians! We are wrestlers of the deathmatch!
Gummi: Unfortunately, we are out here to announce our leaving from BOB. We requested an early release from our contracts. We are wrestlers, not talkers, and without any upcoming cards we want to go back to Japan to compete. It is with a heavy heart that we make this announcement, one of our biggest dreams has been to wrestle here in America in the deathmatch style.
[They both bow.]
KUREJI: We’re sorry we let you all down, sayonara.
[“Through The Valley Of Death” by Azmaveth plays. A man in a white mask and a milkman’s hat, a hairy man with a wooden arm brace and a man dressed up like Santa storm the ring and start hammering away at DOA with punches. The masked milkman climbs out of the ring and slides a table into the ring.]
El Lechero: Good riddance you fucking chinks!
[His lackeys lift Gummi up onto the top rope as El Lechero sets up the table. The fans start cheering and El Lechero turns on his heels as former DOA member Tetsuo Chishio climbs into the ring and smacks him with a lariat. He then boots both lackeys in the back of their heads hard. Gummi hooks the hairy man around the neck before driving him through the table with a tornado DDT.]