Post by $hane |-|orn 3ryant on Mar 29, 2010 13:13:50 GMT -5
Source: fakewrestlingnewzzz.net
Hot off the heels of WrassleMania, the host for Raw has been leaked, and it'll TICKLE you pink! Elmo, legendary icon and Superstar from the iconic and legendary television program Sesame Street, will be large and in charge tonight, from the Fraggle Rock Colliseum in lovely Arthur Ardvark, Arkansas!!!
In attendance will be mayor of Double A, Arkansas... Clifford the Big Red Machine! Er, I mean, Clifford the Bid Road Dogg! ... Whatever! It's not important, because ALSO in attendance will be YOOOGE legend, MAJOR icon, the hottest pop sensation in America ; Barney the Dinosaur! He will be performing his latest hit, "I love you, you love me, let's get freaky deeky by the chimney" !!!~!
Two matches have ALREADY been signed for the YOOOGE event -
The Powerpuff Girls vs the debuting Awesome Queen! Yes, AQ, some big fat black chick WWE found wandering around complaining about a fat bastard named "Bubba the Love Spooge" or somethin' making fun of a country nobody's ever heard of! WWE totally repackaged her into a knock-off of the Red Queen from Alice in Wonderland, cuz that shit is POPULAR as FUCK! ... Good thing I don't work for WWE, or I'd be fired after that last word...
As well, in the MAIN EVENT - Hornswoggle vs Mickey Mouse in a MAGIC KINGDOM DEATHMATCH!!! There will be absolutely NO weapons, NO blood, and NO action! It'll be GREAT!
WWE has dropped the G rating, and are heading strong into a brand new era of Y7 ratings! It'll be peachy keen NEAT-O!
In other news, Linda McMahon is coming closer to the Senate than ever before. But... uh, that's neither here nor there...
What does Elmo have in store for John Cena, Randy Orton, Triple H, UnderTaker, and the other same old shit wrestlers that won last night, proving WWE is going NOWHERE, instead of "moving ahead" as they claim?
... NOTHING! Because this is nothing more...
... than an april fools joke!!!
...
Whadya mean there's still three days 'till April 1st?
... Then why am I still typing this?
... Cuz I'm a retard?
FVCK YOU!!!
- Tad "The Tool" Griswold
"Blahdy, blahdy, friggin' BLAH!"
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