Post by basurablanco on Jul 19, 2009 22:20:03 GMT -5
[We enter on a bustling city street. A tall, imposing man stands at the entrance to an alleyway. He is clearly pissed about something as he puffs away on a cigarette. As he takes a long drag, he is startled by a noise emanating from the alley. No one is there. He turns his head back to the street.
Suddenly, he is hit weakly from behind by the lid of a trash can.
Guy: What the fuck?
He turns to see a man wearing a trash bag and a white luchador mask holding the offending lid.
Masked Man: You are in my alleyway, hombre.
The masked man is incredibly short and frail, with incredibly pasty skin. He speaks in the most obvious fake Mexican accent of all time. The big guy can't help but laugh.
Masked Man: Why do you laugh, chico? Do you not fear me? YO SOY EL BASURA BLANCO, AMIGO!
Guy: El Basura Blanco? The white...trash?
The man begins to laugh even harder. El Basura Blanco begins to frown.
El Basura Blanco: Stop laughing at me!
The man continues laughing. He laughs so much that he inhales the cigarette he had been smoking and begins to choke. He falls to the sidewalk and cracks his skull. El Basura Blanco immediately begins freaking out.
El Basura Blanco: Aw fuck no! This isn't good, chico! Shit, shit, shit!
He runs into the alleyway and jumps into an empty trash can, using the lid to cover himself up. He peeks out of the top as he watches the guy who encroached on his territory have a seizure on the ground.
El Basura Blanco: That's what you get for messing with El Basura Blanco, fool! Let that be a lesson to all who dare try to take out this trash!
He hears the distant wail of a siren.
El Basura Blanco: Fuck.
He snaps the lid shut.
Suddenly, he is hit weakly from behind by the lid of a trash can.
Guy: What the fuck?
He turns to see a man wearing a trash bag and a white luchador mask holding the offending lid.
Masked Man: You are in my alleyway, hombre.
The masked man is incredibly short and frail, with incredibly pasty skin. He speaks in the most obvious fake Mexican accent of all time. The big guy can't help but laugh.
Masked Man: Why do you laugh, chico? Do you not fear me? YO SOY EL BASURA BLANCO, AMIGO!
Guy: El Basura Blanco? The white...trash?
The man begins to laugh even harder. El Basura Blanco begins to frown.
El Basura Blanco: Stop laughing at me!
The man continues laughing. He laughs so much that he inhales the cigarette he had been smoking and begins to choke. He falls to the sidewalk and cracks his skull. El Basura Blanco immediately begins freaking out.
El Basura Blanco: Aw fuck no! This isn't good, chico! Shit, shit, shit!
He runs into the alleyway and jumps into an empty trash can, using the lid to cover himself up. He peeks out of the top as he watches the guy who encroached on his territory have a seizure on the ground.
El Basura Blanco: That's what you get for messing with El Basura Blanco, fool! Let that be a lesson to all who dare try to take out this trash!
He hears the distant wail of a siren.
El Basura Blanco: Fuck.
He snaps the lid shut.