Post by anonymous on Jul 1, 2009 14:32:09 GMT -5
***Camera up on a cat leaning back in a recliner smoking a cigar with a headset on that is attached to a phone, the cat hits speed dial number 3, the phone begins to ring. We see a hand reach for the phone and answer it. ***
Voice: Hello, thank you for calling Wichita Pizza Hut will this be for pick up or deliver?
(Cat hangs up the phone in a huff, the Cat then hits speed dial number 2, the phone begins to ring again, the Cat is now impatiently tapping its tail. Camera cuts to a house phone in a beautiful but messy living room. We again see a hand reach for the phone and answer it all the while a baby is heard screaming in the background.)
Voice: Hello?
Cat: Meow
Voice: I’m sorry, what? You’ll have to speak up my daughter is teething.
Cat: MEOW!
Voice: No I haven’t seen my cat in years I not sure where…
Cat: Meow, Meow
Voice: Holy Crap, it’s you. How have you been…did the hair grow back…AMY CAN YOU PLEASE KEEP YOUR DAUGHTER QUIET I’M ON A VERY IMPORTANT BUSINESS CALL.
Amy: WHAT BUSINESS? THE BUSINESS OF BEING UNEMPLOYED?
Cat: Meow.
Voice: No everything is okay with us…we just haven’t been sleeping much lately.
Cat: Meow, meow
Voice: No, I haven’t read his new book, I just couldn’t bring myself to buy a book called “The Greatest Pin” that wasn’t about my trip to Disney World.
Cat: Meow.
Voice: You’ve got to be kidding me…they’re making a “The Marine 3”…wow. I figured Ted Dibiase would’ve killed any chance of making more of those movies.
Cat: Meow, meow, meow
Voice: Ha Ha Ha…you’re right oversea revenue doesn’t count.
Cat: Meow
Voice: Yeah, I’ve missed talking to you too.
Amy: ARE YOU GONNA BE ON THE PHONE ALL DAY? WE’VE GOT THINGS TO DO TODAY.
Voice: Alright well I’ve gotta get going. You know how women are.
Cat: MEOW!
Voice: Oh sorry, I forgot. Well talk to you later.
Cat: Meow.
(They both hang up. The Cat then realizes that it forget to tell him about the reunion. Dials the phone again, the phone begins to ring, we see a hand reach and answer the phone.)
Voice: Hello, thank you for calling Wichita Pizza Hut will this be for pick up or deliver?
(The Cat hangs up the phone and repeatedly smashes it against the arm of the chair until the buttons go flying. The Cat takes a deep breath hops off the chair and searches for and finds the number 3 button. The Can replaces and presses 3 on speed dial. Phone begins to ring cut back to living room phone hand reaches out to answer the phone.)
Voice: Hello?
Cat: meow.
Voice: You again?
Cat: Meow
Voice: The whole gang is getting back together for a blast from the past reunion?
Cat: Meow, meow , meow, meow
Voice: Soon?
Cat: Meow.
Voice: Alright…I’ll be there and see ya soon.
Cat: Meow.
(They hang up)
Voice: Hey Amy, Get my tights and smack the dust off…and tell that bitch I quit.
Amy: Did you just call my mother a bitch?
Voice: No dear.
***Cut back to the Cat, it takes the address book and throws it into the fire and struts over the liter box. Screen goes black as the words “ Let the Adventure Begin” appear on the screen.***
Voice: Hello, thank you for calling Wichita Pizza Hut will this be for pick up or deliver?
(Cat hangs up the phone in a huff, the Cat then hits speed dial number 2, the phone begins to ring again, the Cat is now impatiently tapping its tail. Camera cuts to a house phone in a beautiful but messy living room. We again see a hand reach for the phone and answer it all the while a baby is heard screaming in the background.)
Voice: Hello?
Cat: Meow
Voice: I’m sorry, what? You’ll have to speak up my daughter is teething.
Cat: MEOW!
Voice: No I haven’t seen my cat in years I not sure where…
Cat: Meow, Meow
Voice: Holy Crap, it’s you. How have you been…did the hair grow back…AMY CAN YOU PLEASE KEEP YOUR DAUGHTER QUIET I’M ON A VERY IMPORTANT BUSINESS CALL.
Amy: WHAT BUSINESS? THE BUSINESS OF BEING UNEMPLOYED?
Cat: Meow.
Voice: No everything is okay with us…we just haven’t been sleeping much lately.
Cat: Meow, meow
Voice: No, I haven’t read his new book, I just couldn’t bring myself to buy a book called “The Greatest Pin” that wasn’t about my trip to Disney World.
Cat: Meow.
Voice: You’ve got to be kidding me…they’re making a “The Marine 3”…wow. I figured Ted Dibiase would’ve killed any chance of making more of those movies.
Cat: Meow, meow, meow
Voice: Ha Ha Ha…you’re right oversea revenue doesn’t count.
Cat: Meow
Voice: Yeah, I’ve missed talking to you too.
Amy: ARE YOU GONNA BE ON THE PHONE ALL DAY? WE’VE GOT THINGS TO DO TODAY.
Voice: Alright well I’ve gotta get going. You know how women are.
Cat: MEOW!
Voice: Oh sorry, I forgot. Well talk to you later.
Cat: Meow.
(They both hang up. The Cat then realizes that it forget to tell him about the reunion. Dials the phone again, the phone begins to ring, we see a hand reach and answer the phone.)
Voice: Hello, thank you for calling Wichita Pizza Hut will this be for pick up or deliver?
(The Cat hangs up the phone and repeatedly smashes it against the arm of the chair until the buttons go flying. The Cat takes a deep breath hops off the chair and searches for and finds the number 3 button. The Can replaces and presses 3 on speed dial. Phone begins to ring cut back to living room phone hand reaches out to answer the phone.)
Voice: Hello?
Cat: meow.
Voice: You again?
Cat: Meow
Voice: The whole gang is getting back together for a blast from the past reunion?
Cat: Meow, meow , meow, meow
Voice: Soon?
Cat: Meow.
Voice: Alright…I’ll be there and see ya soon.
Cat: Meow.
(They hang up)
Voice: Hey Amy, Get my tights and smack the dust off…and tell that bitch I quit.
Amy: Did you just call my mother a bitch?
Voice: No dear.
***Cut back to the Cat, it takes the address book and throws it into the fire and struts over the liter box. Screen goes black as the words “ Let the Adventure Begin” appear on the screen.***