Post by anonymous on Jun 29, 2009 12:30:02 GMT -5
***Camera up on a dark room where we find a cat standing on the arm of a recliner lapping up milk from a saucer next to a phone on the side table. The cat finishes the milk and grabs the phone and dials. The phone begins to ring. The camera cuts to ringing iPhone that is answered.***
Voice: What’s up?
Cat: Meow
Voice: I’m sorry what?
Cat: Meow
Voice: Holy Shit! How the hell are ya. Damn it’s been what?…5 years?
Cat: Meow, meow
Voice: Come on…when were you at that concert?
Cat: Meow
Vocie: No, I would remember a hairless pussy like you.
Kelly Pickler: Are you talking about me?
Voice: No babe, just go back to sunbathing and writing some more soulless country songs.
Kelly Pickler: What do you mean by that?
Voice: Nothing…Hey why don’t you go over there and watch Kelly Clarkson’s career sky rocket.
Kelly Pickler: Okay…be right back honey.
Cat: Meow
Voice: What she’s got a nice body and frankly it’s in my best interest that she doesn’t know the meaning of the word…monogamy.
Cat: MEOW!
Voice: I’m sorry…you’re right you did call me…what’s up?
Cat: Meow, meow, meow
Voice: Wow…I haven’t even thought about wrestling in years…
Cat: Meow…meow….
Voice: Hey…slow down…I don’t even know if I could make it by then.
Cat: Meow…
Voice: Why?!? How about because I am on my promotional tour for my new movie…“The Marine 3“.
Cat: Meow, meow, meow
Voice: Thank you I thought I should’ve been in “The Marine 2” also, I mean seriously Ted DiBiase…who the hell is that guy.
Cat: Meow.
Voice: No the Million Dollar Man is his father this is his much less talented son.
Cat: Meow, meow
Voice: Oh ha ha ha …I’ll have you know my last album did very well overseas.
Cat: Meow
Voice: What do you mean overseas doesn’t count, of course it counts, you’re telling me that if “The Terminator 3“…
Cat: Meow…
Voice: You’re right we got off topic. I will try my best to be there…where exactly is it again.
Cat: Meow
Voice: Okay, all you had to say was the usual place.
Cat: Meow, meow.
Voice: Right, okay I’ll talk to my agent and see if we can work something out. Talk to you later.
***They both hang up, and the camera cuts back to the cat who already has it’s paw in the address book. The screen goes black as the words “To Be Continued“ appear on the screen.***
Voice: What’s up?
Cat: Meow
Voice: I’m sorry what?
Cat: Meow
Voice: Holy Shit! How the hell are ya. Damn it’s been what?…5 years?
Cat: Meow, meow
Voice: Come on…when were you at that concert?
Cat: Meow
Vocie: No, I would remember a hairless pussy like you.
Kelly Pickler: Are you talking about me?
Voice: No babe, just go back to sunbathing and writing some more soulless country songs.
Kelly Pickler: What do you mean by that?
Voice: Nothing…Hey why don’t you go over there and watch Kelly Clarkson’s career sky rocket.
Kelly Pickler: Okay…be right back honey.
Cat: Meow
Voice: What she’s got a nice body and frankly it’s in my best interest that she doesn’t know the meaning of the word…monogamy.
Cat: MEOW!
Voice: I’m sorry…you’re right you did call me…what’s up?
Cat: Meow, meow, meow
Voice: Wow…I haven’t even thought about wrestling in years…
Cat: Meow…meow….
Voice: Hey…slow down…I don’t even know if I could make it by then.
Cat: Meow…
Voice: Why?!? How about because I am on my promotional tour for my new movie…“The Marine 3“.
Cat: Meow, meow, meow
Voice: Thank you I thought I should’ve been in “The Marine 2” also, I mean seriously Ted DiBiase…who the hell is that guy.
Cat: Meow.
Voice: No the Million Dollar Man is his father this is his much less talented son.
Cat: Meow, meow
Voice: Oh ha ha ha …I’ll have you know my last album did very well overseas.
Cat: Meow
Voice: What do you mean overseas doesn’t count, of course it counts, you’re telling me that if “The Terminator 3“…
Cat: Meow…
Voice: You’re right we got off topic. I will try my best to be there…where exactly is it again.
Cat: Meow
Voice: Okay, all you had to say was the usual place.
Cat: Meow, meow.
Voice: Right, okay I’ll talk to my agent and see if we can work something out. Talk to you later.
***They both hang up, and the camera cuts back to the cat who already has it’s paw in the address book. The screen goes black as the words “To Be Continued“ appear on the screen.***