Post by hamstergirl on Jun 15, 2009 13:05:22 GMT -5
[Hamster Girl is sat reading the Peter Rabbit series of books by Beatrix Potter. She’s almost at the end of the second book, The Tale Of Benjamin Bunny. In the background a TV can be heard cutting through the silence.]
TV Show Host: Ladies and gentlemen, here he is, the king of the one liners… Henny Youngman!
Henny: Thank you, thank you. My wife asked me to take her somewhere she’s never been before, I told her I’d take her to the kitchen.
HG: Will you turn that down please? I’m training for my match against Kurt Angel!
Bentley: By reading?
HG: This rabbit guy knows some crafty tricks for stealing vegetables from gardens.
Bentley: And how does that apply to wrestling exactly?
[Hamster Girl scratches her head.]
HG: You know… you’re right. But I’m not enough of a tomboy to read El Santo comics.
Bentley: Who?
[Hamster Girl turns to the next page.]
HG: Oh Peter, you sure can make my heart melt with a bat of your cute rabbity eyelashes.
Henny: Voice 1: I took my wife on vacation to the Caribbean. Voice 2: Jamaica? Voice 1: No, she went on her own accord.
HG: Will you PLEASE turn that down? I’m about 8 and a half seconds away from kicking your British bum redder than a baboon’s ass.
[He rolls his eyes.]
Bentley: Oh God.
[He changes the channel, trying to find something quieter. David Lynch’s Dune is playing.]
Bentley: Here, I’ll watch this and fall asleep. Then you can turn it off and read in complete silence.
HG: No way, you snore like a walrus.
Bentley: I seriously hope you don’t know what a walrus snore sounds like from sleeping with one.
[Hamster Girl holds back a welling up of tears.]
HG: Ya know, Jerri killed Scatman for a reason. I don’t want potty mouth like that coming from my butler for Foley’s sake.
TV Show Host: Ladies and gentlemen, here he is, the king of the one liners… Henny Youngman!
Henny: Thank you, thank you. My wife asked me to take her somewhere she’s never been before, I told her I’d take her to the kitchen.
HG: Will you turn that down please? I’m training for my match against Kurt Angel!
Bentley: By reading?
HG: This rabbit guy knows some crafty tricks for stealing vegetables from gardens.
Bentley: And how does that apply to wrestling exactly?
[Hamster Girl scratches her head.]
HG: You know… you’re right. But I’m not enough of a tomboy to read El Santo comics.
Bentley: Who?
[Hamster Girl turns to the next page.]
HG: Oh Peter, you sure can make my heart melt with a bat of your cute rabbity eyelashes.
Henny: Voice 1: I took my wife on vacation to the Caribbean. Voice 2: Jamaica? Voice 1: No, she went on her own accord.
HG: Will you PLEASE turn that down? I’m about 8 and a half seconds away from kicking your British bum redder than a baboon’s ass.
[He rolls his eyes.]
Bentley: Oh God.
[He changes the channel, trying to find something quieter. David Lynch’s Dune is playing.]
Bentley: Here, I’ll watch this and fall asleep. Then you can turn it off and read in complete silence.
HG: No way, you snore like a walrus.
Bentley: I seriously hope you don’t know what a walrus snore sounds like from sleeping with one.
[Hamster Girl holds back a welling up of tears.]
HG: Ya know, Jerri killed Scatman for a reason. I don’t want potty mouth like that coming from my butler for Foley’s sake.