Post by kevin on May 14, 2009 13:44:40 GMT -5
[Kevin is holding a red scorpion (a real one, not the Dolph Lundgren movie) by the tail as he dangles it over a bathtub filled with sulfuric acid. He dips it in twice.]
Kevin: Beautiful, absolutely beautiful.
[He lays it’s squirming body on the edge of the bathtub and watches as it melts away. Kevin pours two caps of nail polish remover onto a dishrag and takes a big whiff. Chad can be heard in the next room laughing at a Rob Schneider movie. He is obviously stoned. Kevin exits through the door and stands in the frame of the door to the next room with his hands on his hips, dishrag still in hand.]
Kevin: You’re ruining the atmosphere of the execution.
[Chad hands him the joint and steals the dishrag.]
Chad: It’s irreversible, Rob Schneider is on. You’re stuck in the mud buddy.
[Kevin take off his shoe and throws it through the TV screen before returning to the bathroom to his toads and jars of moths.]
Kevin: Beautiful, absolutely beautiful.
[He lays it’s squirming body on the edge of the bathtub and watches as it melts away. Kevin pours two caps of nail polish remover onto a dishrag and takes a big whiff. Chad can be heard in the next room laughing at a Rob Schneider movie. He is obviously stoned. Kevin exits through the door and stands in the frame of the door to the next room with his hands on his hips, dishrag still in hand.]
Kevin: You’re ruining the atmosphere of the execution.
[Chad hands him the joint and steals the dishrag.]
Chad: It’s irreversible, Rob Schneider is on. You’re stuck in the mud buddy.
[Kevin take off his shoe and throws it through the TV screen before returning to the bathroom to his toads and jars of moths.]