Post by Sarah on May 2, 2009 15:05:55 GMT -5
[Inside the empty Intercourse Arena, Sarah stands in the middle of the ring. Most of the arena lights are off. Some footsteps can be heard in the poor-lightedness. She looks around, trying to find the source.]
Xamfir: (Voice) Man, it's Hot Asian Sluts 2 tonight. And the best part? There's actually a hot Asian slut on the show. Oh, hey, Sarah.
[Xamfir and Kay Fabe, her former Shaggy Gang stablemates and best friends, join her in the ring.]
Sarah: Are you talking about Jerri?
Xamfir: Kinda, yeah. Maybe by the time Hot Asian Sluts 3 rolls around, we'll have two hot Asian sluts on the show in some weird mathematical anomolly.
Kay Fabe: I'm somewhat disturbed.
Sarah: What about?
Kay Fabe: Aside from the fact I just got a massive case of the déjà vus, isn't it kinda strange that this whole thing of ours began at Gluttons for Punishment uno?
Sarah: Kay? Are you confidence intolerant? I'm not gonna retire tonight. As a matter of fact, I was just wondering what you guys want to do tomorrow.
Kay Fabe: Nothing strenuous.
Xamfir: We're in Intercourse, guys. A celebratory three-way is always first thing that comes to MY mind.
Styles (Voice): OH MY GOD!
Sarah: Styles!
Kay Fabe: Hey, Styles!
Styles: We could always hunt some jobbers. Have you seen what's been getting into Stamford lately? Santino? Hornswaggle.
Xamfir: And Kofi totally stole Joe Bananas' gimmick!
Sarah: Maybe we could go shopping.
Kay Fabe: Let's get some Amish goods! Peachy baked apples always bring the yummy goodness!
Xamfir: There has to be a sex shop in Intercourse, right?
Styles: End a career? Go to the porn store?
Sarah: I could really go for a new pair of leather pants.
Xamfir: Why stop at pants? Leather bikini!
Kay Fabe: Sexy!
[Styles cleans his glasses with his tie.]
Styles: Parody E-Wrestling is doomed!
Xamfir: (Voice) Man, it's Hot Asian Sluts 2 tonight. And the best part? There's actually a hot Asian slut on the show. Oh, hey, Sarah.
[Xamfir and Kay Fabe, her former Shaggy Gang stablemates and best friends, join her in the ring.]
Sarah: Are you talking about Jerri?
Xamfir: Kinda, yeah. Maybe by the time Hot Asian Sluts 3 rolls around, we'll have two hot Asian sluts on the show in some weird mathematical anomolly.
Kay Fabe: I'm somewhat disturbed.
Sarah: What about?
Kay Fabe: Aside from the fact I just got a massive case of the déjà vus, isn't it kinda strange that this whole thing of ours began at Gluttons for Punishment uno?
Sarah: Kay? Are you confidence intolerant? I'm not gonna retire tonight. As a matter of fact, I was just wondering what you guys want to do tomorrow.
Kay Fabe: Nothing strenuous.
Xamfir: We're in Intercourse, guys. A celebratory three-way is always first thing that comes to MY mind.
Styles (Voice): OH MY GOD!
Sarah: Styles!
Kay Fabe: Hey, Styles!
Styles: We could always hunt some jobbers. Have you seen what's been getting into Stamford lately? Santino? Hornswaggle.
Xamfir: And Kofi totally stole Joe Bananas' gimmick!
Sarah: Maybe we could go shopping.
Kay Fabe: Let's get some Amish goods! Peachy baked apples always bring the yummy goodness!
Xamfir: There has to be a sex shop in Intercourse, right?
Styles: End a career? Go to the porn store?
Sarah: I could really go for a new pair of leather pants.
Xamfir: Why stop at pants? Leather bikini!
Kay Fabe: Sexy!
[Styles cleans his glasses with his tie.]
Styles: Parody E-Wrestling is doomed!