Post by Sarah on Apr 29, 2009 10:45:13 GMT -5
[In a high school parking lot, Sarah is sitting on top of an Escalade, painting her toenails. The Great walks toward his car.]
Sarah: Nice ride. And rod.
The Great: The Great says it does the job.
Sarah: What job? Taking you to low budget wrestling events?
The Great: It's not the job. It's the jobber.
[Jerri Li stomps into the shot, smashing her school books through the window of a blue car. She begins eating shards of glass.]
Jerri Li: The hell's that? You talking to my boy?
The Great: She was just admiring The Great's rod. Er, ride.
[Sarah hops off The Great's car and gets on the roof of a Jeep. The Great starts to drive off, but a cheesegrater breaks his rear window. The Great slams on the brakes and gets out and approaches Jerri. Tentacle Beast, Christian St. Christian, Scatman and several unpaid extras have Jerri's back. The Great pulls out one of his wife's fruitcakes from the small of his back. They recoil in horror at the weapon.]
Sarah: Why don't you let your vehicles do the talking? Winner. Gets. Me.
[Cut to an empty street in Cloudydale. Lots of familiar faces are in the crowd as The Great and Jerri Li prepare to face off in a street race: Little Good, Kay Fabe, Xamfir, Michelle, Mikey Styles, all the Fetish Freaks, Trey Vincent, Adam Nowell, among others. Inside of The Great's Escalade, Sarah is with The Great. She rubs his gear stick.]
Sarah: Make it interesting, The Great.
[Instead of paying attention to the race, Sarah crawls on top of The Great and begins grinding herself into him and moaning, as The Great tries to keep one eye on the road without crashing. That is, until a giant ladder smacked Sarah in the face, jolting her awake.]
Sarah: That bitch. I can't even escape her in my sexy dreams! She. Must. Pay!
[Fade to black.]
Caption: At Gluttons For Punishment 2! Live On-Demand! Jerri Li vs. Sarah in a Loser Leaves BOB Ladder Match! SEND US YOUR MONEY!
Sarah: Nice ride. And rod.
The Great: The Great says it does the job.
Sarah: What job? Taking you to low budget wrestling events?
The Great: It's not the job. It's the jobber.
[Jerri Li stomps into the shot, smashing her school books through the window of a blue car. She begins eating shards of glass.]
Jerri Li: The hell's that? You talking to my boy?
The Great: She was just admiring The Great's rod. Er, ride.
[Sarah hops off The Great's car and gets on the roof of a Jeep. The Great starts to drive off, but a cheesegrater breaks his rear window. The Great slams on the brakes and gets out and approaches Jerri. Tentacle Beast, Christian St. Christian, Scatman and several unpaid extras have Jerri's back. The Great pulls out one of his wife's fruitcakes from the small of his back. They recoil in horror at the weapon.]
Sarah: Why don't you let your vehicles do the talking? Winner. Gets. Me.
[Cut to an empty street in Cloudydale. Lots of familiar faces are in the crowd as The Great and Jerri Li prepare to face off in a street race: Little Good, Kay Fabe, Xamfir, Michelle, Mikey Styles, all the Fetish Freaks, Trey Vincent, Adam Nowell, among others. Inside of The Great's Escalade, Sarah is with The Great. She rubs his gear stick.]
Sarah: Make it interesting, The Great.
[Instead of paying attention to the race, Sarah crawls on top of The Great and begins grinding herself into him and moaning, as The Great tries to keep one eye on the road without crashing. That is, until a giant ladder smacked Sarah in the face, jolting her awake.]
Sarah: That bitch. I can't even escape her in my sexy dreams! She. Must. Pay!
[Fade to black.]
Caption: At Gluttons For Punishment 2! Live On-Demand! Jerri Li vs. Sarah in a Loser Leaves BOB Ladder Match! SEND US YOUR MONEY!