Post by Trey Vincent on Apr 27, 2009 13:58:52 GMT -5
[Michelle's apartment. Trey Vincent is sitting on the couch, with Michelle at his right. A deck of Hooters cards is stacked on the table next to some beer bottles.]
TV: OK, BOBsters. Are you feeling lucky? If so, you better get your head examined. Did you forget you work in BOB? *Pfffft* Anyway, I'm here with Michelle, the Head Writer, because Gluttons for Punishment 2 is coming up this Saturday, and we need to figure out the entrance order for our 32 brawlers. Just before the camera started rolling, we assigned one Hooters girl on my deck of cards to every BOBster. And now, just to prove there are no shenanigans of ANY KIND going on, I'm going to draw the cards live. Plus, this will count as my Rant for the show, since I'm really busy this week writing the show and making sure everyone shows up in Intercourse. Whose brilliant idea was it to go to Intercourse?
Michelle: That would be yours.
TV: Ah, right. I'm a genius. OK. Without further ado, let's get to it. We're going to go in order here. So brace yourselves.
[Michelle grabs the cards and fans them out. Trey grabs card one.]
TV: *BEEP*, you are the first entrant in Gluttons for Punishment 2! Ahahaha. Sucks to be you, pal.
[Trey waves his hand in front of his face.]
TV: You can't win this match, your time ain't now, suckaaaaa!
Michelle: Trey, I think you're mixing up gimmicks, characters, and federations.
TV: Oh, really? Figures. OK.
[Trey grabs card two.]
TV: No way! Number two is *BEEP*! How awesome is THAT! Wait, wait, wait. This is just too juicy. I need to edit their names out now.
Michelle: Really? Why?
TV: I don't want them to know that they'll be facing each other to start. I was honestly hoping I'd pull out Studnuts' name just to fuck with him.
[Michelle pushes a card up high.]
Michelle: (Sounding devious) He could be number three…
[Trey strokes his chin. He snatches the card.]
TV: Hey! That's not Studs! That's MY card!
Michelle: Gotcha!
TV: You bitch. This Rant is over!
Michelle: What? You can't do
[Static.]
TV: OK, BOBsters. Are you feeling lucky? If so, you better get your head examined. Did you forget you work in BOB? *Pfffft* Anyway, I'm here with Michelle, the Head Writer, because Gluttons for Punishment 2 is coming up this Saturday, and we need to figure out the entrance order for our 32 brawlers. Just before the camera started rolling, we assigned one Hooters girl on my deck of cards to every BOBster. And now, just to prove there are no shenanigans of ANY KIND going on, I'm going to draw the cards live. Plus, this will count as my Rant for the show, since I'm really busy this week writing the show and making sure everyone shows up in Intercourse. Whose brilliant idea was it to go to Intercourse?
Michelle: That would be yours.
TV: Ah, right. I'm a genius. OK. Without further ado, let's get to it. We're going to go in order here. So brace yourselves.
[Michelle grabs the cards and fans them out. Trey grabs card one.]
TV: *BEEP*, you are the first entrant in Gluttons for Punishment 2! Ahahaha. Sucks to be you, pal.
[Trey waves his hand in front of his face.]
TV: You can't win this match, your time ain't now, suckaaaaa!
Michelle: Trey, I think you're mixing up gimmicks, characters, and federations.
TV: Oh, really? Figures. OK.
[Trey grabs card two.]
TV: No way! Number two is *BEEP*! How awesome is THAT! Wait, wait, wait. This is just too juicy. I need to edit their names out now.
Michelle: Really? Why?
TV: I don't want them to know that they'll be facing each other to start. I was honestly hoping I'd pull out Studnuts' name just to fuck with him.
[Michelle pushes a card up high.]
Michelle: (Sounding devious) He could be number three…
[Trey strokes his chin. He snatches the card.]
TV: Hey! That's not Studs! That's MY card!
Michelle: Gotcha!
TV: You bitch. This Rant is over!
Michelle: What? You can't do
[Static.]